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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:18:00 - [ 31]
 Originally by: Kehro Urgus
It looks like an anus erupted from their eye socket.
For EVE's playerbase, that is a vote in its favor. |
Kehro Urgus
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.06.29 11:18:00 - [ 32]
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Squirl |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:20:00 - [ 33]
You need to skull fok monocles pilots to loot them, why else would there be a hole in it? |
Handsom Dan |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:27:00 - [ 34]
Originally by: Skippermonkey
...you know it makes you look ugly right?
(also not jelly, i had the chance to buy one yesterday and said no thx)
Says the guy with Mount Everest hair. |
kla samon |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:27:00 - [ 35]
Originally by: Jada Maroo
Originally by: Skippermonkey
considering that monocles dont drop even when you get podded I dont see how ANYONE can deal with them
Track a monocle wearer to their mission site. Wait for them to mission in expensive ship. Suicide them. Drink in delicious cybernetic tears.
If someone is paying over a billion isk for some vanity item I doubt you would get many tears for blowing up their ship. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.06.29 11:30:00 - [ 36]
Originally by: Handsom Dan
Originally by: Skippermonkey
...you know it makes you look ugly right?
(also not jelly, i had the chance to buy one yesterday and said no thx)
Says the guy with Mount Everest hair.
Ohgod the irony is strong with this one my hair looks fine, though more of a choice would be good. |
Cyndy Fiel |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:32:00 - [ 37]
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:38:00 - [ 38]
Originally by: Cyndy Fiel
Just Do it, Rinse and Repeat...
Dear peasant, your mindset is currently geared towards dealing with your peers, the inferior type of players. Should you choose to actually implement your 'cunning plan', you would find that the enlightened elite of Monocleers sports an average intelligence far superior to that your feeble mind can grasp. Please cease and desist your whining or we shall revoke the running water privileges in your hut.  Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
DeMichael Crimson
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2011.06.29 11:42:00 - [ 39]
lol |
Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:44:00 - [ 40]
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 29/06/2011 11:43:44Butterdog has a super idea btw
Release nothing but increasingly more expensive monocles on a monthly schedule through the NeX store and the wannabe rich idiocracy will continually outbid each other in their ambitions to be the most elite monocle wearers of Eve. This will eventually lead to 100b isk + monocles (that will apparently sell). Basically it'll fund CCP's MT desires and allow all other content to be delivered free to the rest of the player place. I think its actually a fine plan. |
Karii Ildarian
Caldari
EVE University
Ivy League |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:50:00 - [ 41]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 29/06/2011 11:43:44
Butterdog has a super idea btw
Release nothing but increasingly more expensive monocles on a monthly schedule through the NeX store and the wannabe rich idiocracy will continually outbid each other in their ambitions to be the most elite monocle wearers of Eve. This will eventually lead to 100b isk + monocles (that will apparently sell).
Basically it'll fund CCP's MT desires and allow all other content to be delivered free to the rest of the player place.
I think its actually a fine plan.
The funny thing is that it would actually work. Never underestimate the power of the peen, I suppose. |
Rex Liberium |
Posted - 2011.06.29 11:53:00 - [ 42]
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.06.29 11:58:00 - [ 43]
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Maa Ku |
Posted - 2011.06.29 12:18:00 - [ 44]
Originally by: buck herrick
i find it somewhat distinguished !
But you got it on the wrong eye, broski!  |
ExhumeToConsume |
Posted - 2011.06.29 12:21:00 - [ 45]
Lookit all the anti-monocle people gettin trolled by spacerich longtime players who bought them via the isk->PLEX->aur route (in between WoT sessions probably) |
Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.29 17:07:00 - [ 46]
Originally by: Kehro Urgus
Originally by: buck herrick
i find it somewhat distinguished !
Can you fart from it?
+1 |
Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.29 17:14:00 - [ 47]
Originally by: Kehro Urgus
It looks like an anus erupted from their eye socket.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that :) |
Val'Dore
Word Bearers of Chaos
Word of Chaos Undivided |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:16:00 - [ 48]
I can buy 10 monocles, but I'm not dumb enough to buy even one. |
extrud3r Hakuli |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:17:00 - [ 49]
Originally by: ExhumeToConsume
Lookit all the anti-monocle people gettin trolled by spacerich longtime players who bought them via the isk->PLEX->aur route (in between WoT sessions probably)
And it's working! The last days the forums have been awesome. The only thing what was going through my mind was: buy monocle...buy monocle...buy monocle. And i can, because i'm rich and you peasants aren't! |
Portmanteau
Gallente
CTRL-Q |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:19:00 - [ 50]
Originally by: Bad Messenger
Get a monocle and stop spamming forums with trolls.
purchased from new eden's equivalent of the Argos catalogue shop. |
Celadhiel Bluestar |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:21:00 - [ 51]
it looks good on some guys, but on female avatar it is a bit ugly, probably because I don't like how it leaves a scar on your face around the monocle |
Ninevite |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:21:00 - [ 52]
How about you just play the game and stop worrying about what other players are doing? |
Spookyjay
Caldari
Animosity.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 17:23:00 - [ 53]
more to the point that thing should come with future tokens for WOD subscription. As thats where the money your spending on them are going |
Portmanteau
Gallente
CTRL-Q |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:24:00 - [ 54]
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:34:00 - [ 55]
Originally by: Val'Dore
I can buy 10 monocles, rabble rabble rabble
Only 10? Hohoho, silly peasant. |
Val'Dore
Word Bearers of Chaos
Word of Chaos Undivided |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:35:00 - [ 56]
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Val'Dore
I can buy 10 monocles, rabble rabble rabble
Only 10? Hohoho, silly peasant.
Yeah, I haven't had positive cash flow in EVE in almost four years. Time tends to be expensive. |
Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.29 17:36:00 - [ 57]
Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 17:38:21Edited by: Lyrrashae on 29/06/2011 17:36:37 Originally by: extrud3r Hakuli
Originally by: ExhumeToConsume
Lookit all the anti-monocle people gettin trolled by spacerich longtime players who bought them via the isk->PLEX->aur route (in between WoT sessions probably)
And it's working! The last days the forums have been awesome. The only thing what was going through my mind was: buy monocle...buy monocle...buy monocle.
And i can, because i'm rich and you peasants aren't!
CCP's clearly "bet on stupid," as Paul Clavet (RIP, o7) and the boys from Suddenly Ninjas used to put it. And you sheeple prove that they've won that bet quite handily. Nice to see that they've gotten something right recently, anyway. Also amusing to see that your type never realises when it's being played for my amusement like a cheap pawn-shop guitar... Keep it up, mate, please: Things had gotten so depressing and dismal around here of late. By the way, you still all look like you've got prolapsed rectums erupting out of your faces.  |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n |
Posted - 2011.06.29 17:36:00 - [ 58]
Originally by: extrud3r Hakuli
because i'm rich and you peasants aren't!
And that is the truth my dear Friend and Peer! |
Sumos Tigerclaw
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:12:00 - [ 59]
Originally by: Skippermonkey
...you know it makes you look ugly right?
(also not jelly, i had the chance to buy one yesterday and said no thx)
I have to agree- quite ugly. But they do serve as an "I'm an idiot" sign on the wearers face so that is useful. |
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