| Author |
Topic |
Lok Ta'car
Gallente
Digital Foundry
Coalition of Carebear Killers |
Posted - 2007.07.02 13:54:00 - [ 31]
> roll down windows
> drive to dance club
> pick up girls |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:04:00 - [ 32]
 Originally by: Lok Ta'car
> roll down windows
> drive to dance club
> pick up girls
I drove downtown with windows rolled down. I picked up a girl, she's screaming and kicking and her mother is begging me to have mercy on her daughter. What should i do now? |
Benco97
Gallente
Terraprobe Dynamics |
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:07:00 - [ 33]
>USE pen on Girl |
PKlavins
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:12:00 - [ 34]
> After USING pen on girl, put girl down
> Drive to burger joint, enter it, take out a banana and announce a hold up in a texan accent. |
Luffy Sama
Gallente
Digital Foundry |
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:17:00 - [ 35]
> After stickup eat banana
> run away
> Use banana peel to trip over the police officer running after you
> ???
> profit |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:28:00 - [ 36]
Pen is now firmly stuck in girl's eyeball.
I have recieved a black eye from her mother's RIGHTIOUS fury.
I have stolen a banana from the nearest grocery.
I enter a sweaty, barn smelling burger joint and point the banana at the asian lady behind the counter and shout "This is a raid!"
Asian lady runs back, puts all raw meat in a plastic bag and hands to me.
Fat guy in the corner has a heart attack.
I switfly run out of burger joint with bag full of raw burgers and a splash of mayo.
Could not consume banana in single bite. Proceeding with former plans with the banana sticking out of my mouth.
I am now standing outside burger join with no police in sight. I can go down towards the main shopping street. I can go up towards main clubbing area.
Or i can go forward towards the bank and a mini-mall. |
PKlavins
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:35:00 - [ 37]
> Go to nearest club, throwing your banana at the bouncer
> Attempt to make conversation with girls using your fast-food |
Locus Bey
Gallente
OCA2
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:39:00 - [ 38]
Edited by: Locus Bey on 02/07/2007 14:38:50
> put meat down trousers and in armpits, and dance like a beast
> tell swarming girls you got a hard banana, pointing at collapsed bouncer
|
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 14:48:00 - [ 39]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 14:49:08
Found dance club with bouncer. Attempted to throw sloppy banana at him but it had turned into goo. Goo splattered on his face and into his eyes. He was not knocked out but blinded.
Continued attempts to knock him out with hamburgers resulted in him slipping on mayo burger. He is now laying on the ground with a bleeding headwound. Proceeding into dance club.
Looting bouncer: Cellphone, keyes, bouncer ID badge, 65$ and a wallet. |
Lok Ta'car
Gallente
Digital Foundry
Coalition of Carebear Killers |
Posted - 2007.07.02 15:29:00 - [ 40]
Originally by: Locus Bey
Edited by: Locus Bey on 02/07/2007 14:38:50
> put meat down trousers and in armpits, and dance like a beast
> tell swarming girls you got a hard banana, pointing at collapsed bouncer
> and flash your 65$ |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 15:37:00 - [ 41]
Multiple girls approached me at the club tonight.
I had 2 beers, then i had 4 shots of tequila.
Then i danced.
Then i had another beer, and some vodka.
Then i woke up with a major headache.
I see fences everywhere around the small grassy area i woke up in.
There's a Panda and her cub hiding in the corner of the small area, and there are parts of what looks like used to be 4 goats.
There also seems to be a crashed helicopter on the fence, i can likely get out of there that way.
I still have my cellphone, one hamburger in my underwear and my segway is lying on the grass beside me, but it's pink now.
What should i do. |
Luffy Sama
Gallente
Digital Foundry |
Posted - 2007.07.02 15:54:00 - [ 42]
> use seegway to drive over the cub
> if it still lives, kill it with fire
> drive to helicopter
> lift segway over fence
> climb over fence
> look around |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 15:57:00 - [ 43]
Originally by: Luffy Sama
> use seegway to drive over the cub
> if it still lives, kill it with fire
> drive to helicopter
> lift segway over fence
> climb over fence
> look around
I have been mauled and barely crippled over the fence leaving my segway behind. The cub died :D Sweet victory. |
Samuel Carthage |
Posted - 2007.07.02 16:02:00 - [ 44]
Edited by: Samuel Carthage on 02/07/2007 16:01:55
> skin bear and use hide as clothing, claim yourself as an (asian) viking. |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 16:07:00 - [ 45]
Originally by: Samuel Carthage
Edited by: Samuel Carthage on 02/07/2007 16:01:55
> skin bear and use hide as clothing, claim yourself as an (asian) viking.
Righteous bear body armor equipped. Added the claws to my hands for good measures. Accidentally consumed some blood from the dead panda cub and went into a bloodlusting frenzy and mowed down some innocent people. They all spoke something i thought was russian. |
PKlavins
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 18:18:00 - [ 46]
> Russian KGB agents demand to know what you are doing here
> You notice a large beehive hanging just above their heads... |
GM Voodoo
 |
Posted - 2007.07.02 18:42:00 - [ 47]
Originally by: Mystic Tomato
Multiple girls approached me at the club tonight.
I had 2 beers, then i had 4 shots of tequila.
Then i danced.
Then i had another beer, and some vodka.
Then i woke up with a major headache.
I see fences everywhere around the small grassy area i woke up in.
There's a Panda and her cub hiding in the corner of the small area, and there are parts of what looks like used to be 4 goats.
There also seems to be a crashed helicopter on the fence, i can likely get out of there that way.
I still have my cellphone, one hamburger in my underwear and my segway is lying on the grass beside me, but it's pink now.
...you managed all that with only 65 dollars??? |
Lok Ta'car
Gallente
Digital Foundry
Coalition of Carebear Killers |
Posted - 2007.07.02 19:20:00 - [ 48]
Originally by: GM Voodoo
Originally by: Mystic Tomato
Multiple girls approached me at the club tonight.
I had 2 beers, then i had 4 shots of tequila.
Then i danced.
Then i had another beer, and some vodka.
Then i woke up with a major headache.
I see fences everywhere around the small grassy area i woke up in.
There's a Panda and her cub hiding in the corner of the small area, and there are parts of what looks like used to be 4 goats.
There also seems to be a crashed helicopter on the fence, i can likely get out of there that way.
I still have my cellphone, one hamburger in my underwear and my segway is lying on the grass beside me, but it's pink now.
...you managed all that with only 65 dollars???
He stole $2000 when he got the jaguar. |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 19:41:00 - [ 49]
> Wait for police
> Point out to police that in Soviet Russia, criminal arrest you
> Arrest police |
Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Ushra'Khan |
Posted - 2007.07.02 19:45:00 - [ 50]
>DROP pants
>Gooooooooood times |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 20:32:00 - [ 51]
I drop my pants.
All efforts to do anything else fail miserably. I drop to the ground and fall asleep.
Now i wake up at the hospital. The doors to my room are closed and there is nobody in sight. |
Shameless Avenger |
Posted - 2007.07.02 20:47:00 - [ 52]
>inventory |
PKlavins
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 20:54:00 - [ 53]
> Among other things in your inventory, you have a lightsabre.
> You also find ****. |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 21:16:00 - [ 54]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 21:23:01 Originally by: Shameless Avenger
>inventory
Nothing in inventory. However my bloody pants are on the table, in them are: My cellphone, a piece of paper with 16 different phone numbers and 16 different names after each one. 15 of them are girls. There is also a used ticket to legoland (dk) and a VIP pass for two to funker vogt concert in germany, wich are in two days. Further examination: There is a new suit hanging by the screen wich covers my bed and i have some device on my wrist with the word "Cougar bank" printed on it, it looks like a watch but defenately isn't one. Oh and my left pinky toe is missing. |
Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Ushra'Khan |
Posted - 2007.07.02 21:21:00 - [ 55]
>PICK UP cellphone
>call guy, mention you not wearing pants at the moment
>invite to concert |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 23:26:00 - [ 56]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
>PICK UP cellphone
>call guy, mention you not wearing pants at the moment
>invite to concert
He says he will gladly come but he doesn't have money to get over to germany. (I vaguely remember the jaguar from some time ago. Don't know how long it has been,) |
PKlavins
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 23:43:00 - [ 57]
> Phone the girls and invite them to the concert
> You discover a mysterious mayo-covered chinese symbol in the ground...10 meters by 10 metres big. |
Kindakrof
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
|
Posted - 2007.07.03 00:09:00 - [ 58]
Edited by: Kindakrof on 03/07/2007 00:09:42
Woah, havent seen one of theese threads before |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.03 00:10:00 - [ 59]
Originally by: PKlavins
> Phone the girls and invite them to the concert
> You discover a mysterious mayo-covered chinese symbol in the ground...10 meters by 10 metres big.
After an hour of phoning girls i get them rounded up. They gather the money from the jaguar and are ready to get themselves from UK to Germany. mmmm... mayo. What about my wrist thing. |
PKlavins
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
|
Posted - 2007.07.03 00:48:00 - [ 60]
> You decide to go to your local Cougar Sperm Bank and see WTF this bracelet does. hows that?  |
All Channels
Out of Pod Experience