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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.01 00:37:00 - [ 1]
Ever thought of yourself as a VIP? Want to become one now? We at CCP have carefully collated various replies from our customers and would like to present to you what we consider our finest achievement to date - namely Subscription 2.0.Yes, from now on each player can decide what features they want to pay for, giving you unheralded choice in the world of New Eden, now EVE is a true "sandbox" game. First up on the list is AmmoAnywhere. Running low on XL Antimatter when you've been pounding away at that POS? Fear not, merely hit the button and we'll wing you a full cargo load to your bay so you can continue to mete out that damage. Naturally we've had to make a few changes to proceedings to allow for this so prepare yourselves for ammo changes and in the future, if everything goes well with the launch, enhancements to the docking experience, industry production and more. |
EvEOps Corp
EvE Ops |
Posted - 2008.04.01 00:41:00 - [ 2]
april fools :/ come on do better than that! nerf rorquals!!! :D |
Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp |
Posted - 2008.04.01 00:51:00 - [ 3]
Darn. I want BlueprintNow!  |
Zippy Pinno
Damage Unlimited Inc
INTERDICTION |
Posted - 2008.04.01 00:53:00 - [ 4]
Can I get the 30%-Less-Lag subscription? |
CCP Mindstar
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:02:00 - [ 5]
Wow... ammo anywhere? |
Reuben Snjente
Ichthus Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:03:00 - [ 6]
Oh I so lol'd. Are you sure Steve Jobs didn't write this? Is this a stealth buy-out of CCP by Micro$oft? And when can I get my personalised express delivery for T2 releases of BlueprintNow!Mitnal, you are just  Reuben |
EVETV spiralJunkie |
Posted - 2008.04.01 01:10:00 - [ 7]
I wish they'd let me blog about spiralAnywhere™.
Pay me $5 and I come sing in your room. |
Shi Mun
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:20:00 - [ 8]
Dock-o-matic mmmmmmmmm sexeh, blueprintNAO?!?! i want NAO NAO NAO |
Goumindong
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:21:00 - [ 9]
Edited by: Goumindong on 01/04/2008 01:38:33
And here i thought Harvey Smith would never work again...
When did you hire him?
edit: Too meta? |
Firkragg
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.04.01 01:26:00 - [ 10]
All we need now are achievements. How will i know how good at eve i am without messages such as "Achievement: podded 10 times" |
DonSchoe |
Posted - 2008.04.01 01:45:00 - [ 11]
nice try ^^ |
Balcura |
Posted - 2008.04.01 01:49:00 - [ 12]
I must have missunderstood something. Is there going to be 1 general ammo that is bought paying RL cash for and all the ammo BPO/BPC's are going to be eliminated. Ammo isn't going to be available for isk, but for RL money?
If that's the case I have a problem with the new system, unless there is some way to opt out. I build all my own ammo with the materials I get from gathering all the loot from the wrecks making ammo cost me a little in time, but no real money.
If I'm off base and the system functions some other way please let me know. |
Ambani
Gallente
NAUCOM
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:50:00 - [ 13]
happy fools day to you too ccp:) Try a bit more harder next time |
Feng Schui
Minmatar
Cruor Evertum Dominicus
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:51:00 - [ 14]
OMG!! CAN I HAVE AMMO IN MY PANTS?!?!? I'M FIRING BLANKS!!!
err.. TMI? |
Terminal Entry
New Fnord Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:51:00 - [ 15]
AmmoNow! - Humm... I know several people that specialises in "Express Ammunition Delivery Services"  |
Lewis Atreides
Caldari |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:12:00 - [ 16]
that is a cool Ideal CCP , I really need my business in ammo dealing to go poof lol. Now to sit back and see how many people forget it's april fools day.
Any wagers? If I had any isk in my bank I would say 200 people will post a flame forum on this and how unfaire it is to the community it is lol. |
Dario Kaelenter |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:22:00 - [ 17]
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Regat Kozovv
Caldari
Alcothology
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:23:00 - [ 18]
"First up, all weapons will now use "NanoAmmo", which automatically morphs into the desired ammunition type at the point of firing."
Fantastic! Now I can take all of those looted 1MN Afterburners, and instead of melting them down, cram them into my guns instead. =)
Happy April 1st CCP. Keep up the great work.
(Suggestion for next year: "In an effort to make Caldari more relavant in PvP, we've decided to quadruple the speed of all missiles." That'll make people mess their pants. =) |
Hebik Fane
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:24:00 - [ 19]
 Originally by: Lewis Atreides
Any wagers? If I had any isk in my bank I would say 200 people will post a flame forum on this and how unfaire it is to the community it is lol.
I see you 200 hundred and raise you to 250. |
Freezal
Gallente
Freedom Confederation
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:26:00 - [ 20]
Edited by: Freezal on 01/04/2008 02:29:52
Just in, Subscription 2.0 would like to announce the availability of "Random module lag" (oh wait you already get that)....I mean "Jump Lag" (ahh opps that is already in there)....Here here we go no way to top this.... Free Noob ships no charge to you in isk only an extra small micro payment to your existing credit card.....
LOL 2 funny |
Ceraphin
Caldari
Thanos and Killjoy Productions |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:34:00 - [ 21]
LOL, you had me going. It's not April here yet! |
Mr Patches |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:35:00 - [ 22]
Feh 2.0. |
Steppa
Gallente |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:42:00 - [ 23]
Not nearly as funny or plausibly unplausible as April Fool's past.
:) |
Titan Pilot
Amarr
Imperial Academy |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:47:00 - [ 24]
 Now if you had said... "Pay more for faster learning...gain 10M SP for $100.00" "Skill training queue has been installed...pay $50.00" Then maybe this would be EPIC. Sadly this thread FAILS. (BTW, I really am a Titan Pilot, honest  |
Jackie Gilligan |
Posted - 2008.04.01 02:55:00 - [ 25]
Heck, I was hoping for a sub plan, that say, for $19.95 instead of $14.95 would allow me to skill train my alts and main...
THAT would sell like hotcakes.
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Yakumo Smith
Gallente
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.04.01 03:02:00 - [ 26]
Now if you said something like "we are rebalancing some of the ships from the recent boost patch. The zealot will have 4 turrets from Tuesday downtime" you might have snagged some fish ;) |
Mr Patches |
Posted - 2008.04.01 03:06:00 - [ 27]
Originally by: Titan Pilot
Now if you had said...
"Skill training queue has been installed...pay $50.00"
Amen to that! |
phillie blunt
Live And Let Die
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:06:00 - [ 28]
meh 3/10 for the April 1st joke |
Wygg
Minmatar
m3 Corp
Paxton Federation |
Posted - 2008.04.01 03:06:00 - [ 29]
Originally by: Jackie Gilligan
Heck, I was hoping for a sub plan, that say, for $19.95 instead of $14.95 would allow me to skill train my alts and main...
THAT would sell like hotcakes.
Amen part deux. I've had enough religion for one night. Time for bed. |
Sirius Problem
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:07:00 - [ 30]
LOL.. Nice. I was a about to freak. Thought it was looking like a cash grab with 2.0 subscription service. Then it got a little carried away and it dawned on me. |
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