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Mixed Metaphor corporation needs you
to voulenteer to defend the Federation. If you are interested in combat, a target-rich environment and war against a force that outnumbers you, then Mixed Metaphor is most definetely for you. Mixed Metaphor is dedicated to the defence of the Federation by any means neccessary, and thusly we are willing to accept nearly anyone to our ranks. The only requirements we have of you:
- At least 21 days old.
- Non-negative Gallente Federation standing
- Ability to work in a group of individuals diverse in terms of tactics, skill level and ship preference.
- Ability to follow orders eagerly, even in the face of danger.
- The dedication to succeed.
There are no skill requirements. As long as you can fly a frigate in combat, Mixed Metaphor will take you onboard. As long as you're willing to take advice on how you should fit your ship and what you should train for, we'll recruit you. As long as you can fly in a fleet, you're welcome.
I will not lie to you. If you are the type of person who gets disheartened after couple of ship losses, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you. If you are the type of person who will only fight a battle he's guaranteed to win, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you. If you are the type of person who can't tolerate constantly being in a warzone, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you.
If you are the type of person who'll take bigger risks to double his gains, Mixed Metaphor is the corporation for you. If you find the idea of never being in a position of even relative safety exciting, Mixed Metaphor is the corporation for you. If you can lose a 200 million ISK battleship and then come back ten minutes later in a ship, any ship, even a T1 cruiser, just to laugh at the people who blew up your pride and joy - then Mixed Metaphor is most definetely the corporation for you.
We aim to assemble a large force of motivated, competent combat pilots who are able to work well as a team. You will be expected to fight for the corporation, and often, but most importantly we want people to join Mixed Metaphor because they enjoy fighting, and because they find being at war with a large enemy force fun
. We are willing to assist new pilots with getting acquainted with EVE Online and help players who need money to become self-sufficient.
Recruitment offices are open in Intaki III - Pend Insurance Investment Bank
and Eglennaert I - Moon 12 - Astral Mining Inc. Mineral Reserve
. Join Mixed Metaphor today. Bring no ships you aren't willing to lose - but bring your favourite guns and a lot of ammo. You'll need it.