Posted - 2007.07.11 06:22:00 - [3]

 

Edited by: Vladimir Norkoff on 19/07/2007 18:14:19


Audit Log 20070716.0214 - Following the destruction of the agency's ProbeDomi, the NSENT criminals appear to feel they have free reign of the constellation. A delusion they must be quickly disabused of. Surveillance indicates NSENT Moa piloted by leatherslave Bambuu has left system. Local contacts identify deviant's location, and logic dictates most probable return route. Pull Myrmidon from previous "employment" out of storage, prime systems, warp to jumpgate. Minutes pass.

Eventually the gate activates and Bambuu's transponder signal appears in local comm channel. Sensor boosters engaged. Five seconds pass. Nothing appears. 10 seconds. 15 seconds. Agent Norkoff smiles wolfishly. 20 seconds. Sentry drones deployed. CreoDron Gardes, standard issue. 30 seconds. Finally the Moa uncloaks with a screech. Targeting systems lock instantly. The Moa's shields disappear in the first volley of rail slugs and drone plasma bolts. The Moa pivots towards the gate, signature radius blossoming as it engages it's microwarp in a futile attempt to run back to the gate. Perfect railgun strikes punch through the Moa's armor, flames jetting out the exit holes. With the third volley, 9 seconds after uncloaking, the Moa disintegrates into wreckage and a lonely pod. Targeters lock, pod scrambled.

Suspect Bambuu - Employee of suspect corporation; multiple counts of resisting audit; involved in destruction of beloved IRS battleship. Terminal sanction. Railguns ripple in volley.



Audit Log 20070719.1643 - That last few days have been eventful, to say the least. A few small skirmishes have lead to the loss of an NSENT frigate and hauler, and the impound of 125K m3 of Plagioclase. However, for the most part the NSENT employees have begun hiding in higher sec systems, where they have obviously bribed corrupt forces in both Concord and the Caldari State to shoot IRS agents on sight. It is a shameful day when you can't even trust your own government.

The NSENT bribes extended even further into Concord than previously expected. Corrupt Concord bureaucrats oppossed the IRS audit on NSENT, citing some archaic and byzantine precedents from the Yulai Conventions. Audit applications resubmitted and filed.

Unfortunately, the illegal action by Concord and their subsequent extortive "legal fees" imposed a slight delay on the audit process. A delay which allowed NSENT to officially merge with their shadowy overlords - Combined Planetary Union (CPU). 23 corporations, 473 members. A crime syndicate spanning the galaxy, using fear, intimidation, and money to get their way. A smug letter from a weasely corrupt Concord clerk informed the agency that hostilities would begin in 24 hours. An overwhelming foe. A bribed police regime. Extortive legal fees meant to crush any resistance. There is no shame in cancelling an audit under such conditions.

But the IRS does not waver from their path. The IRS does not shirk it's duty. The IRS does allow any corporation, no matter how powerful or influential, to neglect their tax obligations. The audit will continue. Past due fees will be collected.

And yet still, the Concord trickery continued. A mere two hours after receiving the letter hostilities commenced. Local commchat filled with red. Various skirmishes ensued over the course of the following 12 hours resulting in the loss of one CPU Blackbird and no IRS losses.

Current CPU/NSENT taxes and fines stand at 203,000,000 ISK.

Posted - 2007.07.11 10:14:00 - [5]

 

Heh thats a long winded way of sayin you're extorting them if you ask me..

Posted - 2007.07.15 17:01:00 - [7]

 

Yo Vladimir, w haven't paid any taxes in ages. Want to try your luck?

Posted - 2007.07.15 22:51:00 - [9]

 

Posted - 2007.07.19 09:31:00 - [11]

 

Dear Mr. Norkoff.

Having gone over our books, we have found that, in fact, we have paid too much in taxes lately. As a result, we request that the IRS pays back 70 million to the NSENT. Furthermore, we also request that the IRS replace ships lost and will be willing to settle for a total of 100million in repayment. As for the loss of IRS ships, this was obviously a result of self defence from the brave pilots under our flag and will as such not be reimbursed in any way by NSENT.

Yours sincerely,
Artovictus.

Posted - 2007.07.20 19:53:00 - [13]

 

Vladimir Norkoff

- A member of the Black Rabbits for six months. In other words a pirate.

-IRS in your own words "is a completely fictious bureau independent of and unconnected to any government, empire, or alliance in the EVE universe". So your not working for anyone.

Since your keeping the "income" then it can only be assumed that your working for yourself, and your past speaks for itself so a conclusion can be easily reached.

Posted - 2007.07.23 09:14:00 - [15]

 

Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff

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Edited by: Vladimir Norkoff on 20/07/2007 19:02:50




In this particular case, it was two individuals by the names of Padraig Oriley and Ryan Thiradeaux. Whatever happened to proper Caldari names like D34THST4LK3R, ikillurface, or Vladimir Norkoff? I'll tell you what happened, we let social parasites like these two into our space. One can obviously tell just by their names that they are illegal,

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AMEN!

Posted - 2007.07.23 22:55:00 - [17]

 

Audit Log 20070722.0214 - I love it when a plan comes together! Previous surveillance of the Mito constellation had lead to the near loss of an IRS Drake. Arrival through a warp gate was met with a welcoming commitee of CPU interceptors, cruisers, and battleships. They've gotten smarter. Fortunately, the strategic brilliance and forethought of the IRS saved the day with a full rack of stabs. Honestly, you'd think by their actions that they haven't realized that the IRS is always one step ahead of them.

In any case, deeply unnerved by the close call the agency swtiched from the fruitless auditing of NSENT/CPU combat operations to auditing the criminal syndicate's infrastructure. Previously, a CPU tower was identified in Otsasai space outfitted with poorly situated medium artillery, no webs, no disruptors. An obvious job for a small ship, which lead to the agency's purchase of an Imicus frigate. While most would scoff at the Imicus as a substandard ship, the attractive saleswoman with the plunging neckline assured me that it did indeed function admirably as a surveillance ship just as it says in the description. Knowing that sales associates never lie, and firmly believing in the ship's assests, we promptly purchased it and set out to further investigate the tower.

Arrival at the tower revealed some new additions. Stasis web battery. Warp Disruption Battery. Small Autocannon. Apparently monkies can learn. The tower initiated hostilities when it eventually fired back, and a quick warp off prevented any further damage. So while still in one piece, the agency found itself saddled with a fairly crappy frigate of questionable usefulness. Bloody lying tramp. I knew I never should have bought this thing. Well nothing to do but patrol the area I guess. A few jumps take us a little farther south than we normally go, and local commchat indicates a pair of CPU hooligans. Luna HI, a known prostitute and part time ore smuggler; and Cerb Windu her creepy companion and dogsbody. A quick scan identifies them in a belt, undoubtably mining without a license. Ship identification shows a Badger and a... HULK?!! Bingo!

Slam the warp accelerator and charge the Imicus into the belt! Both targets over 20km off, Hulk/Luna to the right, Badger/Windu to the left. No question which is target. Hulk has Acolytes and Valks out. Could be bad. Kick in the afterburner and light it up with targeters. Try to close to the ridiculously short range of a scrambler. Hulk warps. Graaah!! Flip around and head towards the Badger. 20km. 15. 10. 9. 8. Badger warps. Son of a-!! Drum fingers on console fuming. Well at least they left the drones. Trundle on over to scoop them up. Suddenly there's a flash of red on the screen. Incoming! It's.. the Hulk? Wtf?! Warps right on top of me. Oookkaayy. All your drone are now belong to us, ace. Targeters lock. Release Hobgoblins. Fire ACs. Engage scrambler that she was so kind to warp into range of. Steadily chewing through shield. Hulk futily thrashing around boosting shields and attmepting to warp. Transmit request for payment of past due taxes. Request denied with some choice vulgarities. So be it. Hulk into armor. This is going to be so sweet. Huh? Wha's that? Flash of red out of the corner of my eye. Windu. Caracal. Damn! Windu locking. Hulk in armor. Windu firing missiles. Taking heavy damage. Hulk still in armor. Jammed. FFS DIE YOU STUPID HULK!! Windu closing into disruptor range. Slam the button and warp away cursing the entire time... So close.

Posted - 2007.07.24 03:52:00 - [19]

 

Edited by: Xavier Fate on 24/07/2007 03:52:47

Quote:

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From a friend of mine in DED. On no accord should anyone believe anything that Mr. Norbitt says or does is legit.

Concord DED Criminal history record for ID 15304757539

NOTICE
THE FOLLOWING TRANSCRIPT OF RECORD IS FURNISHED FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY.
SECONDARY DISSEMINATION OF THIS CRIMINAL HISTORY RECORD INFORMATION IS
PROHIBITED UNLESS IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE CONCORD DED CRIMINAL RECORDS
PRIVACY ACT, CHAPTER 211.349c.

SID # 15304757539
NAME Vance Norbitt
AKA Vladimir Norkoff
AKA Vicky Norton

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What I truly do not understand in this on-going rant of publically filed audit logs, is how anyone expects to carry out an active extortion racket while at the same time broadcasting their records of extortion publically.

Sir, Mr. Norkoff, you are not the 'Taxman.' Nothing in the word Taxman actually appropriately defines 'Mugger.'

Even the name of your corporation insinuates petty theft.

Posted - 2007.07.25 07:01:00 - [21]

 

Edited by: Xavier Fate on 25/07/2007 07:03:08
Edited by: Xavier Fate on 25/07/2007 07:01:14

Originally by: Petter Sandstad

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I would like to thank mr. Norkoff for perfectly illustrating the nature of taxes. Taxes is nothing else than force, and it is irrelevant whether it is levied by one's own corporation or by a foreign corporation.

This statement is however in no way a support of the NSENT corporation. As it itself levies taxes on its employees, it has accepted the principle that taxes (i.e. force) is legitimate. There is in principle not much that seperates the NSENT from mr. Norkoff.

The only defence against tax leviation is the principle that the initiation of force is illegitimate. Unfortunately the undersigned is aware of only a few entities in the universe that upholds this last premise.

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Not entirely accurate. Well, not at all really. In fact, there isn't even a remote parallel for me to really discuss. Your argument is without merit. However, I will explain it, so you will continue to not understand and others can observe it for humor.

I choose to be in a corporation who levies taxes, and not all of them do. I understand that a communal wealth lends itself to stability. The taxes are not forced but rather, in light choice volunteered. The taxation is, in all actuality, a convenience of sorts for negotiating the means of voluntary contribution to the greater whole.

Can taxes be abused? Definately.
In the end, are taxes escapable - easily? Yes.

The difference between Mr. Mugger and a Corporate Tax is quite simple.

No one in my corp has ever killed me for missing a payment.


The above described escapades are elitist, violent, and - most importantly, overly ignorant.

If he had an actual real philosophical premise for the justification of his wanton ignorance, it might even fall into the realm of tolerable, but it is instead the work of defective genes accurately cloned into - defective genes.

Posted - 2007.07.25 21:14:00 - [23]

 

Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff

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Dear Mr/Mrs(?) Fate,

I am not entirely sure why you choose to subject the universe to your "armchair economic" ramblings. However, as I am a tax professional I feel it is my duty to dissect your poorly strung together chain of thoughts and reveal it for the insipid idiocy that it truely is. While I am sure that your gibbering plays well in the hedonistic, short attention span theater that defines Gallente "culture", any person with a marginal amount of intelligence can identify it for liberal fecal spewing it is. Now please pay attention.

All taxes are indeed levied by force. Taxes are taken, they are not volunteered. They are a requirement imposed by a stronger party upon a weaker one as a measure of tribute and power. What you naively call "tax", is actually just charity. If you wish to give your money away, that's fine. You are certainly a posterchild for the decadent communist welfare state that spawned you. However, please bear in mind that those who take charity are inherently unworthy of receiving it. They are the shackles on the economy that drag it down, stifling it's strength and vitality. If you take a close look at yourself and your pathetic commune (I hesitate to call it a corporation), you will undoubtably see that this is true.

The fact that "No one in [your] corp has ever killed [you] for missing a payment" simply reinforces your commune's corrupt nature. If a payment is required, it must be enforced. It is that simple. The failure to enforce rules and requirements leads to a breakdown of the very structure of society itself. Society is ruled by, and flourishes under, a strong set of laws. Those who flout the laws have no place in society and must be weeded out. Fortunately the Income Redistribution Service is here to help make, interpret, and enforce those laws.

Sincerely,

Vladimir Norkoff, Agent/CEO
Income Redistribution Service

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See above. Won’t bother reposting it. Laughing too hard.

Posted - 2007.07.26 21:51:00 - [25]

 

Edited by: Xavier Fate on 26/07/2007 21:51:47

Originally by: Robert Nashar

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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff

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"Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst." - Jean Rasczak, Philosopher/Hero

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This quote is ridiculous, friend. Violence may solve problems, however only temporarily. It causes anger, fear, and aggression all of which are counter-productive and cause us to lose focus on the things that mean the most to us.

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While I applaufd the attempt, I have to disagree with you here as well. While a peaceful resolution to a conflict would be ideal - it is more often then not mipossible. So we turn to the next step - violence. Our problems will resolve or we will die trying. And when we die, the problem is solved. When our opposition dies, the problem is solved. Only when both sides cower from conflict does the problem remain. The 'peaceful' solution - the ceasefire, more often then not, begets only another war, later in time, more bloody and more costly then the first.

Violence has always, and will always unify, not divide, by its very premise. It is destroying or weakening those that would oppose you.

Certainly, there may be a case of a martyr or some temporal rally against this tactic. There may an increase in resistance, but this is temporary.

With just time, training and fear and any man can be a tool of any other - no matter the cause.

Posted - 2007.07.26 23:48:00 - [27]

 

Originally by: Madam Dinahkarr

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When there is a purpose, violence can be an effective method of achieving one's goals. On the flipside, and as Mr. Fate has mentioned, peaceful resolutions are ideal. The common man would most likely tire and weaken under constant violent scenarios, which, speaking on the topic of achieving goals, would make them unfavorable for long term use. It's and iffy subject I'm afraid, and I for one, do not exclusively support either. Use what works.

Now, as for Mr. Norkoff's slightly iffy interpretation of tribute/tax enforcement, I must disagree with how you think taxes should be enforced -- this being based solely on your response to Mr. Fate. For instance, I owe a monthly tuition to the Imperial Academy -- if I were to not pay it, well, guess what would happen? Based on your standards, my dues would be "enforced", quite barbaricly from what I can tell.

Thankfully, what would happen in actuality would be that I'd recieve a letter, and I'd be thrown out. You'd be surprised how that could leave me in a perilous position, considering that I have studies to keep on top of. As you can see, there are certainly non-violent ways of putting someone under the crunch.

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Well spoken and accurate, I am surprised. I didn't think the Imperial Academy fostered that kind of reasonable philosophy.

Posted - 2007.07.27 02:06:00 - [29]

 

Originally by: Robert Nashar

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As for this taxman... A Tax Collecter is one of the most hated people, though I feel sorry for the position he holds, i do not feel sorry for him for choosing his profession.

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You have obviously not read the long discussion here.

Second, Caldari is just a word that represents a race. Imperial however, does not represent a race, it represents an affiliation. It is her Chosen affiliation. Choice. There is no one stopping her from leaving it.

The difference is immense - like night and day.

Obviously.