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FredFred Burger
Caldari
Prosterior Pirates
Posted - 2009.04.02 01:53:00 - [1]
 

Time and time again, it's the same old thing from Tri pilots in local.

"F*ckin carebears" or "5 year toon in a carebear alliance, how sad is that".

That's all they can say, and we're kind of tired of it.

It's like when you're flipping channels and you come across the softcore pron movie, where they don't show anything, and the guy will give some lame swat on the butt to his girl and say "You're bad".

Tri likes to rail on alliances with naps, saying they've blued half of Eve, etc etc, same old carebear blob story, yet Tri has the same problem with regards to their lame smack. It's been what, three runs at the Triumvirate alliance, and yet you haven't been able to come up with better smack than what you had when you first went up against the bigger coalitions.

I'm thinking it's somewhat mental. You're like the people that nobody else could put up with (not even Goons, bless their putrid souls) so you all got togeather to poo... err... pew... and even you couldn't stand each other for large lengths of time, so you were forced to break apart. Then, when the more socially adept people cast you aside yet again, you were forced togeather again, only to have the same issue.

Now you're on your third attempt, and I hope for the sake of your palms hairiness, you'll be able to tolerate each other and maybe, just maybe, become a little better at coexisting with people, and with that, gain some collective knowledge, and some better smack.

Really, we're kinda tired of the same old same old.

naamira
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:09:00 - [2]
 

Did the bad guy touched you below?

Optical Illusion
Minmatar
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:10:00 - [3]
 

Jezz, guys. He has a point. I think we need a meeting, and like learn to hug, and get along with each other.

Btw, what ship of your's did we kill?

FredFred Burger
Caldari
Prosterior Pirates
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:10:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: naamira
Did the bad guy touched you below?


No, it's just an attempt to rile them so that local will be a little more entertaining than it has for the past few months. The pew pew is fine... the smack... geez, it's as old as Mick Jagger...

FredFred Burger
Caldari
Prosterior Pirates
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:11:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Optical Illusion
Jezz, guys. He has a point. I think we need a meeting, and like learn to hug, and get along with each other.

Btw, what ship of your's did we kill?


Can't remember, I think it was a falcon. No biggie. Like I said, your pew pew is fine and enjoyable... your smack is poo poo.

Criss Anthem
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:16:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Criss Anthem on 02/04/2009 02:16:06
lol

Michal Kaczev
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:44:00 - [7]
 

Thiz is zan outraaage! Tri does no zuch thingz!YARRRR!!

Sith Bandon
Caldari
MC Global Trading LTD.
AAA Citizens
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:49:00 - [8]
 

smacking is for morons

Stretchmeat Crotchquake
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.04.02 02:59:00 - [9]
 

I did some smack the other day and it was a lot better than Tri's.

Optical Illusion
Minmatar
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.04.02 03:04:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake
I did some smack the other day and it was a lot better than Tri's.


Its not Physically possible for a 'goon' to do, or be, better than anyone, or anything else.

Tonkin
Caldari
Sacred Templars
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2009.04.02 03:31:00 - [11]
 

Tri mrk 1 died due to burn out of the leader
(which me and few friends stil emo about)
-smack was good, new allaince and was extreamly strong everyone we faced more or less died so we could smack

Tri mrk 2 dies cos twinkey sorted his life out and joined the army
-when Tri mark 2 came around less leadership less emo less sheep, was really fun quailty pvp and the numbers we faced gave us the right to smack also gave birth to "TRI ARMY IS STEALING UR WOMENS/SPACE/SHIPS/MOONS" etc...

Tri mrk 3
- no idea whats going on there i emo rage quit when dark went emo again and distbanded the corp an the allaince again :(
but from what i hear its new corps new spirit and they have nothing to loose so they can smack as much as they want.


tri will never coexist with anyone else tbh the loner spirit is strong with the name and reputation on the past lifes
if the corps wanted to get blue standings it wouldnt be tri be something else like re**** mrk 2

w00tle
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.04.02 03:51:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Optical Illusion
Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake
I did some smack the other day and it was a lot better than Tri's.


Its not Physically possible for a 'goon' to do, or be, better than anyone, or anything else.


Goons vs. Tri

Topic: Holding conquerable space.

Convince me.

Crucial Rhyme
Minmatar
Staven corp
Posted - 2009.04.02 04:15:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: w00tle
Originally by: Optical Illusion
Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake
I did some smack the other day and it was a lot better than Tri's.


Its not Physically possible for a 'goon' to do, or be, better than anyone, or anything else.


Goons vs. Tri

Topic: Holding conquerable space.

Convince me.


Was your e-pride hurt man?

Xiaodown
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
Posted - 2009.04.02 04:15:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Xiaodown on 02/04/2009 04:15:48
Originally by: FredFred Burger
Time and time again, it's the same old thing from Tri pilots in local.

"F*ckin carebears" or "5 year toon in a carebear alliance, how sad is that".

That's all they can say, and we're kind of tired of it.

It's like when you're flipping channels and you come across the softcore pron movie, where they don't show anything, and the guy will give some lame swat on the butt to his girl and say "You're bad".

Tri likes to rail on alliances with naps, saying they've blued half of Eve, etc etc, same old carebear blob story, yet Tri has the same problem with regards to their lame smack. It's been what, three runs at the Triumvirate alliance, and yet you haven't been able to come up with better smack than what you had when you first went up against the bigger coalitions.

I'm thinking it's somewhat mental. You're like the people that nobody else could put up with (not even Goons, bless their putrid souls) so you all got togeather to poo... err... pew... and even you couldn't stand each other for large lengths of time, so you were forced to break apart. Then, when the more socially adept people cast you aside yet again, you were forced togeather again, only to have the same issue.

Now you're on your third attempt, and I hope for the sake of your palms hairiness, you'll be able to tolerate each other and maybe, just maybe, become a little better at coexisting with people, and with that, gain some collective knowledge, and some better smack.

Really, we're kinda tired of the same old same old.


This post.

Seriously, if you want to understand what Tri does, watch this:
Edit: Linky


Marco Ragnos
Caldari
eXceed Inc.
Minor Threat.
Posted - 2009.04.02 05:26:00 - [15]
 

Looks like tri get an A for inciting this nerd-rage

Weazy Z
Caldari
The Fifth Ace
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.04.02 05:35:00 - [16]
 

i didnt know tri smacked in local... they always play nice when in our systems.

Ryoken McKeon
Caldari
Galactic Defence Syndicate
Eradication Alliance
Posted - 2009.04.02 05:38:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Crucial Rhyme
Originally by: w00tle
Originally by: Optical Illusion
Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake
I did some smack the other day and it was a lot better than Tri's.


Its not Physically possible for a 'goon' to do, or be, better than anyone, or anything else.


Goons vs. Tri

Topic: Holding conquerable space.

Convince me.


Was your e-pride hurt man?


Of course not, GoonSwarm doesn't take this game seriously. What's the line again "We're terrible at this game teehee" ?

Vasili Z
Minmatar
Cosmic Odyssey
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.04.02 05:59:00 - [18]
 

Tri can say whatever they want, they can back it up.Rolling Eyes

BiaXia
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.04.02 06:19:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Ryoken McKeon

Of course not, GoonSwarm doesn't take this game seriously. What's the line again "We're terrible at this game teehee" ?


That's the line, yes.

Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.04.02 06:27:00 - [20]
 

Tri still exists? Huh.

Cors
Gallente
It's A Trap
It's A Trap Alliance
Posted - 2009.04.02 06:29:00 - [21]
 

Smack is for folks with not enough REDS.
If you have enough reds, you never have time for smack.
If you have time for smack, you should be using said time to hunt for new targets.

Cletus Graeme
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.04.02 06:48:00 - [22]
 

To be fair, TRI has always been known for it's smacktalk. It goes hand in hand with their PvP reknown, their emo failure cascades and their disregard for diplomacy and NAP trains.

Expecting them to stop smacktalking is like expectning G W Bush to make an eloquent, educated, informative public speech - it's never gonna happen in a million years.

Having said that, there are plenty of TRI who smack little, if at all, including Darknesss himself and they're always a pleasure to fight simply because they don't feel they have to brag about how good they are the whole time.

As for Goons, Goon smack is in a completely different class from TRI smack. It's much funnier, wittier and creative.

Goon smack >>> TRI smack anyday imo. The quote below illustrates this perfectly.

Originally by: Optical Illusion
Its not Physically possible for a 'goon' to do, or be, better than anyone, or anything else.

Vladic Ka
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.04.02 07:08:00 - [23]
 

I love these posts where an obvious alt posts to get some caod time.

Frances Farmer
Caldari
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A
Posted - 2009.04.02 07:13:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: FredFred Burger
Time and time again, it's the same old thing from Tri pilots in local.

"F*ckin carebears" or "5 year toon in a carebear alliance, how sad is that".

That's all they can say, and we're kind of tired of it.

It's like when you're flipping channels and you come across the softcore pron movie, where they don't show anything, and the guy will give some lame swat on the butt to his girl and say "You're bad".

Tri likes to rail on alliances with naps, saying they've blued half of Eve, etc etc, same old carebear blob story, yet Tri has the same problem with regards to their lame smack. It's been what, three runs at the Triumvirate alliance, and yet you haven't been able to come up with better smack than what you had when you first went up against the bigger coalitions.

I'm thinking it's somewhat mental. You're like the people that nobody else could put up with (not even Goons, bless their putrid souls) so you all got togeather to poo... err... pew... and even you couldn't stand each other for large lengths of time, so you were forced to break apart. Then, when the more socially adept people cast you aside yet again, you were forced togeather again, only to have the same issue.

Now you're on your third attempt, and I hope for the sake of your palms hairiness, you'll be able to tolerate each other and maybe, just maybe, become a little better at coexisting with people, and with that, gain some collective knowledge, and some better smack.

Really, we're kinda tired of the same old same old.


That's a very good analysis of how a moron feels after he lost a ship to Triumvirate


Minigin
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.04.02 08:07:00 - [25]
 

i for one will be holding a tea party this afternoon to discuss how we can make the communitys eve experiance more enjoyable. you are all invited.

Caldess
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.04.02 08:29:00 - [26]
 

Damn Kinsy, stop smacking, you are upsetting the alts of some honorable players that genuinely enjoy the PvE experience and have made a sensible choice in following thier profession in the safe harbour of 0.0 space.

Marconus Orion
Amarr
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.04.02 09:34:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: w00tle
Originally by: Optical Illusion
Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake
I did some smack the other day and it was a lot better than Tri's.


Its not Physically possible for a 'goon' to do, or be, better than anyone, or anything else.


Goons vs. Tri

Topic: Holding conquerable space.

Convince me.


10 Goons vs. 5 Tri

Topic: PvP

My money would be on Tri every time. So would most everyone else in EVE, aside from some delusional goon here and there.

Wait! COAD is for 0.0 only?!...
/me gets back to low sec stuff

Tian Jade
Amarr
Bad Bumblebee Incorporated
Posted - 2009.04.02 09:55:00 - [28]
 

Just ignore the Tri local Chat/Smack. Their big, yet fragile Egos will destroy them soon enough.Wink


*A Big Carebear Hug from me, to all of Tri* ugh

Caldess
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.04.02 10:53:00 - [29]
 

Frankly, I am always surprised if people complain about smack in local chat. The way some of our victims get slaughtered made me think you play with minimized local, which at least explained your poor performance and gave you some street cred amongst roleplayers (only roleplayers have balls huge enough to play with minimized local for pure RP experience - C/D?) Confused

Much love to the few real PVP'ers in G-Fed/ME/IRON/MH - I know you exist. Don't let the cries of the carebears drown your rawr. :D

Sith Bandon
Caldari
MC Global Trading LTD.
AAA Citizens
Posted - 2009.04.02 11:19:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Vladic Ka
I love these posts where an obvious alt posts to get some caod time.



why don`t u go help angel fit in her titan , while kiss some goons aszzes ? <3


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