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Alexander Omega
Posted - 2009.02.25 03:15:00 - [1]
 

Originally by: Vio Geraci
My Peculiar Sense of Humor

Once upon a time, around last may when IAC were being killed by AAA, I decided that it would be fun to ask Apple Boy to spy for us. In no way did I trust Apple Boy or think that he wouldn't end up working for GBC spymasters, but I figured it would be a lateral-thinking-man's venue for propaganda. And hilarity.

Normally, I would greet a potential spy with great seriousness, and do everything I could to help them. You know the drill. But this is Apple Boy. Anybody who has ever interacted with him will understand why he is different, why Apple Boy cannot be a spy. Why Apple Boy must be ripped off.

He said he would spy for us, and commenced with providing lackluster fleet intel and forum posts. At no point was any of this intel relied upon, we have always had more than enough agents to bother with the Apple Boys of the world. Nobody has or ever will trust Apple Boy, especially after this.

Apple Boy Almost Helps In Geminate

He ripped off a bunch of IAC's stuff and joined AXE, where he was essentially too talented at FCing to remain very for long. I say this not as a compliment to Apple Boy, but rather as a shot across the bow to AXE, which is a pile of camel ****. Apple Boy would send fleet intel, chat **** and so forth, but never as the sole source --we did not rely on him. He'd convo me every day or two with intel, and I'd pretend that I was interested or going to use it.

Coring The Apple In EXE

After joining EXE, Apple Boy became more and more useless. He'd still brag about stealing loot from capital wrecks and so forth, but correspondence became spotty. I assume that this is because he was too busy lining his pockets at his corp members' expense by selling overpriced gear in their corp shop, but then again he might have just gotten complacent.

I have been told that I have an offbeat sense of humor, so I'm not sure if the humor of this situation is being carried across here. Most people can probably appreciate that I corresponded for over eight months just to waste Apple Boy's time. Either he's a double agent and I am filling their heads with lies, or Apple Boy is going to get ****ed when I spring this.

I was planning on continuing this cruelty indefinitely, but last night he asked me to help get his stuff out of PR- despite our perma-camp. As you can see, the temptation to keep his stuff was too much for me to withstand. And so, our waltz comes to an end.

To EXE/GBC spymasters: if you haven't been working with Apple Boy, you should probably do something about him. If you have been working with him, you should probably fire him for incompetence. Uh, even if he was working for you, a lot of our good spy stuff (like that recording of EXE's meeting about resetting BoB) came from him, which is ******ed to let your double-agent leak.



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I'll probably update this thread with some gems of wisdom from my many, many conversations with apple boy.

TL;DR: I scammed Apple Boy.


Originally by:
Vio: Okay, so I'm going to keep your stuff and burn you to EXE, if I were you I would log in and steal everything that isn't nailed down.
Apple Boy: ??
Apple Boy: what?
Vio: ^_^
Apple Boy: you serious?
PM Vio: In short, yes.
Apple Boy: why?
Vio: We haven't ever trusted you. At times we have had great reason to believe that you were a double agent.
Apple Boy: lol
Apple Boy: how was I a double agent?
Apple Boy: and why can't I have my carrier back? keep the sin and what not, can I just have my carrier?
Vio: I should prefer not to say. Not proven conclusively, but we have good reason.
Vio: No, of course not.
Apple Boy: can I have any of it back please?
Vio: You're not going to get any t2 salvage from the wreck of my heart, Apple Boy
Apple Boy: lol
Apple Boy: oh well



Alexander Omega
Posted - 2009.02.25 03:19:00 - [2]
 

Originally by:
Apple Boy: *slaps geraci*
Vio: Bob
Vio: Join bob
Apple Boy: k, will try. I've been told they've softened up to me quite a bit already, and some of the bob members seem to like me so will see

Originally by:
Apple Boy: molle is insane
Apple Boy: by that I mean molle has some really serious issues
Apple Boy: let me know when you're ready to hear how insane molle is, if you don't already know

Originally by:
Apple Boy: ha, was just told why FOFF changed their mind
Apple Boy: my FCing in imk or whatever system it was
Apple Boy: whether or not it's true, I dunno
Apple Boy: but apparently quite a few guys were impressed with me stepping up when the FC ****ed up

Originally by:
12:20:46 PM Apple Boy: sent you a mail with a bunch of information, do you really care about ops against pure?
3:30:55 PM Vio: I do not care about ops against pure at this juncture, no.
3:31:11 PM Vio: Although you should avail yourself of the opportunity for what I presume to be easy pvp
3:31:38 PM Apple Boy: I'm having fun, flying vexors around killing pure and tcf, but NC is bringing in 50 caps
3:32:32 PM Apple Boy: doesn't look like I'll be getting roles anytime soon though, steel rat got convo'ed by multiple bob members already telling him that I'm a huge ***got and not to be trusted :/
3:33:11 PM Vio: Prove them wrong. The same thing happened when you joined IAC.
3:33:35 PM Apple Boy: I know, just going to take a little longer then I was hoping for
3:46:53 PM Apple Boy: well, I would pass the word along to the NC guys that right now would be the best time to use their titan in o-2rn and DD the **** out of axe and gods. NC has cyno jammer advantage and 30 caps in system, and half the gbc guys are afk
3:47:01 PM Apple Boy: p6-m16 pass: anex

Originally by:
11:55:26 PM Apple Boy: bridging by miltom
11:55:33 PM Vio: natch
11:56:00 PM Apple Boy: you can catch straglers that don't have the pass at 4-6
11:56:27 PM Apple Boy: just a caracal and ceptor now
11:56:33 PM Vio: naww
11:56:49 PM Apple Boy: pass is wee
11:56:52 PM Apple Boy: try to bump him
11:56:59 PM Apple Boy: he can't jump out
11:57:24 PM Apple Boy: and our whole fleet just left and he's in bridge mode


Vio Geraci is the best Geraci.

D'ceet
Posted - 2009.02.25 03:20:00 - [3]
 

oh my....

Totally Slick
GoonFleet
Posted - 2009.02.25 03:20:00 - [4]
 

He is the finest officer I've known in Goonfleet and among the best, if not the best fleet commander.

Mal Lokrano
Gallente
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2009.02.25 03:48:00 - [5]
 

I can tell you as a former EXE member that I found Apple Boy annoying anyhow, and that this doesn't surprise me one bit...

Not that i really care all that much, but its funny nonetheless.

RynkarVertigo
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:07:00 - [6]
 

But bless his scamp heart for trying.

You just keep reaching for those stars Apple Boy, you will get there one day champ!

Lord Seth
Amarr
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:07:00 - [7]
 

And this is news HOW.....?

Everyone knew including myself what Apple Boy was/is.

I even remember telling him in the interview there is nothing you can spy on or leak that a good cov ops pilot couldnt do anyway.
As for pos passwords...well CCP took care of that problem.
Infact Apple was a big help he provided fully fitted custom requested PVP ships on the front lines. (Of couse they were over priced, But what a service!)

The only thing FOFF has to say about this is: He will stay in FOFF!Wink
And thats that!

I mean where else would he go? Most of FOFF members are hated and disliked already in eve. Infact our corp is pretty much down right dirty. We dont care about anyone unless you have a FOFF ticker. AND that is how it will stay!!!!

Montasque
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:08:00 - [8]
 

No one likes Apple Boy, no one.

Montasque
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:09:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Lord Seth
And this is news HOW.....?

Everyone knew including myself what Apple Boy was/is.

I even remember telling him in the interview there is nothing you can spy on or leak that a good cov ops pilot couldnt do anyway.
As for pos passwords...well CCP took care of that problem.
Infact Apple was a big help he provided fully fitted custom requested PVP ships on the front lines. (Of couse they were over priced, But what a service!)

The only thing FOFF has to say about this is: He will stay in FOFF!Wink
And thats that!

I mean where else would he go? Most of FOFF members are hated and disliked already in eve. Infact our corp is pretty much down right dirty. We dont care about anyone unless you have a FOFF ticker. AND that is how it will stay!!!!


YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!

You are keeping him? HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT?

Zemi Dahut
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:14:00 - [10]
 

They rent from an alliance that doesn't put its dreads into siege (when they're not camped into a station). How much self respect do you think they really have?

Montasque
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:16:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Zemi Dahut
They rent from an alliance that doesn't put its dreads into siege (when they're not camped into a station). How much self respect do you think they really have?


Good points.

EXE is horrible.

Orange Faeces
The Atomik Izlamiks
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:17:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Orange Faeces on 25/02/2009 04:17:19
Originally by: Lord Seth
Most of FOFF members are hated and disliked already in eve.


The truth is that FOFF isn't hated at all. You are respected on THE INTERNET. and by the pilots of eve. The problem is the associations you have made with the disgusting subhuman animals that lead GBC.

Originally by: Lord Seth
Infact our corp is pretty much down right dirty.


Don't put yourself down. As we say on CAOD, "no not believing in yourself." Repent now and you will be shown mercy.

oF

Marco Ragnos
eXceed Inc.
Minor Threat.
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:19:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Lord Seth
And this is news HOW.....?

Everyone knew including myself what Apple Boy was/is.

I even remember telling him in the interview there is nothing you can spy on or leak that a good cov ops pilot couldnt do anyway.
As for pos passwords...well CCP took care of that problem.
Infact Apple was a big help he provided fully fitted custom requested PVP ships on the front lines. (Of couse they were over priced, But what a service!)

The only thing FOFF has to say about this is: He will stay in FOFF!Wink
And thats that!

I mean where else would he go? Most of FOFF members are hated and disliked already in eve. Infact our corp is pretty much down right dirty. We dont care about anyone unless you have a FOFF ticker. AND that is how it will stay!!!!


win Laughing

thelung187
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.25 04:40:00 - [14]
 

First page in another "Apple Boy is generally hated by all" thread

Orbital Drift
Roman Sandals
Posted - 2009.02.25 05:20:00 - [15]
 

Now if we could only get Peoke in this corp.

Martinez
T-Cells
Moar Tears
Posted - 2009.02.25 05:21:00 - [16]
 

Apple i need a fleet apoc. bring it to 1dh. thanks man.

Avoiding Gagorder
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
Posted - 2009.02.25 05:26:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Avoiding Gagorder on 25/02/2009 05:36:10
I love this game Very Happy

Selim Delavar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 05:28:00 - [18]
 

You're actually.

ahahahhhaahahhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man you deserve what you're getting

Dathremar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.02.25 05:38:00 - [19]
 

I actually like Apple Boy, nobody salvages better than him.

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.02.25 06:12:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Vile rat
The only thing he couldn't salvage was his alliance.

Fraud Crawler
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 06:19:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Fraud Crawler on 25/02/2009 06:20:42
Originally by: Lord Seth
And this is news HOW.....?

Everyone knew including myself what Apple Boy was/is.

I even remember telling him in the interview there is nothing you can spy on or leak that a good cov ops pilot couldnt do anyway.
As for pos passwords...well CCP took care of that problem.
Infact Apple was a big help he provided fully fitted custom requested PVP ships on the front lines. (Of couse they were over priced, But what a service!)

The only thing FOFF has to say about this is: He will stay in FOFF!Wink
And thats that!

I mean where else would he go? Most of FOFF members are hated and disliked already in eve. Infact our corp is pretty much down right dirty. We dont care about anyone unless you have a FOFF ticker. AND that is how it will stay!!!!


ahahhahahaahahahahahha

jesus christ how does Apple Boy be so completely unlikable, so terribly incompetent, so horribly dumb, yet manage to get ******s like you to white knight for him? I mean, I mean betrayed your corp. What do you have to do to get kicked from FOFF?


edit: maybe he was a double agent

JohnCrayton
Gallente
The Army
Cult of War
Posted - 2009.02.25 06:35:00 - [22]
 

Apple Boy , you are famous :)

ChronoLynx
Caldari
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Posted - 2009.02.25 06:42:00 - [23]
 

I <3 Apple Boy... He is my Hero. Rolling Eyes

Honestly he isn't that bad of a person, just a little bit shifty, but he does salvage very nicely.

Fraud Crawler
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 06:58:00 - [24]
 

Maybe the reason BoB doesn't want EXE in their fleets anymore is because you guys are so welcoming for spies :V

Mitch Taylor
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2009.02.25 07:02:00 - [25]
 

my favorite apple boy moment is when he turned up in a bob fleet and half of rkk shot at him :)


Head Boy
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.02.25 07:13:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Mitch Taylor
my favorite apple boy moment is when he turned up in a bob fleet and half of rkk shot at him :)




Must not steal rkk salvage!

Dramaticus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.25 07:16:00 - [27]
 

apple boy is i think the only person to be kicked out of goonswarm for incompetence.

and deadtear lost a titan to smash yet he's still here. bear that in mind.

Gramtar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 07:42:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Orbital Drift
Now if we could only get Peoke in this corp.


This speaks volumes. I believe you win the thread.

Fraud Crawler
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 07:46:00 - [29]
 

someone please find and quote that great post in the bob director forums about apple boy


 

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