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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:18:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 18/04/2005 15:34:09
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Greetings, everyone it has been some time since I last stood behind a podium and made a public announcement, so youll have to forgive me if Im somewhat out of form. The reason I stand here before you is to announce that my mercenary outfit, the Guiding Hand Social Club, has completed its most ambitious contract to date.

Our target was assigned to us many months ago Mirial of Ubiqua Seraph. Our task was to carry out that which the GHSC has now become known for to utterly demolish Mirial and bring all who followed her to their knees in one fell swoop. For those many months, we toiled, secreting our operatives among her ranks, steering her organization through a number of insidiously engineered events meant to engender trust and divert their attention from where it should have been.

Early this morning, our hard work bore fruit. Executing a meticulously planned, thoroughly flawless concerto of simultaneous corp-hangar heists, attacks in open space and facility invasions, the Ubiqua Seraph came to know the wrath of the GHSC first-hand. The result shatters any previous records for sheer scale of such an endeavour:

Hostile assets acquired:

- Modulated Deep Core Miner II BPO
- Covert Ops Cloak II BPO
- Armageddon BPO
- Prophecy BPO
- Malediction BPO
- Arkonor Crystal II BPO
- Scordite Crystal II BPO
- Numerous lesser tech II BPOs

- A few billion ISK in minerals.
- 717 million taken from corporate wallet.
- Two billion taken under the guise of a loan from the executor.

Our net gain from this massive heist is roughly estimated at over 20 billion ISK.

Hostile assets destroyed:

- One Amarr Navy Apocalypse.
- One capsule, belonging to Mirial, known to possess a head full of +4s.
- One dream.

Total damages inflicted are estimated at close to 30 billion ISK.

Further information pending - stay tuned. Thank you all for your time.

Discorporation
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:20:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Discorporation on 18/04/2005 14:23:30
._.

Fatality.

Arenis Xemdal
Amarr
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:22:00 - [3]
 

Fate has put me here, but destiny knows no bounds.


Dorga Khab
Amarr
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:24:00 - [4]
 

YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!! YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!

Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:28:00 - [5]
 

I wish to extend my gratsulations to GHSC and my respect to all involved while carrying this operation out.

I also like to say

Can I have/buy your stuff?

Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:29:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Jasmine Constantine on 18/04/2005 14:41:26

Quote:
- Modulated Deep Core Miner II BPO
- Armageddon BPO
- Arkonor Crystal II BPO
- Scordite Crystal II BPO


Gotta admit if the Guiding Hand guys ever publicised stealing that much mining equipment from Jericho I'd consider quitting and ending myself Shocked



Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:31:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Lianhaun on 18/04/2005 14:31:05
Originally by: Jasmine Constantine

Gotta admit if the Guiding Hand guys ever publised stealing that much mining equipment from Jericho I'd consider quitting and ending myself Shocked




You know you are tempting people right now? In love and war everything is allowed and I heard Star Fraction is still a hated alliance.

Tyrande
Caldari
Jaded Veterans
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:31:00 - [8]
 

Hi UQS.

Not much left of that "uppity ***got" attitude you had before, I assume?

Zeraph Dregamon
Amarr
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:32:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Zeraph Dregamon on 18/04/2005 14:32:50

OH MY WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE

Cardassius
Seraphin Technologies
KrautbreaK
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:32:00 - [10]
 

I bet that the employees from that corporation will have suicide plans now. Cause they cannot do **** to get stuff back.

Good heist though.. but nothing to be proud off.

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:33:00 - [11]
 

Shocked

Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:35:00 - [12]
 


Quote:
You know you are tempting people right now? In love and war everything is allowed and I heard Star Fraction is still a hated alliance.


Well you see Lianhaun, however much you hate us you can't steal from inside my hanger and at the end of the day thats all I care about. There are some benefits to being post-human individualists you know. I don't trust anyone with my stuff.

Call me paranoid but I've heard there are thieves about!



Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:45:00 - [13]
 


Honest question. Given Mirial was the target and not an agent of this how was it possible to change her comms biography?

Ak Gara
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:45:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Ak Gara on 18/04/2005 14:47:03
I too can't help but wonder about what they did that asked for so much wrath.

I also can't help but wonder if the person who hired the GH-SC is having regrets, not knowing just how much wrath he paid for.

Vistilantus
Caldari
Vitriol Ventures
BLACK-MARK
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:47:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Vistilantus on 18/04/2005 14:51:34
edit by me.

they were paid in game to do a job and they did it, hats off to em, perseverance paid off.

Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:49:00 - [16]
 

Quote:


Well you see Lianhaun, however much you hate us you can't steal from inside my hanger and at the end of the day thats all I care about. There are some benefits to being post-human individualists you know. I don't trust anyone with my stuff.

Call me paranoid but I've heard there are thieves about!





After this message I think everybody is paranoid again, and I have heard about your post humanist theories but I can not bring myself to reading all the amateur philosophical theories.

Yet being a post humanist does not guarantee protection against thieves who pose as friends? I think GHCH club shows that anyone can be a victim and it seems so unwise to believe you are excluded because you believe yourself warned enough.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:51:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Jasmine Constantine

Honest question. Given Mirial was the target and not an agent of this how was it possible to change her comms biography?


Such is the quality of our covert operations, that our targets often fall in love with our operatives before we strike. The objective placed that phrase in her bio willingly.

Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:54:00 - [18]
 


Quote:
After this message I think everybody is paranoid again, and I have heard about your post humanist theories but I can not bring myself to reading all the amateur philosophical theories.

Yet being a post humanist does not guarantee protection against thieves who pose as friends? I think GHCH club shows that anyone can be a victim and it seems so unwise to believe you are excluded because you believe yourself warned enough.


lemme explain it to you again then Lianhaun. You just announced that I'm part of a "hated alliance" (SF) and that you applaud corp theft and destruction on the scale of what just happened to Mirial. I just explained to you that since I own all my own stuff and I don't trust anyone with my stuff that I'm relatively happy to be immune to your threats. I don't care what you think about post humanism but you are pro corp theft and you hate us so that makes me very glad my lovely Megathron with the rare mods isn't in the corp hanger right now.

Clearer for you?

I hope so.


Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:58:00 - [19]
 


Quote:
Such is the quality of our covert operations, that our targets often fall in love with our operatives before we strike. The objective placed that phrase in her bio willingly.


Ah gotcha, now I understand, thanks Istvaan. I was wondering :) - that looked like such a complete act of destruction made me think for a minute that Mirial herself might have been coopted - I guess I watch too many real conspiracy holoreels eh? Cool

Khaldorn Murino
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 14:59:00 - [20]
 

I am but a simple warrior, and the great galatic game of espionage and politics are but a closed book to me.

But even I have heard of the mercenaries that are the guiding hand social club. I have no doubt that Istvaan Shogaatsu's ego will be boosted to an even greater size as a result of his actions.

I have no pity for the slavers, they deserve no mercy. But the guiding hands? I wonder if they are any better. For enough money I am sure they themselves would become slavers and attempt to destroy any opposition to it.

Be careful what you feed, for it is a dangerous person who will do anything for isk. Even the slavers have their moral code, as wrong as screwed as it is.

Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:02:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Jasmine Constantine



lemme explain it to you again then Lianhaun. You just announced that I'm part of a "hated alliance" (SF) and that you applaud corp theft and destruction on the scale of what just happened to Mirial. I just explained to you that since I own all my own stuff and I don't trust anyone with my stuff that I'm relatively happy to be immune to your threats. I don't care what you think about post humanism but you are pro corp theft and you hate us so that makes me very glad my lovely Megathron with the rare mods isn't in the corp hanger right now.

Clearer for you?

I hope so.




Originally by: Jasmine Constantine

There are some benefits to being post-human individualists you know. I don't trust anyone with my stuff.




Good good Jasmine, I was beginning to fear that you believed yourself immune because of some new set of beliefs and theories.

You are so sensitive though Jasmine, all i said that I heard that you are still a hated alliance, I never said something about my own poinions on your alliance (well not today). Eventhough you combine my supposed hatred for your alliance and add it with my applause for GHSC it's still lacks some elements to arrive at the conclusions that I am planning to rob you.

All I wanted was to warn that some people who hate your alliance might be tempted by your earlier words of returning to planetlife if anything would be stolen from you or your corp.

But its good to know you atleast are safe from robbery, still don't react as if I just written a promise to come and steal from you when I'm just trying to be friendly. It makes you seem so...impulsive ugh

bonesy19uk
Minmatar
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:02:00 - [22]
 

Whoever the target maybe, whatever moral or political standing towards them may be, I have to say that no-one deserves that.

Naradjah
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:05:00 - [23]
 

Corp theft is quite dishonourable. How can you, Mr Endless Corporation, be so proud of it? Really pathetic.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:09:00 - [24]
 

Funny you should mention Endless - did you know I robbed them too?

Viqer Fell
Minmatar
RETRIBUTIONS.
Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:10:00 - [25]
 

Quite quite pathetic. Podding someone is one thing robbing the entire corps assets thereby stealing from every pilot member is the act of losers. Contemptible.

Tairos Hakonnus
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:12:00 - [26]
 

I'm glad I let Damien Vox pass through Amamake last night, I'd hate to see this sort of thing happen to me. Shocked

Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:14:00 - [27]
 


Quote:
Good good Jasmine, I was beginning to fear that you believed yourself immune because of some new set of beliefs and theories.


Well you know, when one of those theories is "look after yourself and ensure you don't trust external systems and corporations to hold your possessions and wealth" then it is actually quite useful for avoiding getting robbed. Its a known fact that the only people that get corp-thefted are people that trust the wrong people with their stuff. If you make sure you never get into that situation then you won't get corp-thefted of anything that matters.

Quote:
You are so sensitive though Jasmine, all i said that I heard that you are still a hated alliance, I never said something about my own poinions on your alliance (well not today). Eventhough you combine my supposed hatred for your alliance and add it with my applause for GHSC it's still lacks some elements to arrive at the conclusions that I am planning to rob you.


Well I do remember you saying how much you hated us before somewhere (maybe in one of the CVA war discussions) and you are a quite a prominent figure in the capsule pilot community so one must assume for you to go public in such a fashion is intentional statement of warning. And since we both know that corp thefts happen, that you applaud them, and that you have no love for me or my alliance, come'on, its not hard to draw the conclusion that if you were ever in the same corp with me I shouldn't leave my tech2 blasters in the shared hanger Lianhaun! Thats just simple common sense and I'm sure you won't deny me that.

Quote:
All I wanted was to warn that some people who hate your alliance might be tempted by your earlier words of returning to planetlife if anything would be stolen from you or your corp.


I was actually talking a little ironically about the embarrassment of the theft of mining equipment in such value rather than the theft of anything at all. Jericho Fraction has been corp thefted many times by some of the most notorious corp thieves in space, but they generally get nothing more than a few million tritanium (since we are rubbish miners) and some tech1 gear from the shared pvp ghetto hangers. Most we ever lost was about 300m.

I was making a black joke about having mining equipment stolen being worse than the theft itself. Sorry if you didn't get it.

Quote:
But its good to know you atleast are safe from robbery, still don't react as if I just written a promise to come and steal from you when I'm just trying to be friendly. It makes you seem so...impulsive ugh


It didn't sound friendly, it sounded like a threat. I think you need to finish training your social skills Lianhaun. And yes, I'm very impulsive, comes of being the warrior-gal in the family. I don't mince my words and I'm not very diplomatic.

Just the way I am.



Ardor
Bruderschaft des Wahrhaftigen
A.R.K.
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:19:00 - [28]
 

pathetic

Zhou Yu
Gallente
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:21:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Zhou Yu on 18/04/2005 15:24:13

People work very hard for months to save up to buy things like battleship BPO's. A lot of personal time and effort is put into things like that.

By all means, lead a sustained empire war against them, hassle thier mining ops, gank them everywhere, but don't be *****. To infiltrate a corp for months with the sole intent to steal its BPOs is the most disgusting act that could ever be commited.

You made friends, people you talked to and shared with for months but all under false pretences just to steal?

If you're patting your back about the isk value of what you've stole, don't pat to hard, in todays eve economy its not that much of a catch.

Theres nothing to feel proud of - just look at yourselves, petty thieves.


Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2005.04.18 15:23:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Jasmine Constantine


It didn't sound friendly, it sounded like a threat. I think you need to finish training your social skills Lianhaun. And yes, I'm very impulsive, comes of being the warrior-gal in the family. I don't mince my words and I'm not very diplomatic.
Just the way I am.




Free advice form another war gal, never threatend to do anything just do it.

Your conclusions that I'm out to rob your corp is still far fetched, because if you know me better you would know i would never mention it not even as a warning, and I would go for a corp that is known for more richer pickings Wink

For someone who does not mine words, you still write alot of them. Let's get back on the subject and stop argueing over tiny little things, I hope you have something better to do then continue this little argument about who said what and meant something else.


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