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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 06:51:00 - [1]
 

you god damn tit ****ers, blowing my ass up after all these years of service you tit ****ers, blow my **** you *****es. over an 8.0 standings and you don't give a ****. you guys are suppsoed to lick my balls on command and what do you do blow me up **** YOU **** ****S

Togg Bott
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.11.01 06:58:00 - [2]
 

IBTL.....Laughing

DJTheBaron
Caldari
FinFleet
KenZoku
Posted - 2008.11.01 06:58:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
you god damn tit ****ers, blowing my ass up after all these years of service you tit ****ers, blow my **** you *****es. over an 8.0 standings and you don't give a ****. you guys are suppsoed to lick my balls on command and what do you do blow me up **** YOU **** ****S

There Will Be No Ball Licking Here Sir.

However I Do Suggest You Find Somewhere Very Dark To Hide, For You Are Surley Going To Die Again.

Terianna Eri
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
Posted - 2008.11.01 06:59:00 - [4]
 

what the hell

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 06:59:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: DJTheBaron
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
you god damn tit ****ers, blowing my ass up after all these years of service you tit ****ers, blow my **** you *****es. over an 8.0 standings and you don't give a ****. you guys are suppsoed to lick my balls on command and what do you do blow me up **** YOU **** ****S

There Will Be No Ball Licking Here Sir.

However I Do Suggest You Find Somewhere Very Dark To Hide, For You Are Surley Going To Die Again.


what you gonna wardec us back or something?

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:01:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Terianna Eri
what the hell


9 something standing to caldri navy and they dont give a ****, they just gonna blow my ass up for doing some **** in lowsec in the name of caldari

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:01:00 - [7]
 

the caldari state is a bunch of concord *****es they dont care about their own citizens. CON ****ING SPIRICYS

you heard it hear first

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:03:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Chaos Incarnate on 01/11/2008 07:03:24
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
the caldari state is a bunch of concord *****es they dont care about their own citizens. CON ****ING SPIRICYS

you heard it hear first


Quick! Stop the presses! Send this news out across the internets! THE WORLD MUST KNOW Wink

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:05:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Edited by: Chaos Incarnate on 01/11/2008 07:03:24
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
the caldari state is a bunch of concord *****es they dont care about their own citizens. CON ****ING SPIRICYS

you heard it hear first


Quick! Stop the presses! Send this news out across the internets! THE WORLD MUST KNOW Wink


DUDE YOUR FACE!

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:13:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Edited by: Chaos Incarnate on 01/11/2008 07:03:24
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
the caldari state is a bunch of concord *****es they dont care about their own citizens. CON ****ING SPIRICYS

you heard it hear first


Quick! Stop the presses! Send this news out across the internets! THE WORLD MUST KNOW Wink


hell even zulupark knows

Originally by: ccp zulupark

How do you decide something is unbalanced:
Mostly from player feedback, bugreports and playing around on SISI. In that order.


aka we listen to whinining *****es who have no actuall representation of what actually happens, now if only somoene had that dont ****ing listen to your userbase aretical linky now

Haakelen
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:19:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Terianna Eri
what the hell

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:19:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Togg Bott
IBTL.....Laughing


**** you spamming tit****

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:23:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton

hell even zulupark knows

Originally by: ccp zulupark

How do you decide something is unbalanced:
Mostly from player feedback, bugreports and playing around on SISI. In that order.


aka we listen to whinining *****es who have no actuall representation of what actually happens, now if only somoene had that dont ****ing listen to your userbase aretical linky now


Yeah, but you're trying to run a PR campaign here, Chainsaw! You need a few things:

-Angry players. You've got one, now get two! You've got two, now get four! Grow!
-An intelligent argument. Otherwise, the developers won't take you srsly, and you want to be taken srsly
-Small, defining soundbites taken from your intelligent arguments, to be put into signatures and other forum propaganda
-Once all the above has coalesced, form the threadnaught. Post your intelligent arguments. Have your angry fellow players modify your arguments and repost all over the forums! Then, your issue shall be heard!

Also, I shall happily organize all this for you, but I require approximately 20b in up-front isk costs. Everyone reading this also owes me 10m for costs, advice ain't free y'know. Laughing

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:30:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton

hell even zulupark knows

Originally by: ccp zulupark

How do you decide something is unbalanced:
Mostly from player feedback, bugreports and playing around on SISI. In that order.


aka we listen to whinining *****es who have no actuall representation of what actually happens, now if only somoene had that dont ****ing listen to your userbase aretical linky now


Yeah, but you're trying to run a PR campaign here, Chainsaw! You need a few things:

-Angry players. You've got one, now get two! You've got two, now get four! Grow!
-An intelligent argument. Otherwise, the developers won't take you srsly, and you want to be taken srsly
-Small, defining soundbites taken from your intelligent arguments, to be put into signatures and other forum propaganda
-Once all the above has coalesced, form the threadnaught. Post your intelligent arguments. Have your angry fellow players modify your arguments and repost all over the forums! Then, your issue shall be heard!

Also, I shall happily organize all this for you, but I require approximately 20b in up-front isk costs. Everyone reading this also owes me 10m for costs, advice ain't free y'know. Laughing


if I had 20b it would be yours if you could deliver on this one Sad

anyways I suppose I should go bugreport and petition the caldari navy attacking someone with high standings, I expect a THis is a working game mechanic, to which I will respond **** you, to wich I will probably get a chainsaw go **** yoruself, and dont talk like this to gms/bughunters, and then I will prbably go vuck myself.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:33:00 - [15]
 

I dont want to get into the if I was a carebear frighter fruckwad, logging off in lowsec would have saved my ass, but since Im mother****ing CHAINSAW PLANKTON I get boned in the ass for this onone Sad

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:34:00 - [16]
 

You tell the man.

Make sure to include CONCORD... I'll never get to visit my place of origin again.. all I did was relocate some 30ish or so immortals to safer stations and I'm all "WTF WAR CRIMINAL" now. Embarassed

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:38:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Artemis Rose
You tell the man.

Make sure to include CONCORD... I'll never get to visit my place of origin again.. all I did was relocate some 30ish or so immortals to safer stations and I'm all "WTF WAR CRIMINAL" now. Embarassed


now if concord wanted to blow me up I wouldn't care as my standings are well not so good with them (not that bad, but not good for sure), and concord it the pwn sauce.

I feel like things are going to burn now, and not just when I pee Twisted Evil

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:40:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
I feel like things are going to burn now, and not just when I pee


Shocked

Well.. thank goodness for the clones!

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:41:00 - [19]
 

it makes me sad that I don't give a **** right now. I used to love eve so much I wouldn't have even considered posting **** like this.....

the beers probably aren't helping either

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:42:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Artemis Rose
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
I feel like things are going to burn now, and not just when I pee


Shocked

Well.. thank goodness for the clones!


should probably go update that now, or at least check to see if it needs updating. if not you place yourself at risk YARRRR!!Twisted Evil

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:43:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
should probably go update that now, or at least check to see if it needs updating. if not you place yourself at risk


I know to keep yourself 100% disease free.

Contract stuffz to me. I'll give you magical cloak of win.

Jakooni
United Amarr Templar Legion
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:51:00 - [22]
 

I laughed

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2008.11.01 07:56:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Chaos Incarnate on 01/11/2008 07:56:39
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton

if I had 20b it would be yours if you could deliver on this one Sad

anyways I suppose I should go bugreport and petition the caldari navy attacking someone with high standings, I expect a THis is a working game mechanic, to which I will respond **** you, to wich I will probably get a chainsaw go **** yoruself, and dont talk like this to gms/bughunters, and then I will prbably go vuck myself.


Aww, even if you had 20b I wouldn't take it, I'm just a standup guy. Plus, I think its illegal to take money from those over the BAC limit for posting

Anyhow, I'm not entirely certain what you're saying happened; I've heard there's been some odd situations with standings this week, ex-gallente militia being shot at with no recent crimes and high standings. Like you said, try a bugreport, although I suggest you take a nap first. Shocked

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:01:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 01/11/2008 08:03:43
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI
SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH LOLOL LOL ETC

edit: This post is about a billion times more poignant than it at first may seem because

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:06:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI
SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH LOLOL LOL ETC


You just summoned Mitnal, the Gallente Navy and Militia, Homer Simpson, and grammar 'enthusiasts', all in one post

A more diverse group of enraged folk there could not be

Polly Prissypantz
Dingleberry Appreciation Society
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:12:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Edited by: Chaos Incarnate on 01/11/2008 07:56:39
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton

if I had 20b it would be yours if you could deliver on this one Sad

anyways I suppose I should go bugreport and petition the caldari navy attacking someone with high standings, I expect a THis is a working game mechanic, to which I will respond **** you, to wich I will probably get a chainsaw go **** yoruself, and dont talk like this to gms/bughunters, and then I will prbably go vuck myself.


Aww, even if you had 20b I wouldn't take it, I'm just a standup guy. Plus, I think its illegal to take money from those over the BAC limit for posting

Anyhow, I'm not entirely certain what you're saying happened; I've heard there's been some odd situations with standings this week, ex-gallente militia being shot at with no recent crimes and high standings. Like you said, try a bugreport, although I suggest you take a nap first. Shocked


He's Idle Guns. He'll be -10 sec status or somewhere within that ballpark. Move along, nothing to see here.

Karanth
Gallente
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:14:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 01/11/2008 08:03:43
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI CALDARI
SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS SCREW FLANDERS

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH TBH LOLOL LOL ETC

edit: This post is about a billion times more poignant than it at first may seem because


You are my new god, screw Garmon!

(May he not kill me dead a billion times (ingame))



DJTheBaron
Caldari
FinFleet
KenZoku
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:14:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton

what you gonna wardec us back or something?


There Is No Need For A War Dec, You Simply Dont Know How The Game Is Played.

For This Reason You Will Die Repeatedly, After Which You Will Enter The Forums To Share Your Personal Inadequacies With The EVE Community.

You May Continue To Do This Until Such Time As You Are Removed From The Community By The Powers That Be, Or Your Own Sense Of Defeat.

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:18:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Polly Prissypantz
He's Idle Guns. He'll be -10 sec status or somewhere within that ballpark. Move along, nothing to see here.


-2.4, but there be hours of internets entertainment in these threads!

GhostXile
Caldari
Ministry of Destruction
SCUM.
Posted - 2008.11.01 08:36:00 - [30]
 

Two words...... Anger Management! Mad


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