Posted - 2008.10.15 15:12:00 - [362]

 

I have another suggestion;

How about one about that Freyya char and her quest for more E-rep on the field trip she had today?

Posted - 2008.10.18 08:41:00 - [364]

 

OMG Page 7!! Bump!

Posted - 2008.10.21 17:18:00 - [366]

 

MOAR LULZ NAO!

Posted - 2008.10.26 17:58:00 - [368]

 

We want more!

Posted - 2008.10.26 18:40:00 - [370]

 

*ding ding*

Explorer: ..hey.
Customer: Hey?
Explorer: Yeah.
Customer: Where's Wrangler?
Explorer: Away.
Customer: Well...umm...-can i complain?
Explorer: Sure.
Customer: It's awfully quit here.
Explorer rubs nose; Mhm.
Customer: You're rather...scaring me.
Explorer looks at ball of snot, then at customer; Interesting.
Customer: When will Wrangler be back?
Explorer stands up sstraight; Later.
Customer: Well..i think...i'll just...yeah...i'll go.
Explorer: Mhm.

*ding ding*

Posted - 2008.10.26 19:00:00 - [372]

 

I should kindnap SJ, lock him up in my basement and only feed him when he comes out with more CCP shop. Cant have this shortage of GD humor!

Posted - 2008.10.27 05:30:00 - [374]

 

moar

Posted - 2008.10.27 14:26:00 - [376]

 

(Food, booze and occasional wenches and i'll work for anyone anywhere )

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How ca i help you?
Customer: I wish to make a complaint.
Wrangler: Very well sir, what about?
Customer: This shop!
Wrangler: Ber your pardon?
Customer: It's been quiet, for a very long time i might add.
Wrangler: It's the summer? People on holiday?
Customer: It's the middle of october!
Wrangler: October fest?
Customer: Well...were you at octoberfest?
Wrangler: Could have.
Customer: So no?
Wrangler: No sir. No.
Customer: Right, so it's not the bloody holiday season. And furthermore--
Wrangler: There's more?
Customer: FURTHER more, this isn't much of a shop!
Wrangler: Beg. Your. Pardon?!
Customer: You don't sell anything here.
Wrangler: We DO sell, we do.
Customer: Liiiiike what?
Wrangler: Well...well...*looks around*...dust.
Customer: Dust?
Wrangler: Yes.
Customer: You're rying to tell me, that this whole storefront is built, maintained, operated and paid for to sell dust?
Wrangler: Yes sir, have a sample.
Customer: I don't want any dust!
Wrangler: Finest in azeroth!
Customer: WHAT?!
Wrangler: Err...new eden! Finest in new eden. Fresh from the shuttles of lost pilots.
Customer: ...you're being increasingly silly.
Wrangler: It's kind of my job.
Customer: Well, to please an audience member, i'll now have to shoot you.
Wrangler: Very well.
Customer pulls out a gun.
Customer: Good day.
Wrangler: Good day sir.

*psst*

Wrangler: ...
Customer: ...
Wrangler: That's a waterpistol.
Customer: Technicalities. Good day!

*ding ding*

Posted - 2008.10.30 14:45:00 - [378]

 

This really rulezz.

Bump

Posted - 2008.10.31 14:31:00 - [380]

 

Sticky ????

Wrangler: Stickys are for important things

So this isnt important then ?

Wrangler : technically no!

so if we decided to start drop about 10k shuttles in every system we come into if it does not get stikied would you the consider SJ marvelous addition to the eve universe to be important ?

Wrangler: ...

Exacly :D

Posted - 2008.11.02 02:15:00 - [382]

 

Bumpedebump

Posted - 2008.11.03 00:37:00 - [384]

 

Sheriff I'd like to request on where a would be ganker/griefer got the tables turned by a "carebear".

And this can't leave the first page, so sayth me.

Posted - 2008.11.03 05:55:00 - [386]

 

I've got a few things cooking up, but do remember that excessive bumpage might lead to locking of thread. We wouldn't want that would we?

Posted - 2008.11.03 19:00:00 - [388]

 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones

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I've got a few things cooking up, but do remember that excessive bumpage might lead to locking of thread. We wouldn't want that would we?

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No we wouldn't. However, I have just noticed I have not yet voiced my appreciation of returning chronicles of happenings at the ccp shop. Doing so now. You make some of my work hours happy Jones, appreciation is in order.

Posted - 2008.11.04 10:43:00 - [390]