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Crazy Ferret
Caldari
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:01:00 - [1]
 

Awaiting orders I sit idle in a trance like state. The friendly coalition has amassed. All guns warmed by the fire from the last fight. All we wait on is one direct order from the goon higher echelon. But the order can't come through. Sadly the radio operator can not make out any distinct orders, but rather only mindless chatter of simpletons. As the stupidity and incompetence that spews forth from the lips of sub human pilots envelops the airways, the lone sound of intellect shines through --- DBRB --- (and his non pedophilic sounding voice) leads the masses like a Cowboy herding his livestock. As they slowly graze through the fields of battle slaughtering whatever they accidentally step on. The distinct sound of "Fofofofo" and "Roy" echoes in the background as it appears the only sound the mindless drones can produce.

Still I find myself waiting for some semblance of rational warfare... but to no avail. Merely generic commands dispensed in the most simplest of terms so the blob can understand. Although undoubtedly the upper levels of The Swarm are far superior intellectually then the horde it is a mere comparison of the dwarf being taller than the midget (either way i pity you). Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers, But until that day i will fight side by side with these "Special" children of the universe until our eventual demise of the first person to offer Goons some magical beans.



"Only the dead have seen the end of war" this means ROY


P.S - If any goons are reading this ...I will translate into your language.

Fofofofo FOFFO fooofofo ofo roy fo yor R fo O fo Y fofo Boom gf roy boom.



Spyra Gryra
Amarr
Cruoris Seraphim
Exalted.
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:04:00 - [2]
 

I like this post. It is very good.

Malcolm Gerwulf
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:06:00 - [3]
 

Good use of the first-person present-tense.

Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:12:00 - [4]
 

boom. big bada-boom.

Mr Adebisi
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:29:00 - [5]
 

O_o

Gefunkt
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:30:00 - [6]
 

Roy :(

xttz
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:30:00 - [7]
 

fofofofo FOFFO fooofofo ofo roy fo yor R fo O fo Y fofo

VCBee 012
Minmatar
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:30:00 - [8]
 

An excellent essay.

Heinz Rand
Gallente
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:31:00 - [9]
 

fo fo to the fo fo?

Shadoo
Gallente
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:33:00 - [10]
 

GET GOONS OFF BNUNNLER!

Vadinho
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:35:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Shadoo
GET GOONS OFF BNUNNLER!
BNUNNLER...





BNUNNLER...





BNUNNLER...

dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:35:00 - [12]
 

what happened to royofca?


Lasakywa
Caldari
Section XIII
Cursed Alliance
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:36:00 - [13]
 

too many english words for me

Demos Mast
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:37:00 - [14]
 

A "goons are terrible at this game and have to resort to numbers" thread. I have never heard such a thing before in my life!

Vadinho
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:38:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: dastommy79
what happened to royofca?


He's killing brown people with god in heaven now :angel:

AgentSythe
Gallente
Accinava
SOLAR WING
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:43:00 - [16]
 

RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial."
Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY POOPSOCKERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC.
"This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!"
So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E.
"I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted
The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC"
And then Roy was a zombie.

DHB WildCat
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:47:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Snowden Vel
boom. big bada-boom.


Fifth Element, very good movie.

WildCat

Wu Jiaqiu
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:47:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Crazy Ferret
Awaiting orders I sit idle in a trance like state. The friendly coalition has amassed. All guns warmed by the fire from the last fight. All we wait on is one direct order from the goon higher echelon. But the order can't come through. Sadly the radio operator can not make out any distinct orders, but rather only mindless chatter of simpletons. As the stupidity and incompetence that spews forth from the lips of sub human pilots envelops the airways, the lone sound of intellect shines through --- DBRB --- (and his non pedophilic sounding voice) leads the masses like a Cowboy herding his livestock. As they slowly graze through the fields of battle slaughtering whatever they accidentally step on. The distinct sound of "Fofofofo" and "Roy" echoes in the background as it appears the only sound the mindless drones can produce.

Still I find myself waiting for some semblance of rational warfare... but to no avail. Merely generic commands dispensed in the most simplest of terms so the blob can understand. Although undoubtedly the upper levels of The Swarm are far superior intellectually then the horde it is a mere comparison of the dwarf being taller than the midget (either way i pity you). Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers, But until that day i will fight side by side with these "Special" children of the universe until our eventual demise of the first person to offer Goons some magical beans.



"Only the dead have seen the end of war" this means ROY


P.S - If any goons are reading this ...I will translate into your language.

Fofofofo FOFFO fooofofo ofo roy fo yor R fo O fo Y fofo Boom gf roy boom.





Just because goons use their numbers to their advantage doesn't mean you should give up tactics against it altogether.

Crazy Ferret
Caldari
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:49:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: AgentSythe
RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial."
Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY POOPSOCKERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC.
"This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!"
So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E.
"I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted
The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC"
And then Roy was a zombie.



I must add after reading that last post that goons are not the only "Special" people in the universe. Just the largest collection. Goon = The Special Olympics (Proud and Brave) This Guy = The kid that none of the other kids will sit next to on the short bus (And thats bad when special kids won't sit next to you)


BTW royofca is infact shooting brown people from heaven with jesus as previously stated

Zippernaut
Gallente
Sigma Holding Corp
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:53:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Zippernaut on 26/05/2009 23:53:29
Originally by: AgentSythe
RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial."
Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY POOPSOCKERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC.
"This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!"
So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E.
"I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted
The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC"
And then Roy was a zombie.



look how stupid you are. shoulda used goon language

CARY
Caldari
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:57:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Crazy Ferret
Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers,


Hey, we can also spam pos better then Bobby Atless & Company!

Crazy Ferret
Caldari
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.26 23:58:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Zippernaut
Edited by: Zippernaut on 26/05/2009 23:53:29
Originally by: AgentSythe
RoyOfCA waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were GKC in Delve. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel JOHNSON were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Roy was a Sigma Squad Best Squad for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships Remedial."
Remedial said "No! You will BE KILL BY POOPSOCKERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station THE ALAMO he knew there were GKC.
"This is JOHNSON" the radio crackered. "You must fight the GKC!"
So Roy gotted his Rifter and blew up the POS.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said R I S E.
"I will shoot at him" said SirMolle and he fired the rocket missiles. Roy pew pew'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the node crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the GKC" he shouted
The radio said "No, Roy. You are the GKC"
And then Roy was a zombie.



look how stupid you are. shoulda used goon language


Im sorry for the omission and to the smart people sorry for the double post but i did forget half the eve population by not posting in thier damn native tongue.

Fo fofofo of fo ro foroy y fo boom ( fo fo boom) bada boom fo roy Alli Achbar foroy FOFOFO

AgentSythe
Gallente
Accinava
SOLAR WING
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:00:00 - [23]
 

I really, really thought you people would catch the reference. I swear, going from the SA forums to the EveO forums flips the ****** switch.

Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:02:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Crazy Ferret

BTW royofca is infact shooting brown people from heaven with jesus as previously stated


Are you trying to tell us that he joined the Air Force?

M0rning5tar
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:06:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: DHB WildCat
Originally by: Snowden Vel
boom. big bada-boom.


Fifth Element, very good movie.

WildCat



Thanks for pointing that out bra. No one would have gotten it otherwise.

~~~ Razz

Crazy Ferret
Caldari
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:07:00 - [26]
 

You clever Goon using big words .Yes he joined to Air Force and I am now his supervisor and he is but a mere AB (Airman Basic) cleaning bathrooms and whatnot. But don't you speakbad of ROY

fofofo roy fo fofo

Comstr
Minmatar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:10:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Crazy Ferret
Awaiting orders I sit idle in a trance like state.



This is what happens when a allied pilot spends too much time in the lobby waiting a invite to the ops channel. Crying or Very sad

dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:17:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: CARY
Originally by: Crazy Ferret
Hopefully one day the Swarm can have some actual tactics besides overwhelming numbers,


Hey, we can also spam pos better then Bobby Atless & Company!


you are the best most informed awesome poster ever. You make me proud to be apart of the eve community and represent your corporation with great distinction and honor. I salute you Cary of BATTLESTARS, i salute you

o7

Nikodiemus
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.05.27 00:27:00 - [29]
 

Confirming GS and brosefs did indeed hotdrop 2 frigs with 50 BS and support.... And I was there ;)

<3 goons

CCP Mitnal


Minmatar
C C P
Posted - 2009.05.27 01:42:00 - [30]
 

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