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Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:06:00 - [61]
 

Face it Bitterdog you a small and insignificant...you know it and so do we all..

A star or "elite" commands respect with their presence or reputation. People don't need to be told that they are a star.

On the other hand wannabe posers...well they will tell you all day long about how 'leet they are. Next, you will start name dropping I bet.

You seem like the kind of guy who has to wait at the end of every line to get into a club only to be told after waiting an hour that the club is full.

You do have a pixel monocle though to offset your insignificance though..it suits you. Carry on.

Riddick Liddell
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:06:00 - [62]
 

Now I know who bought my Navy Velator contract

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:07:00 - [63]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:09:49
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33
Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.


If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?



You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+ch boy.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:11:00 - [64]
 

Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33
Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.


If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?



You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+cth boy.


Au contraire. My elite status is clearly cemented by both my monocle, and the monocle of my cynoalt.

Already, the Monocled Elite are forging in-game links and you are not included in this exclusive club. That makes you jealous and angry, and I am sorry about that, but you only have yourself to blame for being poor and average.

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:13:00 - [65]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:14:42
Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05
Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.

Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.

Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. Razz



Dude, you -keep- sending us right. Back. Here. Razz


PS: It's like you are in a state of arrested development. It's hilarious.

*does impression of Butter Dog, as robot android who can't escape his own programming, dies on floor laughing*

000Hunter000
Gallente
Missiles 'R' Us
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:14:00 - [66]
 

Laughing Butter Dog makes me chuckle!

Question: What will be the next item u will buy? Did u get the Quafe t-shirt? Thats for sale as well now right?

Dr Offensive
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:17:00 - [67]
 

This is blatant (and funny) trolling.

I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.

Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:18:00 - [68]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33
Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.


If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?



You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+cth boy.


Au contraire. My elite status is clearly cemented by both my monocle, and the monocle of my cynoalt.

Already, the Monocled Elite are forging in-game links and you are not included in this exclusive club. That makes you jealous and angry, and I am sorry about that, but you only have yourself to blame for being poor and average.



There may be some truth to the rumored "Monocle club"...only the best need apply.

Bitterdog will be checking ID's and licking the precision boots of his betters at the front door.

The true elite will enter and leave through a side door..no one will remember what they were wearing only that they looked GOOD.

Most like Bitterdog will never even get the priviledge to see them. Carry on B'dog

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:18:00 - [69]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:18:58
Originally by: Dr Offensive
This is blatant (and funny) trolling.

I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.




Agreed. Blatant. Funny trolling.

...but also noob -****- trolling. Razz

K Raz
Danish Trade and Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:23:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Dr Offensive
This is blatant (and funny) trolling.

I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.



This!

With some corps/alliances not recruiting players with AUR items, i wonder how long before we get the Monocleer Alliance. A place where fine gentlemen with monocles can sip fine spirits and discuss the market or the next hostile takeover while the monocle-less perform pos or hauling duty Embarassed

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:25:00 - [71]
 

Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour
He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.


^ this

with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...


LIES!

You can neither afford a proper education, as evidenced by the base quality and lack of technical knowledge of your prose, nor do you seem to have spare change for a photo booth.

Long live the monocle!

Mr Epeen Cool

MastaKari
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:25:00 - [72]
 

loving how butter dog is trolling you lot.

thanks for the smiles and chuckles butter dog keep it up Wink

Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:26:00 - [73]
 

Originally by: Bloodpetal
I hope this prompts CCP to realize how stupid it is to not have these items destructible.



This.

Why are the new-money'ed always such trash...

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:27:00 - [74]
 

I'm honestly surprised you're not wearing a monocle, Epeen. WTF is up with that anyway...? Razz

WIlliam Rusell
The Order of Scull and Bones
The Bilderberg Group.
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:28:00 - [75]
 

Something must be done to stop these chavs from breeding ugh

Most uncouthConfused

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:29:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: MastaKari
loving how butter dog is trolling you lot.

thanks for the smiles and chuckles butter dog keep it up Wink



It's only funny because he's so bad at it. Wink

Abulurd Boniface
Gallente
Legio Geminatus
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:29:00 - [77]
 

I'm beginning to think we only need to find us about 10 to 15 000 of these elite players before CCP has some extra budget to spend on WoD and Dust.

Baron von Thulium
Thulium Lords United
Monocle Overlords
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:32:00 - [78]
 

Edited by: Baron von Thulium on 29/06/2011 20:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Dear fellow pilots,

Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.

However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.

Thank you.



Sorry, you are late. I was the first cynoalt with a monocle.

Gratz anyway for being the 2nd.

Monocle pic day 1

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:33:00 - [79]
 

*...drops knife between the two of them* Razz

Deja Thoris
Invicta.
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:34:00 - [80]
 

If CCP can find another few thousand ret ards like you then their new business model will have been a success.

I'm not sure 50,000 trolls swanning about in monocles will make for exciting gameplay, but you can certainly have a good chin wag while plotting how to afford the diamond encrusted monocle for only $399.99

Your posts are pretty amusing in a "point and laugh at the windowlicker" kind of way.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:40:00 - [81]
 

Originally by: Deja Thoris
I'm not sure 50,000 trolls swanning about in monocles will make for exciting gameplay, but you can certainly have a good chin wag while plotting how to afford the diamond encrusted monocle for only $399.99



sounds like paradise - of course, you wouldn't enjoy it as you are not truly elite, eve has too many average players, good riddance I say

Deja Thoris
Invicta.
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:45:00 - [82]
 

You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.

Enjoy the new eve.

Arias Dren
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:49:00 - [83]
 

Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:51:06
Originally by: Baron von Thulium
Edited by: Baron von Thulium on 29/06/2011 20:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Dear fellow pilots,

Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.

However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.

Thank you.



Sorry, you are late. I was the first cynoalt with a monocle.

Gratz anyway for being the 2nd.

Monocle pic day 1



Hey Butter, guess you're not so elite anymore huh. Razz

Check it out guys look.

I'm trolling him.

You guys love this stuff right.

Originally by: MastaKari
loving how butter dog is trolling you lot.

thanks for the smiles and chuckles butter dog keep it up Wink


Originally by: Dr Offensive
This is blatant (and funny) trolling.

I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.



Wink

Lmao.

xXLegitCeoXx
Hups Oho
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:49:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Deja Thoris
You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.

Enjoy the new eve.


Tatah.

Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:49:00 - [85]
 

Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Mallikanth
Your bragging gives me as much pleasure - while I laugh at you.


We shall laugh at each other than, peasant Cool
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


I really like this pic and feel it should be on in game billboards.

Peter Powers
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:52:00 - [86]
 

Originally by: Deja Thoris
You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.

Enjoy the new eve.


dear friend, i can see how you might be upset by your own sad fate.

be assured, we have our deepest symathies for the poor people,
and i will gladly give you a t1 frigatte if you need it,
so you can venture into space and find your way to iskies aswell..

best regards,
Peter Powers

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.29 20:52:00 - [87]
 

Originally by: Deja Thoris
You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.

Enjoy the new eve.


this is what happens when you can't afford cynoalt monocles - sad and angry Crying or Very sad

Epiphany Achura
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:11:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Baron von Thulium
Edited by: Baron von Thulium on 29/06/2011 20:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Dear fellow pilots,

Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.

However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.

Thank you.



Sorry, you are late. I was the first cynoalt with a monocle.

Gratz anyway for being the 2nd.
Monocle pic day 1


Awww..Bitterdog...always number two (pun intended). Poor little pooch.

Now I feel even sorrier for you than I did earlier. I didn't think I could manage that... it's my capacity for empathy that truly shines amongst all of this bitterness, I guess.

I guess you will be eternally sniffing the Baron's crack. Just like a good dog does.

Heel! B'dog Heel!

Nak hak
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:14:00 - [89]
 

LOL,..... you funny! You Klink'er.

Javja
Posted - 2011.06.29 21:14:00 - [90]
 

Butter Dog, your wry wit makes this thread winning.

Kudos to The Monocled Elite
Laughing

Heh, sounds like a good corp name right there.


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