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Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:28:00 - [1]
 

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx


Abrazzar
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:29:00 - [2]
 

nice shoop

Doris Dents
Kismet Inc
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:29:00 - [3]
 

tbqh I'm hella jelly

Joni Festus
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:30:00 - [4]
 

lol CCP got $60 for that.

Alpine 69
Rubbish Superheroes
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:30:00 - [5]
 

6/10

Amenotep Polo
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:30:00 - [6]
 

Awesome, you just showed us a picture of you buying a useless piece of overpriced virtual clothing.

In my eyes, you're the one that fails at life for spending money in that crap.

That is, ofc, if that's not the photoshop it appears to be.

Sig Sour
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:31:00 - [7]
 

At least he didnt actually buy one for the sake of being a troll. Tempting as it is.

JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:31:00 - [8]
 

Would only make it better, your portrait is fugly

Boobpatrol
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:32:00 - [9]
 

That's not what they really look like when they are attached right? That looks like a terrible 'shop tbh. I mean, if I'm going to be angry about something, at least let that something be of quality

Joni Festus
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:32:00 - [10]
 

imagine how much beer you could of bought with that

Obsidian Dagger
Nitrus Nine
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:33:00 - [11]
 

No-one gives a flying crap about the monocle, other than in a general 'lol what arse would waste time designing that ugly thing' fashion.

The point we are protesting is far more serious, and gamechanging, and important. Try to keep up, read the other threads, although I recognise this may be difficult if Mummy or the butler always did your reading for you.

Typecast
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:33:00 - [12]
 

Wow someone actually did it. They bought one just so they could troll everyone. Funny stuff.

tosh eebaa
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:33:00 - [13]
 

More importantly... why the f**k would you make your character ginger?

General Xenophon
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:33:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: General Xenophon on 25/06/2011 18:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




You're like those poor souls who spend all their paychecks on things they think rich people have. NJ


Also, if you thought you're OLD playerbase was bad, here's your new one CCP. But hey, at least they pay good money to be *******s :p

Holly Cleland
Special Operations Foxhound
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:34:00 - [15]
 

It's fake, the actual monocle (you can preview) has red bruising and veins popping up where the monocle plugs in.

Butter Dog
Gallente
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:34:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Joni Festus
imagine how much beer you could of bought with that


last time i checked you couldn't buy beer with ISK

Prince Kobol
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:35:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Prince Kobol on 25/06/2011 18:34:55
you brought a gay space pirate eye patch.... rar

Borun Tal
Minmatar
Space Pods Inc
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:35:00 - [18]
 

OP: realized your previous attempt at this trolling on your other toon just made you look like a complete tool, so you're trying again?

1/10 for effort, because you spelled "you're" correctly.

Lurd
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:35:00 - [19]
 

Do not feed the Butter dog Very Happy

Peter Greed
Dirt-Nap Ship Yards
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:35:00 - [20]
 

Not falling for the troll, but....

God.

That looks awful.

Octarius Eskravu
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:36:00 - [21]
 

EVE Online is the new Second Life! Incarna is heading that way pretty fast...

Joshua Foiritain
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
Naraka.
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:36:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 25/06/2011 18:36:34
Originally by: Butter Dog
I am better than you at life and eve.

LaughingLaughingLaughing

Also, your char looks like it has the downs Neutral

X Gallentius
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:37:00 - [23]
 

Real men wear their monocles.

Mashie Saldana
Minmatar
Veto Corp
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:37:00 - [24]
 

Oh *******s, if I only could afford a Monocle and be as cool as Butter Dog.

Grog Barrel
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:37:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

This man speaks the truth!

Love BD xxx



Tyler Tsero
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:38:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




Fail Photoshop, But Still a very good attempt at it Laughing

Winterorb
The Littlest Hobos
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:38:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Sig Sour
At least he didnt actually buy one for the sake of being a troll. Tempting as it is.


yes he did

from our forum

Originally by: "Butter Dog"
~52 monocles~

seriously, if the monocle actually shows up on your eve-o avatar thing, i'm tempted to get one just so i can troll people with it



S7E
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:38:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.

Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much? Laughing

PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds Embarassed

Love BD xxx




So thats why you pets won't undock.

ZW Dewitt
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:38:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Butter Dog
It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.


Didn't you get scammed out of a T2 BPO?

Goobai Vapor
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:39:00 - [30]
 

Bitter dog,
Stick to trolling CAOD, where people care what you think. Wait. No, they don't.

You're still not relevant.


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