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Templer Relleg
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:00:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
CCP Morpheus, Internal Forum Spammer. Pleased to spam your thread.

Fixed it for you Wink

CCP Prism X


Gallente
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:00:00 - [32]
 

I'm afraid the auction is postponed until the fanfest. You can use the time to raise assets to bid on this strapping young man with way to much power. ugh

Cornucopian
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:01:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Marine Commander
Originally by: Cornucopian
Ill be at fanfest wearing a minmatar duct tape thong...


Proof or STFU


you asked for it Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilLaughingLaughingLaughing

ZOMGSCARY

Lori Carlyle
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:03:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Cornucopian

ZOMGSCARY



Laughing

CCP Morpheus


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:03:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Lori Carlyle
Originally by: CCP Morpheus

CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you.


Who watches the watchers ?..

and please direct me to the Prism's auction.... I want to bid !!!

Someone watches us, thats for sure, though I don't even know who they are.
Prism's auction will take place at the fanfest, though be warned, the set currency for the auction is beer and that is bloody expensive in Iceland.

CCP Morpheus


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:04:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Templer Relleg
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
CCP Morpheus, Internal Forum Spammer. Pleased to spam your thread.

Fixed it for you Wink

1+

Cornucopian
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:04:00 - [37]
 

bah! we have a 12 metre caribbean: we'll sail over to iceland from NL and just use kegs of Heineken for ballast.

WIN! whats a good place to dock in Iceland?

CCP Morpheus


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:06:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Cornucopian
bah! we have a 12 metre caribbean: we'll sail over to iceland from NL and just use kegs of Heineken for ballast.

WIN! whats a good place to dock in Iceland?

Headquarters
CCP hf.
Grandagarđur 8
101 Reykjavik
Iceland

CCP Prism X


Gallente
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:06:00 - [39]
 

The Docks.

CCP Morpheus


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:07:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.

No, stupid!
1: Dock at CCP
2: Take beer
3: ????
4: PROFIT!

Cornucopian
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:08:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.


ZOMG = Iam caught between golden dev bars of death!

do 'the docks' have a depth of at least 3M ? I would hate to drag the keel through the icelandic mud....

SlaveGirI
Gallente
SERENDIPITY INC
Free Trade Zone.
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:12:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: SlaveGirI on 28/08/2007 12:14:48
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Selene Fenestre
I hope thats through the secure method? I would hate to be scammed.


What? Look at my face (..or exclamation mark), doesn't it inspire confidence! Surely you can trust me. 100% legit yessir... c'mon.. don't be a wuss. Laughing


Can i Be A CCP pet ? ill mine aLL day in the few belts by your base and if you have a Nyx for me to do it in ill have the skill soon

General Apocalypse
Amarr
Ship Research
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:16:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.

No, stupid!
1: Dock at CCP
2: Take beer
3: ????
4: PROFIT!


Morpheus wins the forums today Very Happy

Nimtra
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:45:00 - [44]
 

Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .

WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !



Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.

( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )

MaxSkywalker
Corp 1 Allstars
Initiative Mercenaries
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:50:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: MaxSkywalker on 28/08/2007 12:50:17
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .

WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !

Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.

( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )


You got to buy it, You got to buy it - Chinpokémon?! Cool

EliteSlave
Minmatar
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.08.28 12:50:00 - [46]
 

So i want to buy Morpheous..I offer a MOM and a Archon...

CCP Morpheus


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 13:12:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .

WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !



Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.

( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )

I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland.. Evil or Very Mad
Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp!

Taran Summers
PwnCo
Posted - 2007.08.28 13:20:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Kappas.
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz


Promote this man!


Could I interest anyone here in one, mint condition, CCP Morpheus?
He's great for any kind of manual labour, has years left in service and quite an amazing service rate! This man literally never breaks down and requires zero maintenance!
First 10 customers get a 15% discount!
Come one, come all!

I'm not very good at marketing I know...



I'll take him!

Wait... that didn't sound right...


I'm sure theres a line in the EULA against that somewhere! Evil or Very Mad


Hmm, your probably right. Which is why we'll consider this a character transfer Twisted Evil

Tarminic
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.08.28 13:26:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: General Apocalypse
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz


Promote this man!


quoted 4 truth


I'm just whanderong in what departament is Morpheus working Question

CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you.

OOOH! I have to ask:

1. Do you wear dark sunglasses to the ofice?
2. Do you get to carry around a neuralizer?
3. Do you occasionally use your ninja-like skills of disguise to hide yourself at a dev's desk, and at random times ask them questions very suddenly and loudly?
4. Do you skulk around the offices frowning very intently?
5. Are you a heavy mouthbreather?
6. Do you fail completely to communicate with all other departments, inciting squabbles that not only decrease the effectiveness of your intelligence-gathering, but results in important facts being obscured or politicized Sad

I DEMAND ANSWERS!


ISD Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc


ISD YARR
Posted - 2007.08.28 13:29:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .

WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !



Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.

( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )

I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland.. Evil or Very Mad
Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp!


I heard you can put beer in a soda stream!

Cardice Makar
Dark Knights of Deneb
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:14:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .

WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !



Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.

( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )

I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland.. Evil or Very Mad
Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp!


I heard you can put beer in a soda stream!


Do you even realize what you just did? Dev spam ^ 2...

*braces for impact*

Taint
Caldari
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:15:00 - [52]
 

Edited by: Taint on 28/08/2007 14:19:31
Originally by: MaxSkywalker
Edited by: MaxSkywalker on 28/08/2007 11:39:22
I know this post wont stop all the WOW kids from whining about cloaks, missions, plexes and everything else, but it feels good to get it off your chest Confused.

Regards


Haha max you forgot to mention the batleground, so the carebears dont get killed in 0.0

J'Mkarr Soban
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:20:00 - [53]
 

See, now I wish I was going to fanfest. Though I'd be scared, very very scared. I've seen the pictures of the dirty naughty things that go on over there o.o

(Seriously though, back in the day, first year after release maybe, we were in fear of the Devs, never mind demanding they do work!)

Postlatta Mouseanon
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:23:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Kappas.
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz


Promote this man!


Could I interest anyone here in one, mint condition, CCP Morpheus?
He's great for any kind of manual labour, has years left in service and quite an amazing service rate! This man literally never breaks down and requires zero maintenance!
First 10 customers get a 15% discount!
Come one, come all!

I'm not very good at marketing I know...



I'll take him!

Wait... that didn't sound right...


I'm sure theres a line in the EULA against that somewhere! Evil or Very Mad


You realize that here in the States selling people is ... um... well illegal....

How much?

NightmareX
Nomads
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:24:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .

WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !



Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.

( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )

I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland.. Evil or Very Mad
Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp!


OMG, we have a Norwegian Dev here lolVery Happy

I'm Norwegian to yarrTwisted Evil, so now i know who i can talk to if i have some problems in EVE hehe.

Neena Ailichi
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:26:00 - [56]
 

Edited by: Neena Ailichi on 28/08/2007 14:28:21
This thread is made of win, epic and spam.

tbh the amount of dev replies lately makes me think their boss told them to interact with community more or something ;)

LastTraitorStanding
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
Warped Aggression
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:29:00 - [57]
 

I was going to modify a nigerian scam letter to fit eve and post here in this quality post. But I don't have the time and apparently I'm not that creative.

I sux. K thx.

CCP Prism X


Gallente
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:32:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Postlatta Mouseanon

You realize that here in the States selling people is ... um... well illegal....
How much?


Yes, but no jury in the world will convict me, under that law, for the sale of an IA official. NO JURY!

Peter Powers
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:34:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.

No, stupid!
1: Dock at CCP
2: BRINGbeer
3: ????
4: PROFIT!

fixed

CCP Morpheus


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.28 14:35:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Neena Ailichi
Edited by: Neena Ailichi on 28/08/2007 14:28:21
This thread is made of win, epic and spam.

tbh the amount of dev replies lately makes me think their boss told them to interact with community more or something ;)

I did this on my own accord. My boss told me to get back to work!
Nah, there's not too much to do for me today though the rest of the guys are horribly busy patching.


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