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Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:11:00 - [1]
 

Rulez for living in a Modern Day Eve-O Alliance

1. You are not allowed to have fun
2. You do not talk about having fun
3. You do not talk about having fun
4. We are a PvP alliance but we must have POS’s on Dyspro Moons that you will fuel
5. We are a PvP alliance but we will not engage unless there is a good chance we will kill all of the enemy for no losses
6. We are a PvP alliance but we must hold space where we can run missions safely
7. We are a PvP alliance but we must hold space where we can harvest faction/officer spawns (one system per pilot each)
8. Your killboard efficiency is of paramount importance (impotence). Not number of kills (see #1.)
9. POS shooting when you are told to is of 2nd most importance – even if you live in NPC stations
10. My corp is more important than your corp
11. The FC is right to not fight a willing opponent if they feel there is any chance of diminishing the killboard effieciency (see #8.)
12. You are a bad FC if you get anyone in the alliance killed
13. You must fly a Tech 2 ship for combat, fitted fast enough to escape (see #8)
14. You can be kicked at any time if we feel like it
15. The alliance leader does not require a sense of humour plug in.
16. The alliance leader should be high maintenance, hormonal, irrational & delusional

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NB: “Fun” has been defined in the Hitch-hikers guide to Eve-O as:

i). getting enough isk quick to buy your latest choice of ship and
ii). fitting it right [Sekrett]
iii). Undocking ready to fight
iv). Die fighting [hopefully with many LuLz]
v). Return to i).

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Internet Spaceship Captain’s playing is a serious business again.

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:15:00 - [2]
 

Reading that was not fun

monomatic
Minmatar
DEATH'S LEGION
Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:18:00 - [3]
 

sounds like your in our alliance

cos im delusional for sure

Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:27:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Reading that was not fun


Ha ha ha

Maybe I should break #15.


Added rule
17. You will be kicked if you go afk in your Navy Raven in a system next door to the corp you just kicked and forget to put your cloak on. We cannot accept poor killboard efficiency.

Ryoken McKeon
Caldari
Galactic Defence Syndicate
Eradication Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:34:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Otakanishj




Added rule
17. You will be kicked if you go afk in your Navy Raven in a system next door to the corp you just kicked and forget to put your cloak on. We cannot accept poor killboard efficiency.


That sounds fair enough. If you're a big enough idiot to risk >1 bil isk for no good reason then you should probably be kicked for everyone else's protection.

Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:38:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Ryoken McKeon


That sounds fair enough. If you're a big enough idiot to risk >1 bil isk for no good reason then you should probably be kicked for everyone else's protection.


Read it again. Properly.

Gneeznow
Minmatar
Ship spinners inc
Posted - 2009.02.26 10:39:00 - [7]
 

actually that sounds more like modern northern coalition alliance rules, ya know like MM / razor where you are not allowed to pirate (fun) not allowed to be a **** on CAOD (also fun) not allowed to smack in local (loads of fun)

Sida Hurra
Minmatar
Cygnus Project
Wind Rose.
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:32:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Gneeznow
actually that sounds more like modern northern coalition alliance rules, ya know like MM / razor where you are not allowed to pirate (fun) not allowed to be a **** on CAOD (also fun) not allowed to smack in local (loads of fun)


not just NC alone it's all major alliances, but what can ya do if your not in charge and you don't like it, you can always leave. If enough members leave, alliances fall apart simple.

chumbucket
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:32:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Otakanishj
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Reading that was not fun


Added rule
17. You will be kicked if you go afk in your Navy Raven in a system next door to the corp you just kicked and forget to put your cloak on. We cannot accept poor killboard efficiency.


anyone flyin a navy raven with a drakes passive tank needs to be kicked what a pixel ship waste Evil or Very Mad

Aaron Mirrorsaver
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:34:00 - [10]
 

hey even old bob wasnt that bad. :)

Sida Hurra
Minmatar
Cygnus Project
Wind Rose.
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:37:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Aaron Mirrorsaver
hey even old bob wasnt that bad. :)


no but it was very wery close.

Prontifex
Minmatar
THE INTERNET.
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:39:00 - [12]
 

You seem bitter.

RynkarVertigo
Caldari
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:43:00 - [13]
 

Clearly you aren't happy, for a partly sum I can get you into GoonFleet where you will have loads of fun.

Easley Thames
Gallente
The Maverick Navy
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:52:00 - [14]
 

17. No posting on CAOD.


Oops!

Challis
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.02.26 11:54:00 - [15]
 

Didnt see thatone coming, ill give ya that Very Happy
But none of the above applies to us, and i guess atleast 50% of alliances.
(altho i can see why anyone would want nr7)
You fail to see that only a small fraction of alliances is deep into terretorial warfare and is 100% dedicated to it
If ppl didnt had fun eve would have been dead by now, as what is happens to any mmorpg that isent fun, enough games to choose from anyway,
so please go choose another game Razz

Turix
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 12:01:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Easley Thames
17. No posting on CAOD.


Oops!


Good thing im not in a modern day eve-o alliance isnt it Wink

Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 12:13:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Challis
Didnt see thatone coming, ill give ya that Very Happy
But none of the above applies to us, and i guess atleast 50% of alliances.
(altho i can see why anyone would want nr7)
You fail to see that only a small fraction of alliances is deep into terretorial warfare and is 100% dedicated to it
If ppl didnt had fun eve would have been dead by now, as what is happens to any mmorpg that isent fun, enough games to choose from anyway,
so please go choose another game Razz


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Oh the irony. For those of you that don't get it Recent Event

AVENGUARD
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 12:44:00 - [18]
 

Sup otak

Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 13:53:00 - [19]
 

Hey Aven. Hope to catch u in-game soon.

It's been a right larf these last 24hrs.


SI Sven
Caldari
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.26 14:00:00 - [20]
 

Ohh I love IEEX...

Say hi to scooter for me, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

AVENGUARD
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 16:17:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Otakanishj
Hey Aven. Hope to catch u in-game soon.

It's been a right larf these last 24hrs.




Loggin on tonight for sure

Ackaroth
Gallente
Plundering Penguins
Anarchy.
Posted - 2009.02.26 16:20:00 - [22]
 

Good to see you guys arent bitter about getting kicked from Minor Threat or anything, pretty obvious you have turned the other cheek and such. :p

Rabbit Punch
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2009.02.26 16:27:00 - [23]
 

what is this crap

thebossut
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.26 16:29:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: thebossut on 26/02/2009 16:29:21
we caught a Ratter last night in his CNR, I guess he forgot to hit the cloak, btw his ship name was "I am not AFK" (<<< click to see what he lost)
this should bring there KB stats down, you hear that Rydis I want this Guy kicked now

Orange Faeces
Minmatar
The Atomik Izlamiks
Posted - 2009.02.26 17:40:00 - [25]
 

You know what? I've decided that I like this thread. I'm not gonna troll.

Really.

This is a rare moment of contemplative relaxation for me, and its not even Friday... So, post some more insights on why flying with barbie was a bad idea. I'm feeling good about things.

O. Faeces

VCBee2777
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.26 17:56:00 - [26]
 

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Kiyoko Misaki
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.02.26 17:59:00 - [27]
 

Sounds pretty terrible.

Xornicon Altair
Caldari
Woopatang
Primary.
Posted - 2009.02.26 18:02:00 - [28]
 

Clearly, you were in the wrong alliance. You should talk to us about joining us. Our rules are much simpler: RL > Ingame Fun > Ingame Boring. Sometimes the boring stuff has to be done, but, usually not.

Oh... and you don't have to move far if you wanna join us. I'm sorry that you're on our killboard.

Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.26 20:39:00 - [29]
 

Dyspro is actually fun in its pure, unrefined form.

Curse YourFaith
Amarr
13Th Legion
Posted - 2009.02.26 20:59:00 - [30]
 

I think you're missing the part where you have to be a part of the war even if you do jack **** in the end you can always claim you helped one side or the other achieve great stuff.
So basically choose a side and become a pet and if you're not a part of the war don't you dare post anything irrelevant to Goontards interests in CAOD cause you will receive 10 pages of z0r chains.

EvE online great game lots of possibilities ^^


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