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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 06:55:00 - [151]
 

Originally by: Scius
Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 06:53:59
Please, no more!!! Rolling Eyes

Stop camping this thread of death!!!


Apparently, you've had bad luck with camps this week, haven't you?

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 06:57:00 - [152]
 

Sissies FTW!!!

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 06:58:00 - [153]
 

Viper, everytime you post, I smile. I know I must've ****ed you off SO much that you have camped this thread and actually are posting to everything I say. You're really building up my ego, bro.Very Happy

Sakura Nihil
Caldari
Selective Pressure
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:01:00 - [154]
 

Viper wins this thread, without a doubt.

Aphotic Raven
Gallente
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:01:00 - [155]
 

Originally by: jdok
Can anyone think of anything more utterly fail than this in the history of eve? I sure can't. (titan losses excluded).


Dude even the titan pilots all have excuses for their stupidity.... this guy is just amazing.

I love how he compares himself to "spartans" from a theatrical movie in which 300 of them die killing approximately 13billion enemies...

I thought ebay disallowed account selling now? wonder where he found it... guess he is trying to laugh it off now that its name isnt work 12 isk Razz

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:02:00 - [156]
 

Originally by: Scius
Viper, everytime you post, I smile. I know I must've ****ed you off SO much that you have camped this thread and actually are posting to everything I say. You're really building up my ego, bro.Very Happy


Glad I could make an impact on your life.

Internets are serious business; enjoy your pixels.

Aphotic Raven
Gallente
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:05:00 - [157]
 

Originally by: Scius
Viper, everytime you post, I smile. You're really building up my ego, bro.Very Happy


Dear god.

Should we tell him to quit eve or quit life? Confused

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:06:00 - [158]
 

Originally by: Aphotic Raven
Originally by: Scius
Viper, everytime you post, I smile. You're really building up my ego, bro.Very Happy


Dear god.

Should we tell him to quit eve or quit life? Confused



Since telling him to quit life might warrant a forum warning, perhaps we should only tell him to quit EvE.

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:08:00 - [159]
 


Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:09:00 - [160]
 


Liora Vahan
Gallente
Star Of Athena
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:12:00 - [161]
 

Just posting in an epic thread.

BTW dude, since you've got such a bad name now, i'll buy your character for 400mil.

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:14:00 - [162]
 

LOL. Get Paid?

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:15:00 - [163]
 

Edited by: Viper ShizzIe on 26/08/2007 07:16:35
Originally by: Scius
LOL. Get Paid?


*EDIT, yeah, that one would probably get me a warning too, eh?

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:21:00 - [164]
 

Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 07:23:19
Be respectful of others at all times.
The purpose of the forum is to provide a platform for the exchange of ideas. Occasionally, there will be conflicts that arise when people voice opinions. Be courteous when disagreeing with others. It is possible to disagree without being insulting.

Ranting is prohibited
A rant is a post which is long-winded, redundant and filled with angry, non-constructive comments. A free exchange of ideas is essential to building a strong sense of community and helpful in the development of the game, but rants are disruptive and incite flaming and trolling. Please post your thoughts in a concise, clear manner and avoid going off on rambling tangents.

Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts which are designed to personally berate or insult another. Text of this nature is not beneficial to the community spirit and will not be tolerated. Corporation, faction members and other players are cautioned to avoid allowing an "in character" dispute become an "out of character" personal attack. The game is designed for role playing and/or portraying a role and it is sometimes easy for tempers to flare when the lines between the virtual world and the real world are crossed. Keep in-game disputes in the game and off the forum, please, unless it is clearly a mutual, in character exchange.

Control Your E-Anger Today ***** EDIT

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:31:00 - [165]
 

And the point of me posting is to create many lulz.

Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:32:00 - [166]
 


Righteous Fury
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:34:00 - [167]
 

Is defending your honor going to be another Eve meme, inspired by the same residents of Fountain that brought you "your violence of many boats?"

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:34:00 - [168]
 

Originally by: Righteous Fury
Is defending your honor going to be another Eve meme, inspired by the same residents of Fountain that brought you "your violence of many boats?"


We violence your boats of honor?

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:47:00 - [169]
 

At the end of the day, I can afford to lose a dread or two, prolly five, or six. What do you guys do when you lose ships in Querious? =)

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:48:00 - [170]
 

Originally by: Scius
At the end of the day, I can afford to lose a dread or two, prolly five, or six. What do you guys do when you lose ships in Querious? =)


Feel like cynoing a few of them into lowsec for me?

Scius
Amarr
RUDEL SCHMUTZIGER BERGBAUER
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:56:00 - [171]
 

Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 07:58:30
Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 07:56:38
Oh, yes. Very soon. =) Anyway, enough talk. I am done here. Talk amongst yourselves.

Sleep Well, Righteous Fairy, if you can manage to. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Viper ShizzIe
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.08.26 07:57:00 - [172]
 

Originally by: Scius

Righteous Fairy


Oh, I see what you did there!

Sextus Licinius
Caldari
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.08.26 09:51:00 - [173]
 

Originally by: Sacul
whoever said whine, popcorn and cheese dont go along is sooo wrong.

pulling a Scius is now a new catch phrase


roflmao Sacul you've justa added a new word in EVE vocabulary, simply genius Laughing

Originally by: Sakura Nihil
Viper wins this thread, without a doubt.


Actually Sacul wins this thread with inventing a new tactic Scius pulled. "Pulling a Scius" just earned its place among "he didn't want that dread and nightmare anyway" and he got "mad props for bringing it" but also including the other two.
"Pulling a Scius" from now on means the highest level of utterly pwning yourself. I am humbly gratefull for being in this thread among you immortals Laughing

Sakura Nihil
Caldari
Selective Pressure
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.08.26 10:20:00 - [174]
 

Originally by: Sextus Licinius
Originally by: Sakura Nihil
Viper wins this thread, without a doubt.


Actually Sacul wins this thread with inventing a new tactic Scius pulled. "Pulling a Scius" just earned its place among "he didn't want that dread and nightmare anyway" and he got "mad props for bringing it" but also including the other two.
"Pulling a Scius" from now on means the highest level of utterly pwning yourself. I am humbly gratefull for being in this thread among you immortals Laughing


Mmmm, I suppose I'll give you that one should it stay popular after a week Razz, sort of like how 'pulling a CYVOK' still has meaning to cap pilots today.

Agreed on the definition, by the way Cool.

Kostantin Mort
Amarr
Naqam
Exalted.
Posted - 2007.08.26 10:47:00 - [175]
 

Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:31
Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:02
Originally by: Scius
The Mafia never fought unfairly. They never shot anyone in the back or harmed a child or woman. If someone did, it wasn't issued by a Don and was dealt with. I was told a Cyno would be prepared, as I stated in my explanation, had you of not been ignorant and read it, you'd know. Look, we can bicker about this video game all-day. When it boils down to it. I don't believe in running. I don't believe in. I'm not changing my beliefs for anyone.

If you think this is how the mafia works, you are really, really mistaken and a bigger idiot than I thought at first. The mafia doesn't give a damn about honour, they just care about money. They blew up a motorway bridge to kill one of the judges that was going against them in italy: in other words, they don't care who they kill, they have no honour at all. I suggest you shut up about something you have no clue about except in movies and please only limit your stupidity to EVE and not the rest of the world.

EDIT: And I know it's late, but it annoyed me to no end when I read it :P

Sakura Nihil
Caldari
Selective Pressure
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.08.26 10:57:00 - [176]
 

Originally by: Kostantin Mort
Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:31
Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:02
Originally by: Scius
The Mafia never fought unfairly. They never shot anyone in the back or harmed a child or woman. If someone did, it wasn't issued by a Don and was dealt with. I was told a Cyno would be prepared, as I stated in my explanation, had you of not been ignorant and read it, you'd know. Look, we can bicker about this video game all-day. When it boils down to it. I don't believe in running. I don't believe in. I'm not changing my beliefs for anyone.

If you think this is how the mafia works, you are really, really mistaken and a bigger idiot than I thought at first. The mafia doesn't give a damn about honour, they just care about money. They blew up a motorway bridge to kill one of the judges that was going against them in italy: in other words, they don't care who they kill, they have no honour at all. I suggest you shut up about something you have no clue about except in movies and please only limit your stupidity to EVE and not the rest of the world.

EDIT: And I know it's late, but it annoyed me to no end when I read it :P

Mhm, quite. People with power generally like to hold onto it with whatever means they have at their disposal.

PS: I still have your corpses buddy, *prods*.

Teron D'Amun
Caldari
Slacker Industries
Confederation of Independent Corporations
Posted - 2007.08.26 11:15:00 - [177]
 

The e-honor is strong in Scius.
May Tyrrax guide him well, he is now your lord and master.

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2007.08.26 12:27:00 - [178]
 

Edited by: Grimpak on 26/08/2007 12:27:45
this thread has:

50% lols
50% legend
50% Laughing


ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PER CENT EPIC MOTHER****ER


Laughing

MassonA
Caldari
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
Posted - 2007.08.26 13:00:00 - [179]
 

Originally by: Grimpak
Edited by: Grimpak on 26/08/2007 12:27:45
this thread has:

50% lols
50% legend
50% Laughing


ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PER CENT EPIC MOTHER****ER


Laughing


this?

7shining7one7
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.08.26 13:41:00 - [180]
 

Edited by: 7shining7one7 on 26/08/2007 14:03:20
Scius you should probably learn when to speak and when not to.

You messed up, plain and simple. There's no way around it. Even 3 months old eveians know more about ship fittings, strategy, tactical analysis and common sense than you do.

And your senseless incoherent responses and preposterous use of the mafia as a so so benevolent organization, (get off soprano and get in reality please..) is only surpassed in stupidity by your immense eve blooper.

You should maybe just have had a big laugh over that you messed up, and bowed to the smack you brought on yourself with the comments after it happened.. cause you got mad.. which resulted in you being kicked... but no.. it's about honor right..

Ok so let me get this straight. You stupidly fly into a known pirate area and engage an Eos.

mom and support warps in and you loose the battle.

Now cause you didn't do tactical analysis, you so foolishly lost 5b worth of fittings. You were mad about this.

and so you expect your entire corp to cyno in capitals to take them out.. cause you messed up solo pvp'ing?

And let's just remember how far away from home you were.. and you expect this in low sec where mom's are nigh untouchable (there's a couple threads about it in case you don't know why). that's just preposterous.. so the corp declines and u call them wusses.. you messed up, not once but twice, and lost 10b worth of ship and fittings, and then you go smack the corp.. and get kicked as a result? where's the common sense?

You can afford loosing multiple dreads at the end of the day you say, so it doesn't matter..

Oh! Then why did it matter that you lost that Nightmare to the Eos/Nyx/Support? Why did it then matter that you lost the Revelation with fitted cargo expanders?.. Good question really.

But.. damn.. expectance of cyno or not.. that fit is just ridiculous.. How long did you honestly think you'd last against a mom low sec gatecamp with that setup?.. what you say? when the fleet "showed up" they would stop targetting you? orly ^_^ even if the corp would have cyno'd in a fleet.. you would've still died. So the 2nd blooper would have happened regardless of cyno.

Well i hope ur happy with a lot of people wanting to pop you now to collect all those nice iskies that you seem to flaunt around like it was nothing. Mr. "oh i can afford loosing like 5-6 dreads" orly ^_^ nice loot!

I have no idea how this guy made it into IAC, but since he's so fracking rich as he says, i think IAC should pop him a few times to get some carriers and moms built.. by his own reckoning he can afford it... and he doesn't care really cause he can afford to loose 5-6 dreads and probably more.. so it's no biggie :)

my advice to you Scius. shut up and learn from your mistakes!

I highly recommend reading the battle of The Battle of Vak’Atioth where the Amarrian fleet gets oblitterated by the Jovians due to lack of:

Arrow Tactical analysis
Arrow Organization
Arrow Communication
Arrow Strategy

and offcourse the winner.. *ding ding ding*

Arrow COMMON SENSE!!!

A hybris / nemesis defeat of proportions.. Much like you... engaging the Eos with your nightmare, in a renowned low sec area erroneously believing there was no support coming (offcourse there is a mom there) knowing when to fly away and live to fight another day, is indeed valuable, as long as it's the best thing to do offcourse.

Look before you leap Scius ^_^

offcourse that's just my oppinion.. Laughing you can go on messing up and about, left and right.. if you like... and besides.. the "i pulled a Scius" phrase is quite catchy... say it out loud now Scius.. cmon i know you wanna hehe.. i'm gonna teach it to some newbies it'll be a good laugh..

"Velator blows up.. Ooh my daaaamn.. "

"what happened?"

"oh.. i pulled a Scius.. was fricking hilarious mwuahahahaha" Razz


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