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Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:21:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Snot Shot on 25/02/2009 03:35:29


Now that GoonSwarm is the premier PvP Alliance of EVE, I have a few questions related how they will be shaping our future:

* With GoonSwarm being the most powerful Alliance in EVE how will they be deciding what pet Alliances will benefit from their achievements?

* I was told that GoonSwarm are now renting space to pets in Delve and Querious that GoonSwarm have conquered?

* Who are these pets and how long is the rental agreement for?

* Since RoyofCA has explained the following:

"At current expansion rates, Goonswarm will have consumed most of the south-western map in 4 months, more than half of 0.0 in 7 months, and will obtain total control of all conquerable, lawless space by a year and 2 months (and 17 days) assuming the infrastructure of such a massive empire could ever be supported by the amount of players Eve Online has." -- RoyofCA

Will GoonSwarm give us a hint as to what Region they have decided to conquer next?

With this having been the biggest and most epic war EVE had ever seen it would be nice to have a thread where the GoonSwarm elite can explain their military tactics and ideas which led to this incredible achievement.

Thank you,

Dr. Snot Shot.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Thatboydc thank you for the responses in italic below.

The conflicting intel I see is as follows in bold:

A) Goonswarm does not have pets. We do have allies, all of which are top-notch, and we would appreciate it if you would refer to them as such.

* We are consistently told that GoonSwarm is taking all of BoBs old space yet we see the pets of yours renting these locations each day the new Sov maps come out? Please explain your rental agreement and if its in straight Isk each week or assets?

B) As we do not have pets, there are no pets we will be renting space to. Of our allies, no public discussions have taken place concerning who gets what space, other than "Delve is Goons, Anime is Cartoons." Discussions are not planned to take place until Kenny's cereal bowl overflows with diseased urine. I hope this helps.

* If Delve is GoonSwarms then you are now renting potions of it to a pet called PL? Again, what is PL paying you to rent space that GoonSwarm is conquering and then handing to PL?

C) As no agreements or discussions have taken place, there is no space that is going to be rented out at the time of this post. As there is no agreement to rent out space, the rental agreement question doesn't matter. Any such issues will be dealt with when they need to be dealt with.

* Thatboydc, it appears that you are not actually a real decision maker within the GoonSwarm Alliance and have posted worthless information related to GoonSwarms pet Alliances and who is getting what? Is there an actual somebody within this premier Alliance whom can shed light on the topic?

D) Once Kenny has emoquit the game or ****ed off to empire or disbanded all corporations, or whatever constitutes complete victory in the eyes of our directorate, we do not have any concrete plans that have been made public, as we chose to relish emptying our bladders into Kenny's cereal bowl before worrying about anything else.

* So it is the GoonSwarm directorate that will decide when a complete victory has been achieved?

Please reply with some additional facts that will help the citizens of EVE understand where GoonSwarm will be taking us all in the near future.

Dr. Shot


Mystiel Raleigh
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:24:00 - [2]
 

Where did you get your doctorate?

Devian 666
Gallente
Transmetropolitan
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:24:00 - [3]
 

The goal is to take over all of eve starting with 0.0. Don't you read the New York Times?

SodiumCyanide
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:25:00 - [4]
 

"premier PvP alliance of Eve"

ohahahahahaha

not quite

SirTrolle
Amarr
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:30:00 - [5]
 

stop posting

Rodent
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:33:00 - [6]
 

I am the premier titan pilot of EVE. Now if I could just remember how to log inn :/

Montasque
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:48:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
Now that GoonSwarm is the premier PvP Alliance of EVE, I have a few questions related how they will be shaping our future:

* With GoonSwarm being the most powerful Alliance in EVE how will they be deciding what pet Alliances will benefit from their achievements?

* I was told that GoonSwarm are now renting space to pets in Delve and Querious that GoonSwarm have conquered?

* Who are these pets and how long is the rental agreement for?

* Since RoyofCA has explained the following:

"At current expansion rates, Goonswarm will have consumed most of the south-western map in 4 months, more than half of 0.0 in 7 months, and will obtain total control of all conquerable, lawless space by a year and 2 months (and 17 days) assuming the infrastructure of such a massive empire could ever be supported by the amount of players Eve Online has." -- RoyofCA

Will GoonSwarm give us a hint as to what Region they have decided to conquer next?

With this having been the biggest and most epic war EVE had ever seen it would be nice to have a thread where the GoonSwarm elite can explain their military tactics and ideas which led to this incredible achievement.

Thank you,

Dr. Snot Shot.



You're such a bad poster you got kicked out of THE INTERNET.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:53:00 - [8]
 


On the contrary, I left The Internet and went to a better Corp/Alliance that actually PvP's and are some of the EVE's best.

The Internet was keeping me back and this Corp/Alliance have the ba**s to take me in.

Just sayin...back on topic now Laughing

Dr. Shot

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.24 23:55:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

On the contrary, I left The Internet and paid to join a better Corp/Alliance that actually PvP's and are some of the EVE's best.

Dr. Shot


Fixed that for you.

So how many ships you killed since joining Privs?

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:01:00 - [10]
 


Flex, just because you have to pay people to be your friend does not mean everyone else does.

Please stay on topic little man. Or maybe you can answer some of my questions since they seem to pertain to PL.

Dr. Shot

Montasque
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:01:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Snot Shot

On the contrary, I left The Internet and paid to join a better Corp/Alliance that actually PvP's and are some of the EVE's best.

Dr. Shot


Fixed that for you.

So how many ships you killed since joining Privs?


Let me handle this one.

Well, since he's most likely a goon troll alt my guess is 0.

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:04:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

Flex, just because you have to pay people to be your friend does not mean everyone else does.



Oh really, you want me to quote the deal here on CAOD?

Poor snot snot

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:10:00 - [13]
 


Flex you may do what you want my little lady. You seem to be mad about something I posted above but are having difficulty getting it out? Your head still must be stuck in that special place of yours again Laughing

I will not be responding to you again for I have RL things I need to get done now unlike you who have no one and do this 24/7 Crying or Very sad

Just sayin...

Dr. Shot

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:13:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 25/02/2009 00:21:54
Originally by: Snot Shot

I will not be responding to you again for I have RL things I need to get done now




Bit like when an alliance has "Real life" issues

Your isk is welcome in Privs btw.

Edit: I'm guessing the "special" place you refer to is the sensitive rear end of Kenny, cause yes that's where I have been these last few days, like a piston, oh yeah baby


thatboydc
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:15:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

words words words



A) Goonswarm does not have pets. We do have allies, all of which are top-notch, and we would appreciate it if you would refer to them as such.

B) As we do not have pets, there are no pets we will be renting space to. Of our allies, no public discussions have taken place concerning who gets what space, other than "Delve is Goons, Anime is Cartoons." Discussions are not planned to take place until Kenny's cereal bowl overflows with diseased urine. I hope this helps.

C) As no agreements or discussions have taken place, there is no space that is going to be rented out at the time of this post. As there is no agreement to rent out space, the rental agreement question doesn't matter. Any such issues will be dealt with when they need to be dealt with.

D) Once Kenny has emoquit the game or ****ed off to empire or disbanded all corporations, or whatever constitutes complete victory in the eyes of our directorate, we do not have any concrete plans that have been made public, as we chose to relish emptying our bladders into Kenny's cereal bowl before worrying about anything else.


But may I emphasize point A - We do not have pets. Our allies are the best in EVE, we are extremely grateful for everything they have done to help us, and we would not trade them for the universe.

Zitts
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:18:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Zitts on 25/02/2009 00:20:52
The accomplishments of Goonswarm will always be shared equally with our amazing allies for one.

Also no corp or alliance which wants to have any kind of fun would ever attempt to conquer all of 0.0 space, even if it was possible ( it isn't ) the logistics alone would be too amazingly crazy for any alliance to actually accomplish.

I'm pretty sure you aren't serious with this post so I hate to humor you with a serious response but it may surprise you to know that Goons typically value fun over all other accomplishments in the game. We will be the first ones to tell you that there is nothing "elite" about our tactics or pvp in general, and the general consensus within our corp is that although we are horrible at this game our enemies are typically (nearly always) worse than us.

I hope that helped.

FILFIUS
Caldari
Domination.
Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:23:00 - [17]
 

I think I speak for most of EVE when I say, No more Goon Speak.

I'm bored already. This used to be a place to read interesting stuff. Now its just a medium for Goons, with no information as to whats going on in the rest of EVE.

Anyone got anything to post that dosen't involve Goons?

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:27:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: FILFIUS


Anyone got anything to post that dosen't involve Goons?



There was a gang fight in Tama, you should read about that.

Also some idiot made a video about delve, it shows how Goons are being crushed, and the backstabbing PL have planned for them. Shameless Plug


Professor Dumbledore
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:37:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: thatboydc
Originally by: Snot Shot

words words words



A) Goonswarm does not have pets. We do have allies, all of which are top-notch, and we would appreciate it if you would refer to them as such.

B) As we do not have pets, there are no pets we will be renting space to. Of our allies, no public discussions have taken place concerning who gets what space, other than "Delve is Goons, Anime is Cartoons." Discussions are not planned to take place until Kenny's cereal bowl overflows with diseased urine. I hope this helps.

C) As no agreements or discussions have taken place, there is no space that is going to be rented out at the time of this post. As there is no agreement to rent out space, the rental agreement question doesn't matter. Any such issues will be dealt with when they need to be dealt with.

D) Once Kenny has emoquit the game or ****ed off to empire or disbanded all corporations, or whatever constitutes complete victory in the eyes of our directorate, we do not have any concrete plans that have been made public, as we chose to relish emptying our bladders into Kenny's cereal bowl before worrying about anything else.


But may I emphasize point A - We do not have pets. Our allies are the best in EVE, we are extremely grateful for everything they have done to help us, and we would not trade them for the universe.



This is a very non-ironic non-fake post in COAD you should know better.

Crucial Rhyme
Minmatar
Staven corp
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:44:00 - [20]
 

10/10 for the smack Flinx Evenstar and Snot. Very entertaining. Pls keep it coming.Razz

thatboydc
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:46:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: thatboydc on 25/02/2009 00:47:07
Originally by: Professor Dumbledore


This is a very non-ironic non-fake post in COAD you should know better.


u mad because i bad~~~

bad dc :(


in order to make amends i will start a z0r chain

thatboydc
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:47:00 - [22]
 

z

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:56:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Crucial Rhyme
10/10 for the smack Flinx Evenstar and Snot. Very entertaining. Pls keep it coming.Razz


I th0ught the "Piston" line was pretty good Razz

El Furioso
Gallente
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.25 00:56:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: El Furioso on 25/02/2009 00:56:51
0

EDIT: GODDAMMIT!

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 01:00:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 25/02/2009 01:00:44
Originally by: El Furioso
Edited by: El Furioso on 25/02/2009 00:56:51
0

EDIT: GODDAMMIT!


You should reevaluate youR gaming options

Edit: caps...dammm

Cindy McCain
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.25 01:24:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Cindy McCain on 25/02/2009 01:24:58
I hope that one day I can own a z ealot

Hanabi Kazan
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.02.25 01:45:00 - [27]
 

kenny is just astarte of our vengence

Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.25 01:51:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Hanabi Kazan
kenny is just astarte of our vengence


There's moa to come?

w00tle
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.25 02:04:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
"At current expansion rates, Goonswarm will have consumed most of the south-western map in 4 months, more than half of 0.0 in 7 months, and will obtain total control of all conquerable, lawless space by a year and 2 months (and 17 days) assuming the infrastructure of such a massive empire could ever be supported by the amount of players Eve Online has." -- RoyofCA



This little snippet here is going to keep trolling idiots for years to come, without any extra good effort. N1 roy

Dianeces
Minmatar
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.25 02:11:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: FILFIUS
I think I speak for most of EVE when I say, No more Goon Speak.



You don't.


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