| Author |
Topic |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:28:00 - [ 1]
Hey guys, pssst. I'm at work.
When i /look i see lots of toner boxes. Some shelves with webcams, printers. And then i see the coffee machine. I also notice the entry to the hangar and exit out of this place.
Help me find awesomeness.
(hint: roleplaying) |
Benco97
Gallente
Terraprobe Dynamics |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:34:00 - [ 2]
>inventory |
Indra Sebuchiore |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:37:00 - [ 3]
> Examine coffee machine. |
lofty29
Aliastra
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:37:00 - [ 4]
>Build a fort |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:41:00 - [ 5]
>inventory
I have my cellphone and a pen.
> Coffee machine is working and has coffee ready. There is no sign of Swiss miss.
> Toner box fort built. Webcams set up for security. |
lofty29
Aliastra
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:44:00 - [ 6]
>Make a coffee for rations in the fort |
Benco97
Gallente
Terraprobe Dynamics |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:44:00 - [ 7]
>USE pen on self |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:49:00 - [ 8]
Coffee rations masterplan failed. Fort has crubmled.
I now have multiple phallic like images drawn on my face. |
Benco97
Gallente
Terraprobe Dynamics |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:52:00 - [ 9]
>remove shirt
>tie shirt around head
>wield toner cartridge
>assault co-workers
(I think my work here is done) |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 10:54:00 - [ 10]
 Originally by: Benco97
>remove shirt
>tie shirt around head
>wield toner cartridge
>assault co-workers
(I think my work here is done)
No co-workers within range. either doors are starting to appeal to me. |
Shameless Avenger |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:04:00 - [ 11]
Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 02/07/2007 11:03:47> Siege/Capture/Conquer training facility (printer) > Train soldiers> Assign soldiers to fort |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:07:00 - [ 12]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 11:06:36 Originally by: Shameless Avenger
Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 02/07/2007 11:03:47
> Siege/Capture/Conquer training facility (printer)
> Train soldiers
> Assign soldiers to fort
Fort has been reduced to toner-box-rubble. Report: Man riding segway spottet through the window. |
Benco97
Gallente
Terraprobe Dynamics |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:21:00 - [ 13]
>smash window
>throw toner |
lofty29
Aliastra
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:22:00 - [ 14]
>Climb out window |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:31:00 - [ 15]
Window masterplan failed. Mysterious fly fell from the ceiling with a light bump when touching the paper tray. Too scared to approach.
The toner hit the pant on the shelf and it fell to the floor. |
Shameless Avenger |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:35:00 - [ 16]
> Comendier segway vehicle |
lofty29
Aliastra
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:38:00 - [ 17]
>ride segway to the embodiment of awesomeness |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:45:00 - [ 18]
I proceeded through the exit.
/look
> I'm standing on a street 3 towering buildings behind me, and a valley wich floods on high tide in front of me.
Assaulted segway man.
Segway man ran down the slopes and fell, i lost sight of him.
I have now mounted segway. Both ends of the street lead upwards past the towering buildings on to another street. |
Shameless Avenger |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:49:00 - [ 19]
> Ride segway to the left end of street. |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:54:00 - [ 20]
T intersection ahead. Left leads to multiple car dealerships and repair shops.
Right leads to multiple car dealerships, restaurants and grocery shops. |
Lok Ta'car
Gallente
Digital Foundry
Coalition of Carebear Killers |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:56:00 - [ 21]
Go right to resturaunt. |
Shameless Avenger |
Posted - 2007.07.02 11:58:00 - [ 22]
>Turn cellphone on
>call car dealership
>report bomb threat |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 12:08:00 - [ 23]
Went right. I now see a classy burger joint, a sloppy burger joint with dirty hambeasts in line and a pub. There is also a seafood shop with a stuffed icebear nearby. And a domino's.
Called dealership and reported bombthreat. Dealership man ran out on the street and collapsed, he is now having constant spasms and twitches. |
Shameless Avenger |
Posted - 2007.07.02 12:14:00 - [ 24]
>Go to (now empty) car dealership, steal car and money
|
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 12:19:00 - [ 25]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 12:40:25 Originally by: Shameless Avenger
>Go to (now empty) car dealership, steal car and money
2000$ and Jaguar taken, Segway packed inside back of jaguar. Note: Can of Air duster found in backseat. |
Luffy Sama
Gallente
Digital Foundry |
Posted - 2007.07.02 12:35:00 - [ 26]
kk, find bank, transfer money to paypal account "sinkleir_at_msn.com" |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance |
Posted - 2007.07.02 13:18:00 - [ 27]
>switch on car radio. |
Miss Anthropy
Perkone
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 13:31:00 - [ 28]
Originally by: Benco97
>remove shirt
>tie shirt around head
>wield toner cartridge
>assault co-workers
(I think my work here is done)
lol |
Miss Anthropy
Perkone
|
Posted - 2007.07.02 13:37:00 - [ 29]
Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 02/07/2007 13:36:50 Originally by: Mystic Tomato
Hey guys, pssst. I'm at work.
When i /look i see lots of toner boxes. Some shelves with webcams, printers. And then i see the coffee machine. I also notice the entry to the hangar and exit out of this place.
Help me find awesomeness.
(hint: roleplaying)
>Get webcam >Setup webcam >Remove clothing >Message boss with the installed webcam, and inform him of your resignation and his ineptitude >put clothes back on >exit building |
Mystic Tomato |
Posted - 2007.07.02 13:40:00 - [ 30]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 02/07/2007 13:36:50
>Get webcam
>Setup webcam
>Remove clothing
>Message boss with the installed webcam, and inform him of your resignation and his ineptitude
>put clothes back on
>exit building
Time machine not detected. Car radio is on, random music channel playing Timbaland - The way i are. |
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