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Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.07.20 00:54:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Digital Messiah on 29/07/2011 11:13:48
Edited by: Digital Messiah on 20/07/2011 22:48:09
Edited by: Digital Messiah on 20/07/2011 02:12:16
Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
All mimsy were ye borogoves;
And ye mome raths outgrabe.

can you name the source?

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Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
Posted - 2011.07.20 00:55:00 - [2]
 

There once was an Amarrian from New Eden..
Who was afraid of being beaten...

Adonis Peverell
Posted - 2011.07.20 00:58:00 - [3]
 

While I'm no Lewis Carol, I have been known to spin the occasional Haiku down in Dodi. Methinks we need an epic poem...

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.07.20 01:05:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Adonis Peverell
While I'm no Lewis Carol, I have been known to spin the occasional Haiku down in Dodi. Methinks we need an epic poem...


We shall have a test
Poetry contest for you
Bring forth a haiku

Morganta
Posted - 2011.07.20 01:09:00 - [5]
 

ccp plans to introduce a portable printing press in the nex store

with that you can publish your works and print all manner of books, tracts, religious screeds and broadsides which you can then sell on the market.

special neutral stations are being constructed in secret locations in jove space as I speak, these will become cultural centers of new eden and provide a communal environment for battle weary pod pilots to take a load off, watch some TV, enjoy a poetry reading or take in a fashion show, do a bit of shopping...

its all part of the grand plan, and its all coming together

MMMMUUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

Adonis Peverell
Posted - 2011.07.20 01:11:00 - [6]
 

Golden monocles.
Do we need this ****, really?
Someone's buying them.

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.07.20 02:11:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Adonis Peverell
Golden monocles.
Do we need this ****, really?
Someone's buying them.


Originally by: Darth Sidious
"Let the hate flow!"

panterus29
Gallente
Blame The Bunny
The Dark Nation
Posted - 2011.07.20 02:47:00 - [8]
 

Fighting, My prey is dead,

My Hull is burning!

Are not the nebulae beautiful?

Cynoalt The 1st
Posted - 2011.07.20 03:14:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Cynoalt The 1st on 20/07/2011 03:14:12
Originally by: Digital Messiah
Edited by: Digital Messiah on 20/07/2011 02:12:16
Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
All mimsy were ye borogoves;
And ye mome raths outgrabe.



Jabberwocky from "alice in wonderland" I believe.

And that isn't a haiku...

Cagot
Spelunkers
Posted - 2011.07.20 03:14:00 - [10]
 

Hayate Tetsukaze (not currently playing) wrote this a few years ago about my playing style:

Swirling drones/
like autumn leaves float/
my dead foes

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.07.20 03:43:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Cynoalt The 1st
Edited by: Cynoalt The 1st on 20/07/2011 03:14:12
Originally by: Digital Messiah
Edited by: Digital Messiah on 20/07/2011 02:12:16
Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
All mimsy were ye borogoves;
And ye mome raths outgrabe.



Jabberwocky from "alice in wonderland" I believe.

And that isn't a haiku...
read the whole thread.

CptConorado
Amarr
Vengeance Imperium
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2011.07.20 04:14:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: CptConorado on 20/07/2011 04:20:47
Edited by: CptConorado on 20/07/2011 04:16:11
Edited by: CptConorado on 20/07/2011 04:15:00
Ponies are so cute
Everyone loves Ponies
Ponies will save EVE
-----------------------
People revolted
EVE was torn asunder by
Incarna and Doors
-----------------------
Ban OP gas thread
EVE-O forums gone to hell
Ponies everywhere

EDIT: Changed something in the second one.
EDIT AGAIN: Added a third one Very Happy

Cool

Heroltior Ghedonia
Posted - 2011.07.20 04:26:00 - [13]
 

My Railguns are Nerf'd
Why did CCP Do it?
....
....
Refrigerator!

ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
Posted - 2011.07.20 04:29:00 - [14]
 

Miilla likes yellow
Gallente want good weapons
ACE McFACE is best

Shivus Tao
Minmatar
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2011.07.20 04:31:00 - [15]
 

A leaked document
Blown far out of proportion
Tears fall everywhere

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:03:00 - [16]
 

Keep them coming! This is great. Laughing

Mupdadoodidda Bix Nood
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:04:00 - [17]
 

Black person running
With KFC and melon
He just stole your bike

St Mio
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:24:00 - [18]
 

I present to you all, the greatest poet in New Eden.

Shivus Tao
Minmatar
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:34:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Shivus Tao on 20/07/2011 06:34:25
Align to the sun
FC, rapier on grid
I am desyncing

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:40:00 - [20]
 

The following link.
May cause you great confusion.
Here it is, Click It

Golden Goose 4CCP
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:44:00 - [21]
 

Actions not words,
CCP holds their tongues,
Golden Geese dying

Little Simon
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:48:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Shivus Tao
Edited by: Shivus Tao on 20/07/2011 06:34:25
Align to the sun
FC, rapier on grid
I am desyncing


align to the fridge
corned beef on grid
waistline ain't shrinking

little simon works hard to make sure poems is right with the wording and everything spelled nice. a dedicated team of grunts gets to check each one with big fear of a shouting if things are not right.

Ehdward
Caldari
Nex Exercitus
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.07.20 06:51:00 - [23]
 

Lewis Carol's English
Haiku is Japanese
This does not compute

Tjalve Myr'Aelyn
IMORTALS
The Obsidian Front
Posted - 2011.07.20 08:01:00 - [24]
 

mission wrecks you see
salvage is not yours until
you bring a Noctis

Krxon Blade
Posted - 2011.07.20 08:28:00 - [25]
 

My Golem is nice
Oh evil ninja looter
Yet again, I quit

Sad MonkeySpanker
Posted - 2011.07.20 11:33:00 - [26]
 

Goph Ukyor Self
Yewat Ension Sea Kingkok Hat
Eyehope uget killed?

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.07.20 11:36:00 - [27]
 

I loved EVE O.
CCP screwed up bad.
I don't anymore.

Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.07.20 11:37:00 - [28]
 

Tengu on D-scan
Miners hide, combats to arms!
Life in the wormhole

Ranka Mei
Caldari
Posted - 2011.07.20 12:07:00 - [29]
 

None of what you people are doing actually classifies as a Haiku. More like trying for a Senryu, really (same 5-7-5 pattern, but not necessarily nature related). Here's a real Japanese Senryu I once wrote. It wasn't really EVE related, originally, but can easily be seen so. I call it 'My First PvP Experience' for the occassion. :)

しくじます
でもやってみなきゃ
わからない

(Shikujimasu
Demo yatte minakya
Wakaranai)

Translated freely:

I'm (likely) going to blunder,
But until I try,
I'll never know (for sure).

Not only is it metrically correct (the Japanese, at least), but it also contains a rather cute self-reference, if I dare say so myself, as 'shikujiru' (to blunder) is not an Ichidan verb, but a Godan verb; so, the proper -masu form is not 'shikujimasu', but 'shikujirimasu'.

N.B. Oops, I realize we have actual Japanese people on the forum now; best be careful what I say; hehe. I'm just a noob student Japanese, of course; but I'd be interested to see a real Japanese person pitch in. :)

RAW23
Posted - 2011.07.20 12:10:00 - [30]
 

'Cross the fields of woe,
The company runs, Fearless.
Ash falls on Iceland.


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