Posted - 2007.09.28 22:01:00 - [31]

 

Originally by: DarkMatter

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Here's what you do:

See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.

Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.

If she says yes, ask her for a number.

If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.

Be polite, be yourself.

Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...

Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.

You have nads for a reason, use them!

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you sir should not be playing an MMO

Posted - 2007.09.29 08:10:00 - [33]

 

Edited by: annoing on 29/09/2007 08:16:12
Start wearing black clothes at night, with a balaclava. Buy nightvision goggles. Start following her, taking pictures. Start watching her undress/sleep/wake up. Try to assasinate the president as a way of proving your love and gaining her attention. Kidnap her, take to a lonely mountain shack where she will grow to understand and love your strange perverted needs and wishes. Murder all of her friends sending her into a frenzied panic and then rescue her from that fear so she falls in love with your heroic nature.

Or

just grow some balls and go speak to her. The worst that can happen is that she says no. If that happens you move on and you stop wondering 'if', which is the worst part of love or infatuation.

EDIT: Maybe I should have read all the posts before posting... he has a date. Oh well, just be yourself, dont bull****, look her in the eye when she speaks, compliment her looks. At the end of the date, thank her for being a wonderful companion and ask her if she would like a second date. If she says yes tell her you'll plan it soon and get back to her, dont push it. Most of all, have fun and relax. Do that and if she likes you she will fall over herself looking for another go.

Posted - 2007.09.29 20:04:00 - [35]

 

Originally by: MrTriggerHappy

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Originally by: annoing

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Edited by: annoing on 29/09/2007 08:16:12
Start wearing black clothes at night, with a balaclava. Buy nightvision goggles. Start following her, taking pictures. Start watching her undress/sleep/wake up. Try to assasinate the president as a way of proving your love and gaining her attention. Kidnap her, take to a lonely mountain shack where she will grow to understand and love your strange perverted needs and wishes. Murder all of her friends sending her into a frenzied panic and then rescue her from that fear so she falls in love with your heroic nature.

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You want him to be Sam fisher?

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Sam Fisher wore trousers

Posted - 2007.09.29 21:56:00 - [37]

 

Originally by: Tortun Nahme

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just for the record my previous post was for comedy's sake only

the girl I'm currently interested in is dating, so I am busy sabotaging her b/f anyway

(in my defence, he is a racist, sexist pig and she has admitted to only dating him because he has a car )

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Um, if she'd date a racist sexist pig just because he has a car, why are you interested in her?

Rent a car that's better than the RSP's, use it to impress *snip*, then dump her on the way back to the Hertz office.

Please keep it clean - Jacques

Posted - 2007.09.30 00:36:00 - [39]

 

Edited by: Mardonius on 30/09/2007 00:47:11
Edited by: Mardonius on 30/09/2007 00:44:52

Originally by: DarkMatter

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Here's what you do:

See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.

Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.

If she says yes, ask her for a number.

If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.

Be polite, be yourself.

Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...

Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.

You have nads for a reason, use them!

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ABSOLUTE BULLCRAP!!!!!!!

Oh my god! I had to post because this being quoted as good advice makes me wretch. I personally couldn't think of a better way of appearing to be a whacked-out psychopath weirdo. The only way that plan would work is if she was desperate.

Think about it... What is it going to say to her if you randomly introduce yourself and ask her out? The whole thing is despicably superficial. What does that say about you? Nobody else does that, you must be abnormal, is what she might think. What kind of person asks girls out based on having seem them in the cafeteria? I'm not saying you shouldn't fancy them, just don't ask them out is all.

Playing the field is a minefield of social etiquette and convention. Granted her looks might be what got you interested and that's fine, but you're going to need more than that if you want to get anywhere. You need to establish some sort of basic relationship that you can build on. My advice is to find an opportunity to talk to her and take it, find a common interest/shared activity, etc. Once you have bonded with her THEN ask her out on a date, coffee, ice cream, or whatever. Besides, don't you want to know a little more about her before you go ahead and date her?

Just for the love of god/science don't intro and ask her out at the same time. What the ****!! I can't get over how offensively bad that idea is.

There is a caveat to my 'advice'. I'm a Brit, I take it you're an American by your vocab, so things may be different over there. But I doubt it. My advice is still definitely better than that **** I quoted.

EDIT:

Just read your update. Missed it earlier. Good to hear that things went well for you. Guess my post was kinda pointless in that case, but I think I'll leave it up anyway.

Posted - 2007.09.30 05:51:00 - [41]

 

Mine keep finding me so meh…

If you aren’t comfortable enough to talk to this girl as it is what’s going to happen when you would need to on a date? If you do then more power to you, but if you do, open the dam doors. All of them.

Posted - 2007.09.30 13:41:00 - [43]

 

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-Jacques