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GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:28:00 - [1]
 

Well, since Reverend was asking for money to help with his debt, I thought I'd try the same approach of public appeal even though I don't think I quite share his level of recognition.

Due to a moment of sheer stupidity (and also a refusal to just log off while I still could) I got podded a while back and lost my pride and joy, my bounty. Okay, a little bit of credit goes to our erstwhile foes for making that podding happen, but still that's not the issue here.

The problem is this: my self-esteem and career has gone down the drain ever since. I scarcely find the will to leave the station. People point and laugh. My children are starving.

Please, please help me and put a few million on my head. Then I can go back to my business of harassing miners and traders on the empire's less secure territories.

Have pity. YARRRR!!

Zarquon Beeblebrox
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:38:00 - [2]
 

Its a sad day when a pirate aint able to be such a pirate that the bounty ads it self.

Pa1nbringr
CRICE Corporation
AAA Citizens
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:41:00 - [3]
 

yeah, my bounty has been at 693k for a really long time no one seems to put bountys on me anymore

GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:41:00 - [4]
 

I'm too ashamed to go out of station, really. If I'd find prey they'd just laugh and say "that's no pirate, it doesn't have a bounty." If I then proceeded to destroy them, they'd probably think they got hit by a stray asteroid.

Wyckoff
Amarr
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:44:00 - [5]
 

I'll put a bounty on your head if you promise not to pod yourself with an Alt. You prove that you got atleast 2, +3 implants in that purty little head of yours and you got yourself a bounty.

Liu Kaskakka
PAK
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:47:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Zarquon Beeblebrox
Its a sad day when a pirate aint able to be such a pirate that the bounty ads it self.


Well, I'm still a b00n, but no BS pilot that has lost a ship or a pod has ever put a bounty on my head. My small bounty comes from an indy pilot i shot in a moment of utter boredom. I guess the indy pilots get ****ed off with you being such a griefer that you'd dare to shoot one of 'em.

GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.08.17 18:52:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: GoGo Yubari on 17/08/2004 18:55:44
Wyckoff, you do have a point, of course.

Screenie

(Edit - Crap, they don't allow direct linking. Well, the url is: www.angelfire.com/retro/blaze/screenie.bmp)

That screenie is the best proof I can get. I wouldn't waste a day of un-implanted training, really. Only have those two at the moment since well, .. the podding. YARRRR!!

Greenhalf
Caldari
Lethal Corp
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2004.08.17 19:02:00 - [8]
 

GoGo you've made me feel bad now, if i'd have known it meant that much to you i'd have let you go.

GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.08.17 19:05:00 - [9]
 

Yeah, you big meanie.

Congrats on the kill(s), though.

Greenhalf
Caldari
Lethal Corp
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2004.08.17 19:06:00 - [10]
 

Cool

Pa1nbringr
CRICE Corporation
AAA Citizens
Posted - 2004.08.17 19:23:00 - [11]
 

you talk about griefer like you want attention

RALPH RODRIGUEZ
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2004.08.17 20:50:00 - [12]
 

Embarassed oh i wish my gun had locked up Sad but i guess i spent the isk well on greens fetish for small midgets dressed in spiderman costumes. Dont worry m8 i will put a fraction of the bounty back on you Laughing if you promise to undock and have some fun with us again Twisted Evil

Fetty Chico
Minmatar
Posted - 2004.08.17 23:57:00 - [13]
 

I would let ya collect me bounty
but I feel my life worth to much

Dezzyb0y
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2004.08.18 01:11:00 - [14]
 

Erm how about no? if u need a bounty to be good then erm quit?

Skelator
Stronghold corp
CORPVS DELICTI
Posted - 2004.08.18 02:06:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Zarquon Beeblebrox
Its a sad day when a pirate aint able to be such a pirate that the bounty ads it self.

"Welcome to the Whats in it for me -Gimme Gimme Gimme Generation"
I whole heartedly agree with you Lady B. The youth of today want everythign for free.
Crying or Very sad


Wyckoff
Amarr
Posted - 2004.08.18 02:45:00 - [16]
 

Well, GoGo, though I don't like to support terrorists nor their egos, I am a man of my word (albeit a poor one).

I put 100,000 on your head. That should give you the morale boost to leave your station and start preying on the weak, the stupid and the AFK. If all goes well, you could be up to a few million in no time.

Now go buy some skin-cream or something, you are looking a bit spotty.


Liu Kaskakka
PAK
Posted - 2004.08.18 02:51:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Wyckoff
I'll put a bounty on your head if you promise not to pod yourself with an Alt..


Originally by: Wyckoff
I put 100,000 on your head.


You heard the man GoGo. You aren't as wealthy and handsome as I am but you can't go and pod yourself with an alt to CASH in with your new bounty!

GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.08.18 10:20:00 - [18]
 

This thread points out that some people take things just a bit too seriously in this game, but thanks for the donations. Laughing

Jogyn
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2004.08.18 14:43:00 - [19]
 

You can always ad a bounty on yourself Rolling Eyes


 

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