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Xen Gin
Silurian Operations
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Posted - 2009.02.12 19:47:00 - [ 31]
 Originally by: FOl2TY8
I know that some people like to have voluntary periods of abstinence.
Yeah, I use that excuse too. |
Kyguard
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:12:00 - [ 32]
Only on the internet..  |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:42:00 - [ 33]
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:54:00 - [ 34]
If you'd have to pick between "never ever have sex again" or "never use the internet again"... ...I know it would be a tough choice for me.  |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:00:00 - [ 35]
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FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.02.12 21:02:00 - [ 36]
Originally by: Akita T
If you'd have to pick between "never ever have sex again" or "never use the internet again"...
...I know it would be a tough choice for me.
If someone gave me that choice I would punch them in the face, tie them up and make them watch me have sex with the internet. |
Corwain |
Posted - 2009.02.12 21:07:00 - [ 37]
This comment isn't in reference to my OP at all as I was posting it because it's funny, not because I'm seriously considering abstinence (I'm not!) but here goes:
If sex is so important to you guys that you can't think of anything more important and think everyone saying they could go without it are just saying that because they're virgins, or aren't getting any...your life (aside from the sex) must be reaaaaly crappy.
There's better things to experience out there, not that sex isn't great fun. |
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:08:00 - [ 38]
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:13:00 - [ 39]
Originally by: Corwain
There's better things to experience out there.
Still trying to get the girl to agree to a threesome |
FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.02.12 21:32:00 - [ 40]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Corwain
There's better things to experience out there.
Still trying to get the girl to agree to a threesome
I give you the answer to your prayers: 3some juice |
Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:44:00 - [ 41]
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Kan3r Blaze
Minmatar
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group |
Posted - 2009.02.12 22:35:00 - [ 42]
Originally by: FOl2TY8
If someone gave me that choice I would punch them in the face, tie them up and make them watch me have sex with the internet.
This is just brilliant. I applaud you. |
soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.02.13 00:23:00 - [ 43]
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari |
Posted - 2009.02.13 02:09:00 - [ 44]
I have my doubts when a guy says they can get it any time they want. They either mean thier right hand never gets tired or they know where to get cheap hookers.
It's not because they are married:-
Wedding cake is the best contraceptive in the world, the wedding march is a symbol of your sex life marching away and the ring is a symbol of the ringpiece you will see every time you roll over to get passionate with her cos she has her back to you.
And NOBODY is so good looking that every girl they meet will jump into bed with them.
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Cierejai
Caldari |
Posted - 2009.02.13 04:40:00 - [ 45]
Originally by: Dantes Revenge
I have my doubts when a guy says they can get it any time they want. They either mean thier right hand never gets tired or they know where to get cheap hookers.
It's not because they are married:-
Wedding cake is the best contraceptive in the world, the wedding march is a symbol of your sex life marching away and the ring is a symbol of the ringpiece you will see every time you roll over to get passionate with her cos she has her back to you.
And NOBODY is so good looking that every girl they meet will jump into bed with them.
They could be gay. |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE |
Posted - 2009.02.13 04:50:00 - [ 46]
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Tractus Vesica
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.13 21:22:00 - [ 47]
Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
Throes of passion? Are you ******ed? First off, I really don't want to know what you do with your mice. Second, do you honestly believe love, or really any emotions are anything more than chemicals in your skull?
Rationallity ftw.
Who cares if they are just chemicals? The pleasure is real and so is the connection. You must be one jaded SOB man. Stop over analyzing sex and just go put things in women.
So, your a short sighted fool who cares only for momentary pleasure? I see things for what they are, so what if that makes me a bit cold. |
FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.02.13 21:32:00 - [ 48]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
So, your a short sighted fool who cares only for momentary pleasure? I see things for what they are, so what if that makes me a bit cold.
Just because I enjoy sex without caring if its chemicals in my brains or blood engorging my johnson that makes me a short sided fool? What happened to you to make you so cynical man? I can see it now... Some chick wants to bang you (I know I know, it's a stretch) you say to her, "Listen here you unimaginative semen receptacle, you are a slave to your chemicals and I want nothing to do with you. Leave me to my musings and problems of logic which don't in fact have anything to do with chemicals in my brai.... oh wait... WAIT COME BACK OVERWEIGHT OBJECT OF DESIRE!!!!" |
Tractus Vesica
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.13 21:58:00 - [ 49]
Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
So, your a short sighted fool who cares only for momentary pleasure? I see things for what they are, so what if that makes me a bit cold.
Just because I enjoy sex without caring if its chemicals in my brains or blood engorging my johnson that makes me a short sided fool? What happened to you to make you so cynical man?
I can see it now... Some chick wants to bang you (I know I know, it's a stretch) you say to her, "Listen here you unimaginative semen receptacle, you are a slave to your chemicals and I want nothing to do with you. Leave me to my musings and problems of logic which don't in fact have anything to do with chemicals in my brai.... oh wait... WAIT COME BACK OVERWEIGHT OBJECT OF DESIRE!!!!"
*claps* That was clever, I'll give you that. I actually, in fact, have a girlfriend. And, I see no problem with having sex so long as it has a point aside from the pleasure of the couple. Many men spend their whole lives with nothing on their mind aside from sex. Sorry for refusing to be a ***** that just happens to have a body attached to it. |
FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.02.13 22:22:00 - [ 50]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
I see no problem with having sex so long as it has a point aside from the pleasure of the couple. Many men spend their whole lives with nothing on their mind aside from sex.
Sorry for refusing to be a ***** that just happens to have a body attached to it.
Ahhhhh now I get it. You're either an idiot with no game or a prude but regardless you think that your own opinions are gospel. Who cares if there are guys or girls that just want to get their rocks off. Who are you to judge? Obviously you've never bust a nut on some chicks face without even knowing her name let alone what her favorite color is or how she feels about the geopolitical situation in Darfur. For that I pity you... So enjoy your girlfriend, really... Have tons of "meaningful" sex with her. I'll be stuck with my wife who has a never ending appetite for getting pounded like the naughty schoolgirl she is. In fact, on the next PXF fleet op I'll make sure to get a BJ in your honor and I won't even thank her. |
Tractus Vesica
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 00:09:00 - [ 51]
Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
I see no problem with having sex so long as it has a point aside from the pleasure of the couple. Many men spend their whole lives with nothing on their mind aside from sex.
Sorry for refusing to be a ***** that just happens to have a body attached to it.
Ahhhhh now I get it. You're either an idiot with no game or a prude but regardless you think that your own opinions are gospel. Who cares if there are guys or girls that just want to get their rocks off. Who are you to judge? Obviously you've never bust a nut on some chicks face without even knowing her name let alone what her favorite color is or how she feels about the geopolitical situation in Darfur. For that I pity you...
So enjoy your girlfriend, really... Have tons of "meaningful" sex with her. I'll be stuck with my wife who has a never ending appetite for getting pounded like the naughty schoolgirl she is. In fact, on the next PXF fleet op I'll make sure to get a BJ in your honor and I won't even thank her.
When I refer to meaningful sex, I'm not refering to someone's petty notions of morality. I mean reproduction. The act which keeps this species from dieing out. I'm not a prude, and I'm not pathetic in bed. I, it would appear, am just more capable of disciplining and controlling my bodily urges, unlike you. This is what separate humans from animals, the ability to go against our primal urges. Clearly however, you lack this ability, so what does that make you? |
FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.02.14 00:25:00 - [ 52]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
When I refer to meaningful sex, I'm not refering to someone's petty notions of morality. I mean reproduction. The act which keeps this species from dieing out. I'm not a prude, and I'm not pathetic in bed. I, it would appear, am just more capable of disciplining and controlling my bodily urges, unlike you. This is what separate humans from animals, the ability to go against our primal urges. Clearly however, you lack this ability, so what does that make you?
I think that makes me free to do whatever the hell I want with another consenting adult. So the only meaningful sex is sex for procreation? Why do you feel the need to "control your primal urges" so much? If I want to have sex, I have sex. Of course if I am in the middle of a crowded room I don't whip it out and start slapping some chicks leg. So who's in control now sucka! As I stated in another thread I got a vasectomy just so I don't have to procreate. Guess my entire life will now be filled with meaningless mind blowing baby makin practice. Seriously I would never want your level of control. I don't want to live a life where I have to control my urges as long as I know said urges are harmless and fun. I'm not overweight so if I have the urge for some chocolate I go ahead and get some chocolate. If I have sexual urges that I act out on my wife and we are both consenting then why the hell not? You remind me of a joke.... Why don't babtists have sex standing up? They don't want people to think they are dancing. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2009.02.14 01:35:00 - [ 53]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 14/02/2009 01:37:04 Originally by: Tractus Vesica
...and I'm not pathetic in bed.
If you have to deny it on an internet forum... And if you want that kind of control I recommend Bangkok.... touch something there and it'll melt off |
Terianna Eri
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation |
Posted - 2009.02.14 07:40:00 - [ 54]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
Throes of passion? Are you ******ed? First off, I really don't want to know what you do with your mice. Second, do you honestly believe love, or really any emotions are anything more than chemicals in your skull?
Rationallity ftw.
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