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 YuIaw |
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:05:00 - [ 1]
Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!
this is not a troll... |
 Lana Torrin Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2009.04.08 08:10:00 - [ 2]
Originally by: YuIaw Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!
this is not a troll...
I dont like going to jita on a good day.. |
 Puupuu Latrocinium
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Posted - 2009.04.08 08:15:00 - [ 3]
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 Lady Spank Amarr In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2009.04.08 08:35:00 - [ 4]
whatever |
 Lana Torrin Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2009.04.08 08:39:00 - [ 5]
Originally by: Lady Spank whatever
You always say that  |
 Lady Spank Amarr In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2009.04.08 09:04:00 - [ 6]
not really |
 Malephar |
Posted - 2009.04.08 09:34:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: Lady Spank whatever
Indeed. The problem with trying to kill all pirates, is that Eve is something like Doom on nightmare mode: your enemies respawn. All pirate killers soon find themselves overwhelmed like a small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke! |
 Gaius Bismarck Darkwave Technologies Initiative Mercenaries |
Posted - 2009.04.08 10:12:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: YuIaw this is not a troll...
this is the pointed where i rly loled man! thanks, was good fun reading. you get a 9/10. would read again. wait, jita? uhh...could you mabye choose a different tradeinghub? i dont want to jump that far but i dont want to miss the phun also  |
 Khanto Thor Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.08 10:22:00 - [ 9]
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 Lady Spank Amarr In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2009.04.08 10:34:00 - [ 10]
I took it as a personal insult. |
 Shigsy NibbleTek Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:13:00 - [ 11]
Hey im -10 and in jita at the moment. What diggs? |
 Raul Watanabe Gallente NQX Innovations |
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:33:00 - [ 12]
how the hell do these Amarrian characters even see properly with their hoods like that? |
 CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks |
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:49:00 - [ 13]
This thread smells funny |
 spongebobbb Amarr |
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:54:00 - [ 14]
Originally by: YuIaw Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!
this is not a troll...
\0/ im welcome in jita. |
 Mattio11 Quantum Cats Syndicate |
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:00:00 - [ 15]
Originally by: Malephar
Originally by: Lady Spank whatever
Indeed.
The problem with trying to kill all pirates, is that Eve is something like Doom on nightmare mode: your enemies respawn.
All pirate killers soon find themselves overwhelmed like a small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!
They've all created alts specifically for this war on pirates.... so if it's Doom on nightmare mode, they have to ability to log off and resume normal mode on their main character/account without any loss? |
 Double E Amarr |
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:02:00 - [ 16]
Quote: small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!
It was at this point that orange juice exploded out of my nose......and I didn't need to read any farther  Pure win |
 Jones Bones Burning Napalm |
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:30:00 - [ 17]
Going to Jita on the weekend reminds me of my younger days. 56k modem, pron was pictures, sometimes they didn't load fast. |
 RedSplat |
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:45:00 - [ 18]
Originally by: Jones Bones Going to Jita on the weekend reminds me of my younger days. 56k modem, pron was pictures, sometimes they didn't load fast.
and then the object of desire loads fully and you find you've been oggling a trap. Antipirates hiding in Highsec? Come to Rancer, i hear the United could do with some easy kills lately. |
 War Kitten Panda McLegion |
Posted - 2009.04.08 13:17:00 - [ 19]
This should get rather comical fairly quickly.
The first target your alts shoot at will not only get you Concordokkened, but turn THEM yellow too. Bring them back to Jita, and by all rights, you should all be shooting each other in short order.
It'll be pandelerium! |
 queen dyke Gallente testicular Fortitude |
Posted - 2009.04.08 13:45:00 - [ 20]
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 JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service |
Posted - 2009.04.08 14:07:00 - [ 21]
Originally by: CrimsonLobo This thread smells funny
Smells funny, like farts? Sorry, had chili for dinner last night  |
 Raul Watanabe Gallente NQX Innovations |
Posted - 2009.04.08 14:47:00 - [ 22]
Edited by: Raul Watanabe on 08/04/2009 14:48:13OP has clearly gone full ret*rd, never go full ret*rd... EDIT: as if ret*rd is censored  |
 CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks |
Posted - 2009.04.08 15:26:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: JordanParey
Originally by: CrimsonLobo This thread smells funny
Smells funny, like farts?
Sorry, had chili for dinner last night 
Ah ah well as its you, ill let you off, but dont do it again, ok? |
 Jim GNARKILL Gnarkill INC |
Posted - 2009.04.08 16:35:00 - [ 24]
A) i cant pew pew back properly in jita B) you dont know who my industry/manufacturing alts are, nor will you ever know C) thats the dumbest idea ive ever heard of, pirates are huge customers blowing each other up constantly D) 5/10 on the troll meter
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 Gin G The Helghast Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.08 18:45:00 - [ 25]
never goto jita on a weekend anyway too busy |
 Elia Berran |
Posted - 2009.04.08 19:08:00 - [ 26]
Originally by: YuIaw Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!
this is not a troll...
Do you know you have a bag on your head? |
 FOl2TY8 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.04.08 19:30:00 - [ 27]
Originally by: Elia Berran
Do you know you have a bag on your head?
Ugly chicks need love too man. |
 Chadstick Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore |
Posted - 2009.04.08 23:46:00 - [ 28]
Originally by: YuIaw Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!
this is not a troll...
What's a "Jita"? |
 soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.04.09 00:00:00 - [ 29]
Originally by: Raul Watanabe how the hell do these Amarrian characters even see properly with their hoods like that?
ive always wondered that myself . . . . . |
 E Phoenix The New Eden Syndicate IMPERIUM. |
Posted - 2009.04.09 02:51:00 - [ 30]
Be funny if every  in game crated an alt and went to Jita too  Maybe they could kill everyone with lag alone? |