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Loki L'Odin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:15:00 - [1]
 

The high court of Turbo. decided now was a perfect time to strike, with our on going contract with Sev3rance in Providence to clean out their blue list(with all back payments now paid for damage caused ♥), Turbo.'s master planner and cheif intelligence officer Galligher felt a strike on the North Coalition Nap-fest was needed.

As they were all down in the South-West playing for time against the GBC, their homeworlds were not defended, POS's were erected, Sov timers were started.

Today was a glorious day, Turbo. are now among the big players, tomorrow after downtime many more of our little blue dots will appear, suprises will most certainly occur.

Can the once mighty NC defend their space? Only time will tell...

Already a casualty of the great war and site of an epic 3 hour long battle 669-IX - Moon 1 held her own finally capping out when the Ishtar of Isk Miner joined the fight.

We wish you all luck NC with defending your space, however you will surely buckle under the mighty pressue of Turbo.

In case you all missed it...Turbo.

Brobuck
Caldari
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:18:00 - [2]
 

Just to clarify, you're equating yourselves with verminous rodents, and expect to take away space from the NC? OK, I was just checking.

Reapeat Offender
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:19:00 - [3]
 

This will go well.

Fraud Crawler
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:20:00 - [4]
 

uh you realize half the NC is still there, right?

Loki L'Odin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:21:00 - [5]
 

*face palm*

Point of post lost on you guys :(

Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:29:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Loki L'Odin
*face palm*

Point of post lost on you guys :(


You mean there was a point?

Himo Amasacia
Minmatar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:31:00 - [7]
 

The Pos lost was a Turbo Pos, check the link guys Rolling Eyes

Nice post Very Happy

Orange Faeces
Minmatar
The Atomik Izlamiks
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:37:00 - [8]
 

oh crap.. is that why TVN keeps lighting up? I thought it was just someone taking out their frustration on hundreds of Pure shuttles that have been sitting at a safe spot for the past 4 months.

oF

Loki L'Odin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:54:00 - [9]
 

For security reasons the locations of our strategic towers can not be made public as yet, however keep checking that sov map in the coming days.

Avoiding Gagorder
Amarr
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:55:00 - [10]
 

ITT panicking goons forget to read the OP, afraid that NC might leave.

They won't, relax kids. You're best friend's forever and no one will take Delve from you.

An Anarchyyt
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:56:00 - [11]
 

It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.

Sir NoPopOllie
Minmatar
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.25 19:59:00 - [12]
 

Show the napfest carebears how fighting is done YARRRR!!.

Good luck and god speed.

o7

Master Technique
Gallente
Club Bear
The Seventh Day
Posted - 2009.02.25 20:06:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: An Anarchyyt
It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.


Turbo. Alliance would like to express its condolences to the CAOD posters of goonswarm for suffering from such a severe case of NPD. However, we would like to bring to your attention that this thread is in fact -not- about you. The benefit of my alliance mates' campaign in VotS is twofold: Sov for us, threads about something other than goons for CAOD. In conlusion, please refrain from any more posting that does not have to do with our efforts being discussed here.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Tech

P.S. WTG Turbo. =D

britishfish
Minmatar
The first genesis
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.02.25 20:08:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: An Anarchyyt
It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.


it sucks but not quiet that bad (as goon posts) Razz YARRRR!!

Loki L'Odin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.25 20:20:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: An Anarchyyt
It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.


I do apologise for the shocking amount of content within the opening post however it was needed to get around the incredibly strict "no content" rules CCP enforce. Some of the longer words may also be too long for some of the usual readers of this great forums section, however once again a neccessity to get the message out there.

Rob Repper
Minmatar
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.02.25 20:22:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: An Anarchyyt
It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.


I too, am gay with Battlestars

gay with Battlestars

with Battlestars

Battlestars..

wat

Forever Battle
Amarr
Madhatters Inc.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2009.02.25 20:29:00 - [17]
 

i lolled Cool


CARY
Caldari
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2009.02.25 20:45:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Rob Repper
Originally by: An Anarchyyt
It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.


I too, am gay with Battlestars

gay with Battlestars

with Battlestars

Battlestars..

wat


Really? Bite into this SLIM JIM

Rudolf Miller
Amarr
Dawn of a new Empire
The Initiative.
Posted - 2009.02.26 00:18:00 - [19]
 

http://rapidshare.com/files/201755866/Aeon.mkv

consider yourself warned

Rob Repper
Minmatar
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.02.26 00:34:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Rob Repper on 26/02/2009 00:34:41
Originally by: Rudolf Miller
http://rapidshare.com/files/201755866/Aeon.mkv

consider yourself warned


I don't get it.

edit: ooh, it takes a minute before I can dl from rapidshare


Loki L'Odin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.26 00:45:00 - [21]
 

I see your warning and I raise you this.

dookes
Gallente
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.02.26 01:02:00 - [22]
 

Good luck to you too! =)

Fraud Crawler
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.26 01:25:00 - [23]
 

i apologize for my shockingly poor posting in this thread

Seth Quantix
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2009.02.26 06:12:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: An Anarchyyt
It's pretty amazing how this thread is worse than any Goon thread.


Only because Goons are in it shouting all there normal child like drivell.

Shinma Apollo
Caldari
BURN EDEN
Posted - 2009.02.26 06:46:00 - [25]
 

Wait. You planted a POS in vale. I'm more surprised someone cba to go kill it.


P.S.

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Bate Sol
Gallente
Militaris Industries
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2009.02.26 13:52:00 - [26]
 

Im not sure wat suprises me more,

- the fact that you put up a pos in NC space and call it an invasion

- the fact that your bragging its loss on the forum

or

- THE FACT THAT 2 BS and 3 HAC's decided to solo pop a pos tower, that is people with far to much f**king time on there hands

Loki L'Odin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.26 19:17:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Loki L''Odin on 26/02/2009 19:18:01
Originally by: Bate Sol
Im not sure wat suprises me more...



We are not here to suprise people.

Anyways, update for today, clearly no more Turbo. dots have appeared on the Sov map and also our once glorious home system of 669-IX has also disappeared from existence. Sov in over 20 systems was supposed to tick over today however due to the bugged Sov mechanics our anchored secure cans were unable to over come the mining moon towers of our enemies.

We are currently rebuilding our forces due to the truly epic battles we had yesterday with the NC and friends.

However do not forget us for when you think we're gone...well your probably right. But how cool was that having a dot on the map after only a week! Very Happy

Warrio
Caldari
DarkStar 1
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.27 02:59:00 - [28]
 

Holy ****.
This might just be the worst thread in CAOD.

I'd rather receive fashion advice from the Mittani than read about this abject failure.

**** off.


 

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