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Hakaryu Lionheart
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:19:00 - [1]
 

Ok here goes nothing! Please put stupid ideas that you never hope get implemented into EVE - then in a few years we will resurrect this thread and see how it has gone! Chances are most ideas may be implemented! =)

This thread is intended as a tongue in cheek thread for all whiners, posers, FW members, and people like me (that is the rest of you and all of the above) to post your ideas that you never hope see the light of day - but are funny as hell to think about - implemented!

1 - Drones require ammo, there would be counters on each drone indicating ammo type and quantity and you would have to dock them every so often and carry ammo for them so they can continue to fight.
2 - The ability to eject fitted items so if you have no isk you can ransom yourself with your fittings.
3 - Designs and colors for ships - so I can put a nice big playboy bunny on my Dominix, paint it John Deere Green, and add a confederate flag logo to the other side.
4 - Allow marriage rings in game to be bought and sold so people can get married in spce.........yeah......or something.



Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Mordus Angels
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:27:00 - [2]
 

Ideas I hope never appear in game?

How about an item "Sansha's Nations for Dummies" .. or would that be "Sansha's Nations for Zombies"?

Veldspar mining Capital ships - especially if they appear in Amarr space.

Special interest, super expensive shuttles, that look like shuttles.

Thats all I can think of for now.

Shogun Archer
Reaper Industries
Asset Liberation Front.
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:28:00 - [3]
 

Dancing emotes in ambulation.

THE L0CK
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:29:00 - [4]
 

99.9999% of the things people mention on these forums. Trust me, the list would be shorter if I listed the good ideas.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:29:00 - [5]
 

I'd really hate an undock button tbfh.

Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Mordus Angels
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:30:00 - [6]
 

CCP special offer for ex-WoW players ..

.. and along with that ..
In Game tutorials for ex-WoW players .. (the lag would be just too great!)

eFart
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:31:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: THE L0CK
99.9999% of the things people mention on these forums. Trust me, the list would be shorter if I listed the good ideas.

dood cmon u list good ideas

Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Mordus Angels
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:32:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: eFart
Originally by: THE L0CK
99.9999% of the things people mention on these forums. Trust me, the list would be shorter if I listed the good ideas.

dood cmon u list good ideas


.. and even bad ideas proposed with the best of intentions, are often good for their amusement factor.

Zorana Lionheart
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:34:00 - [9]
 

*CCP sponsered vacation packages - complete with options for child care and crafts for wife to do while you play Eve.

*A shield hardener that offers 75% resist to wife aggro.

Nooma K'Larr
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.21 01:38:00 - [10]
 

That ambulation somehow turns into THE SIMS, and you have weird **** like capsuleers getting pregnant.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2009.05.21 03:44:00 - [11]
 

* Any further nerfing of combat of any kind.

* Making any area immune to probing.

* Custom ship skins.

* Capital mining ships.

* Cheap, high-capacity cargo ships.

* Removal of sentry guns.

* CONCORD buffing.

* Police buffing.

* Return to WT15.

* And 99% of everything in the Features & Ideas forum, including some of the threads I've started there in the past. Cool

Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.05.21 03:57:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
* Any further nerfing of combat of any kind.

* Making any area immune to probing.
* Custom ship skins.
* Capital mining ships.
* Cheap, high-capacity cargo ships.
* Removal of sentry guns.
* CONCORD buffing.
* Police buffing.
* Return to WT15.
* And 99% of everything in the Features & Ideas forum, including some of the threads I've started there in the past. Cool

HAY! I posted some good stuff in there once.. Quickly realized it was the wrong place to post good ideas and moved it to the dev forum..

Also, guess what my rifter will look like with a custom skin!

Lag Hon
Minmatar
Lag Hon Security
Posted - 2009.05.21 03:58:00 - [13]
 

Elves in any way shape or form.

Arushia
Nova Labs
New Eden Research.
Posted - 2009.05.21 04:02:00 - [14]
 

Applying Sleepers' "must-kill-all-drones" AI to mission rats.

Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
Posted - 2009.05.21 04:43:00 - [15]
 

Sovereignty. Oh wait..

E Vile
Posted - 2009.05.21 04:48:00 - [16]
 

Instances

Arthur Frayn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.05.21 06:01:00 - [17]
 

A new class of ships that become just another expensive mission running toy.

Lilla Kharn
Amarr
Posted - 2009.05.21 06:17:00 - [18]
 

Why would you post this? This is where CCP pulls their next ideas from!

Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2009.05.21 06:56:00 - [19]
 

Fur characters.

you know they are out there.

Kaiserf
Posted - 2009.05.21 07:01:00 - [20]
 

Patch testing.

<---Bitter about the jump gate hang up thing. Embarassed

Joan Alkmar
Posted - 2009.05.21 07:11:00 - [21]
 

Titans... Oh wait.

Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
Posted - 2009.05.21 07:42:00 - [22]
 

I hope they never introduce AoE weapons, able of killing everything in grid with a single push of a Button... oh wait, they did, nevermind.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2009.05.21 07:50:00 - [23]
 

Oh by "any nerfing of combat" I did not mean "any nerfing of combat modules", but rather the game mechanics that provide consequences for the basic act of aggression itself.

Josson Turtur
Gallente
Trader's Academy
Sanctuary Pact
Posted - 2009.05.21 08:15:00 - [24]
 

Things I hope I never see:

- Reintroduction of goods (like shuttles and drones) that used to be sold by NPCs.
- Asteroids that spawn with EVEN LESS ore.
- A client that no longer supports my 7 year old computer. Wink
- Instant worry free Player Respawn after death and destruction.
- The removal of flavor text from NPC Corporations and other story based text boxes that make me feel like I'm working and fighting for something, instead of raw data and 1s and 0s... oh wait... That just came about in the last patch. Sad

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.05.21 08:27:00 - [25]
 

Stagnation. I want more god-damned regions god-damned it.

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2009.05.21 09:15:00 - [26]
 

Attribute respecs.

Oh.

Reven Cordelle
Caldari
Total Mayhem.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2009.05.21 11:08:00 - [27]
 

Achievements.

Each would give points that people can then redeem for "Achiever's" Modules, which are the equivalent of Officer items but are unmarketable.

* PODTASTIC! - Get podded 100 times.
* Philanthropist - Give away 500 million isk.
* Number Dyslexia - Fall for a 999 Scam.
* Delusions of Grandeur - Fly and Lose a T3 Ship.
* Heavy Industry - Successfully complete 50 Inventions.
* You Clumsy Pilot...! - Collide with 250 Objects.
* Quantum Leap - Use 15,000 Stargates.
* Preparing to Dispense Product... - Accumulate 1 hour of reloading time.
* Attention Wh*re - Post 50 messages in Local in the space of 2 minutes.
* Are You Still There? - Accumulate 24 hours of Cloaked Time.
* I feel the need - Achieve 3,000m/s in flight.
* Still Alive - Make it back to a station with less than 50hp in Structure.
* Rambo - Fire 250,000 rounds of ammunition.
* Alzheimers - Accept a delivery mission, travel at least 10 jumps, reach the destination and realise you've forgotten the delivery package.
* Mock Self-Preservationist - Fit a Warp Stab.
*Misguided Priorities - Keep a POS fuelled for 6 months.
* See what I did there? - Post 10 successful trolls on the forum.
* I see what you did there - Detect 10 trolls on the forum.
* Degenerate - Post in CAOD.
* Budding Politician - Run as CSM and win.
* Failed Politician - Run as CSM and lose.
* If you scream loud enough... - Post 10 whines and successfully influence a game change.
* Chribbastic - Mine 50,000,000 units of Veldspar.
* Danger, Danger Will Robinson - Run out of probes in W-Space.

Feel free to add your own, you know achievements would destroy EVE and make everything into a 'peen waving contest.

Granmethedon III
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2009.05.21 11:15:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Reven Cordelle
Achievements.

Each would give points that people can then redeem for "Achiever's" Modules, which are the equivalent of Officer items but are unmarketable.

* PODTASTIC! - Get podded 100 times.
* Philanthropist - Give away 500 million isk.
* Number Dyslexia - Fall for a 999 Scam.
* Delusions of Grandeur - Fly and Lose a T3 Ship.
* Heavy Industry - Successfully complete 50 Inventions.
* You Clumsy Pilot...! - Collide with 250 Objects.
* Quantum Leap - Use 15,000 Stargates.
* Preparing to Dispense Product... - Accumulate 1 hour of reloading time.
* Attention Wh*re - Post 50 messages in Local in the space of 2 minutes.
* Are You Still There? - Accumulate 24 hours of Cloaked Time.
* I feel the need - Achieve 3,000m/s in flight.
* Still Alive - Make it back to a station with less than 50hp in Structure.
* Rambo - Fire 250,000 rounds of ammunition.
* Alzheimers - Accept a delivery mission, travel at least 10 jumps, reach the destination and realise you've forgotten the delivery package.
* Mock Self-Preservationist - Fit a Warp Stab.
*Misguided Priorities - Keep a POS fuelled for 6 months.
* See what I did there? - Post 10 successful trolls on the forum.
* I see what you did there - Detect 10 trolls on the forum.
* Degenerate - Post in CAOD.
* Budding Politician - Run as CSM and win.
* Failed Politician - Run as CSM and lose.
* If you scream loud enough... - Post 10 whines and successfully influence a game change.
* Chribbastic - Mine 50,000,000 units of Veldspar.
* Danger, Danger Will Robinson - Run out of probes in W-Space.

Feel free to add your own, you know achievements would destroy EVE and make everything into a 'peen waving contest.


Laughing

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2009.05.21 11:16:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Hakaryu Lionheart

3 - Designs and colors for ships - so I can put a nice big playboy bunny on my Dominix, paint it John Deere Green, and add a confederate flag logo to the other side.



Shocked

Arec Bardwin
Posted - 2009.05.21 11:21:00 - [30]
 

SP respec
PVP/battlefield arenas (instances)
PVP ranking associated with above feature
Walking in stations and all the crap that would come with it


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