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Noel Edmunds
Extreme-Violence
Scelus Sceleris. |
Posted - 2011.06.25 13:23:00 - [ 1]
A horse and a troll enter a bar. The barman says to the horse 'what's with the long face?'
The troll replies 'He just got banned from eve for speaking out against the angry Icelandic dictators' |
Squidely |
Posted - 2011.06.25 13:37:00 - [ 2]
I don't get it.
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Yo mommasofat |
Posted - 2011.06.25 13:45:00 - [ 3]
 Don't troll the troll |
Defialed
Concentrated Evil |
Posted - 2011.06.25 14:09:00 - [ 4]
Confirming Noel has a horse. |
Kavu
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2011.06.25 16:12:00 - [ 5]
A man walks into a bar and order a pint. The barman says "that will be fifteen dollars". "Fifteen dollars!" replies the man "what for?"
The barman says "five dollars for the beer, five dollars for the glass, and five dollars for a little logo on the glass that only you can see".
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School |
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:10:00 - [ 6]
I was hoping for a horse armor joke but all I got was :disappoint: |
Lavraen
Animus Furandi
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:33:00 - [ 7]
 Originally by: Defialed
Confirming Noel has a horse.
Neigh deal... |
Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:40:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: Noel Edmunds
A horse and a troll enter a bar. The barman says to the horse 'what's with the long face?'
The troll replies 'He just got banned from eve for speaking out against the angry Icelandic dictators'
and nothing of value was lost... |
Noel Edmunds
Extreme-Violence
Scelus Sceleris. |
Posted - 2011.06.25 18:43:00 - [ 9]
Originally by: Kavu
A man walks into a bar and order a pint. The barman says "that will be fifteen dollars". "Fifteen dollars!" replies the man "what for?"
The barman says "five dollars for the beer, five dollars for the glass, and five dollars for a little logo on the glass that only you can see".
Love it! |
Erid Tangor |
Posted - 2011.06.25 19:13:00 - [ 10]
A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face? |
Milla Jovobitch |
Posted - 2011.06.26 06:37:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Erid Tangor
A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?
A man walks into a horse owned by bars. The bartender says, "Why the face, short?" |
drillerkiller2004
Bi'Atch Inc
Dark Solar Empire |
Posted - 2011.06.26 06:49:00 - [ 12]
A sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies 'I'm sorry, we don't serve food in here' |
drillerkiller2004
Bi'Atch Inc
Dark Solar Empire |
Posted - 2011.06.26 06:52:00 - [ 13]
A dyslexic man walks into a bra |
Ein Phantom |
Posted - 2011.06.26 07:56:00 - [ 14]
A really really stressed man walks into a barr and says "Well, that's a load off my shoulders." |
Blind Researcher |
Posted - 2011.06.26 08:00:00 - [ 15]
Originally by: Ein Phantom
A really really stressed man walks into a barr and says "Well, that's a load off my shoulders."
Cool story bro, i feel for you  |
Mr Stark |
Posted - 2011.06.26 08:00:00 - [ 16]
Jesus walks into a bar, hands the barman 3 nails and says 'Can you put me up for the night?' |
Indi man |
Posted - 2011.06.26 08:03:00 - [ 17]
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "Bob?"
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Iggy Stooge
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy |
Posted - 2011.06.26 08:47:00 - [ 18]
Originally by: Mr Stark
Jesus walks into a bar, hands the barman 3 nails and says 'Can you put me up for the night?'
And the Barman says 'We don't serve idiots who quote from crap films.' |
Noel Edmunds
Extreme-Violence
Scelus Sceleris. |
Posted - 2011.06.26 10:42:00 - [ 19]
Edited by: Noel Edmunds on 26/06/2011 10:42:54 Originally by: Mr Stark
Jesus walks into a bar, hands the barman 3 nails and says 'Can you put me up for the night?'
Well it made me laugh. Some people need to get into the spirit of the thread. |
Ramma Lamma DingDong |
Posted - 2011.06.26 19:58:00 - [ 20]
Originally by: drillerkiller2004
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
You win. |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n |
Posted - 2011.06.26 22:52:00 - [ 21]
Originally by: drillerkiller2004
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
i loled |
CptConorado
Amarr
Vengeance Imperium
The Remnant Legion |
Posted - 2011.06.27 01:29:00 - [ 22]
Edited by: CptConorado on 27/06/2011 01:29:07
A man walks into a bar, just like he does every night. It is slowly ruining his family and his wife is planning to divorce him, which will leave 2 children without a dad. |
Luvvin McHunt
Caldari
State War Academy |
Posted - 2011.06.27 02:14:00 - [ 23]
I saw a blind man walk into a bar the other day.
He fell over and had a few minor scratches.
The bar wasn't hurt. |
I likegirls
Minmatar |
Posted - 2011.06.27 02:34:00 - [ 24]
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "What's up with all the drakes" and the bartender replies "Thursday is ladies night" |
Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
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Posted - 2011.06.27 03:04:00 - [ 25]
A baby seal walked into a club. |
Apex Bex |
Posted - 2011.06.27 03:45:00 - [ 26]
A Grizzly bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'
The bear gets really angry and takes a huge bite out of the bar and growls 'Give me a beer!'
The barman replies 'We don't serve drug users here'
The bear angrily replies 'I'm not a drug user!'
The barman replies 'What about that bar-bit-u-ate?' |
Ophelia Crotchmore |
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:19:00 - [ 27]
A thirsty piece of string walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
The Bartender said - 'Sorry, we don't serve alcohol to string here'
The string went outside to think about how he could get a beer.
He decided it would be best to try and disguise himself.
So he tied himself in half and ruffled up the top of his head.
He went back into the bar and asked - ' Can I have a beer please? '
The Bartender said - 'Arn't you the peice of string I refused to sell beer a few minutes ago?'
The string replied - 'No, I'm a fraid knot'
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Pizzar |
Posted - 2011.06.27 13:46:00 - [ 28]
I guy walks into a bar and asks for helicopter flavored potato chips. The bartender says, "sorry we only have plain".
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Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency |
Posted - 2011.06.27 15:05:00 - [ 29]
I feel like I'm being discriminated against for being a horse IRL. |
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