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Roxy Aldurald
Posted - 2011.08.01 23:57:00 - [1]
 

Slimy Worm joined our corp, Ace Adventure Corp and killed our freighter. He asked for 200 mil in ransom and got it but killed it anyway. Luckily it wasnt carrying anything really valuable, only a few ships. He did it right after he joined, he wasnt even in the corp for an hour.

We accidentally gave him roles when he joined so we couldnt kick him. After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.

Killmail: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13822880

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.08.02 00:03:00 - [2]
 

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After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.


That's the cherry on the grief cake right there. Laughing

Kitty McKitty
Gallente
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.08.02 00:22:00 - [3]
 

Thank you for reporting this villain. Hopefully someone in the community can do something to exact revenge on this loathsome rogue.

Cordo Draken
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
Posted - 2011.08.02 01:05:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Roxy Aldurald
We accidentally gave him roles when he joined so we couldnt kick him. After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.

Killmail: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13822880


That's Priceless! And just made my day! Thanks for sharing his success! Laughing

Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Posted - 2011.08.02 01:18:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 02/08/2011 01:18:55
Originally by: Roxy Aldurald
After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.




This is worse than spitting in someone's face after mugging them. I applaud him just for doing this.

ps: sucks for ur freighter. soz




Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.08.02 03:05:00 - [6]
 

This thread deserves a medal.

Detroit Diesel
Posted - 2011.08.02 03:12:00 - [7]
 

I gatta say, that was impressive. I'm not a fan of pirates, but admittedly it deserves a big "Well done Slimey".

Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.08.02 03:16:00 - [8]
 

To think this happened in high sec as well. what a dastardly deed.

out of interest, what did the medal say?

Shadow Ballet
Gallente
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2011.08.02 03:22:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
To think this happened in high sec as well. what a dastardly deed.

out of interest, what did the medal say?


I imagine he made it public mr smartypants.

Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.08.02 03:43:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Shadow Ballet
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
To think this happened in high sec as well. what a dastardly deed.

out of interest, what did the medal say?


I imagine he made it public mr smartypants.


durrRolling Eyes

im trying to get OP to look like more of a sap by posting it here.

Try n keep up spank Laughing

CanIHave YourStuff
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.08.02 03:50:00 - [11]
 

I just checked and it doesn't appear to be public.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.08.02 05:48:00 - [12]
 

When I checked it was called "Biggest Ass in Eve". The description was something like "awarded to the biggest pain in the ass I've ever met."

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.08.02 07:05:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Roxy Aldurald
After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.




That is the most precious story I have ever heard. Very Happy


Also, iirc you can petition people who won't dock specifically to avoid a corp kick.

Franny
Mentis Seorsum
Posted - 2011.08.02 07:24:00 - [14]
 

also supposedly, you can kick in space now

I havn't tried it yet... keep meaning to have my cyno alt join and kick

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.08.02 07:42:00 - [15]
 

I saw that you have killed your corpmate after asking for a ransom. Then you refused to dock and demanded a medal. Maybe you do not know who I am, so I will tell you. I am Darius III a duly elected CSM representative.

I would like to go on record, in an official capacity and comment publicly on your conduct. Killing and griefing the guys, in all likelihood, ruined their day and defiantly set them back some cash. All for what? So you could laugh at them? You killed a Freighter within an hour of joining their corp? Are you some sort of homicidal maniac? Why would you do something like this?

As CSM-I hope you did it for the lulz. Please DONT EVER STOP AWOXING. Your actions and the subsequent post by the victims corpmate in Crime and Punishment are what Eve is all about. Great work-and THANKS FROM ALL OF US!

PS you are more than welcome to join Eve's first official Political Party-The Pirate Party has a place for you and other like you-D3

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
Posted - 2011.08.02 07:55:00 - [16]
 

Quote:
After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.


Haha, this is the most 'win' I have read for quite a while.


Tirachi Griffin
Posted - 2011.08.02 09:33:00 - [17]
 

Haha this is awesome! That guy deserves a medal for thi... Oh wait Laughing

Xearal
Minmatar
SOL Industries
Black Thorne Alliance
Posted - 2011.08.02 11:32:00 - [18]
 

first I thought.. oh yawn, another high sec carebear corp that got ganked and went here to cry..
but the medal.. now THAT is style.. Kudo's for that, mister slimy worm.

Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
Black Star Alliance
Posted - 2011.08.02 14:46:00 - [19]
 

I am Shocked but amused to some degree


I ****IN LOVE IT

Galiababa
Minmatar
The Vikings Reborn
Posted - 2011.08.02 15:18:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Roxy Aldurald
Slimy Worm joined our corp, Ace Adventure Corp and killed our freighter. He asked for 200 mil in ransom and got it but killed it anyway. Luckily it wasnt carrying anything really valuable, only a few ships. He did it right after he joined, he wasnt even in the corp for an hour.

We accidentally gave him roles when he joined so we couldnt kick him. After 24 hours he wouldnt dock untill we gave him a medal.

Killmail: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13822880



This made me Horny.

Moe Cizlak
Posted - 2011.08.02 17:54:00 - [21]
 

you should really check corp history of people you recruit

Child Pork
Posted - 2011.08.02 18:40:00 - [22]
 

This thread singlehandedly makes up for all that tedious LS&S drivel from before.

I LikeTurtles
Posted - 2011.08.02 19:32:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Kitty McKitty
Thank you for reporting this villain. Hopefully someone in the community can do something to exact revenge on this loathsome rogue.


I'm gonna rp all over your face

REETARDEDDED
Posted - 2011.08.02 19:33:00 - [24]
 

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.


That's all.

Kitaywa
Posted - 2011.08.03 15:07:00 - [25]
 

Funniest thing i have read for a long time in the forums. Getting a medal from the people you ransomed. Ingenious!

Chock full of win!

Full points to Slimy Worm!

Drykor
Minmatar
Aperture Harmonics
K162
Posted - 2011.08.03 16:16:00 - [26]
 

You gave him a medal? Wow that's just awesome. I also like how he has a monocle as the final insult.

Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2011.08.03 17:23:00 - [27]
 

I can't believe nobody said it, but who would recruit someone named Slimy Worm?

No, really. I'm sincere this time. SLIMY WORM.

Drakesh
Team Lang
Posted - 2011.08.03 18:35:00 - [28]
 

This is the best thing I've read all week - and believe me, I've watched some good films this week

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.08.03 19:40:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Drakesh
This is the best thing I've read all week - and believe me, I've watched some good films this week


I too, read my films.

Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.08.03 19:41:00 - [30]
 

This... this just might catch on.


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