| Author |
Topic |
Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2011.06.18 10:20:00 - [ 1]
Such as...
the Eve USB Shaver
the Eve USB Potty
the EVE USB Shower
the EVE USB hairdryer
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Solhild |
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:25:00 - [ 2]
In truth, I'd happily buy useful EVE branded stuff if it was quality kit.
Computer/iPad case or Phone holder for example. |
Wilhelm Riley |
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:26:00 - [ 3]
Edited by: Wilhelm Riley on 18/06/2011 10:29:09I bought an EVE Zippo. I don't smoke and I'm not an arsonist but I do like Zippo's. Edit: Though if I were an arsonist I'd use a lemon.  Originally by: Miilla
The Eve Backscratcher
I'm sure you could use the Tempest model as a backscratcher. Reverse quoting FTW. |
Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
|
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:27:00 - [ 4]
Originally by: Solhild
In truth, I'd happily buy useful EVE branded stuff if it was quality kit.
Computer/iPad case or Phone holder for example.
The Eve Cat scratching post The Eve Backscratcher Yeah.. me 2. |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries |
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:44:00 - [ 5]
...wait for it... wait for it...
the Eve NUDE Patch - only 99$ |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries |
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:46:00 - [ 6]
...and lest not forget gallentean educational video renting service and exclusive Eve Online tissues with CCP logo. |
Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
|
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:48:00 - [ 7]
Edited by: Miilla on 18/06/2011 10:49:31 Originally by: Grey Stormshadow
...and lest not forget gallentean educational video renting service and exclusive Eve Online tissues with CCP logo.
Fleet Tissues, Galactic Size and the most popular item right now.. CCP, the Loo roll holder and 1 months supply of paper featuring the corporate logo |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries |
Posted - 2011.06.18 10:59:00 - [ 8]
Now that deserves a proper lol |
Ghoest |
Posted - 2011.06.18 11:05:00 - [ 9]
Next year they will sell real lasers and shuttles. |
Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
|
Posted - 2011.06.18 11:06:00 - [ 10]
Originally by: Ghoest
Next year they will sell real lasers and shuttles.
Typical CCP, a ss about face. Sharks should come first no? |
Aki Hatakami |
Posted - 2011.06.18 11:07:00 - [ 11]
What... Stripper poles not useful enough for you? |
Miilla
Minmatar
Hulkageddon Orphanage
|
Posted - 2011.06.18 11:08:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: Aki Hatakami
What... Stripper poles not useful enough for you?
Not without a stripper, no. |
Aki Hatakami |
Posted - 2011.06.18 11:09:00 - [ 13]
Edited by: Aki Hatakami on 18/06/2011 11:11:30
Actually it's funny that you mention that.
Few of us in-game were discussing the fact that CCP has talked of stripper poles you can purchase with AU to put in the CQ.
But they never said if it comes with a stripper or not. If not, then we are stuck having Warrior II's strip tease for our entertainment. |
Katrina Cortez |
Posted - 2011.06.18 16:34:00 - [ 14]
I suspect they would have to be careful with the whole stripper thing... it might affect their ESRB / PEGI ratings. |
JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group |
Posted - 2011.06.18 16:39:00 - [ 15]
Good point. |
Frozen Pyress |
Posted - 2011.06.18 18:08:00 - [ 16]
I'm still waiting for them to release Quafe Ultra and contraband goods on the Eve store. Nothing quite like having Crash to give me the real life boost for playing Eve. |
Trax Blax |
Posted - 2011.06.18 18:21:00 - [ 17]
EVE the flamethrower!! |
Dr Sodius |
Posted - 2011.06.18 18:30:00 - [ 18]
soon you can buy your brandnew tornado battleship with aurums only!
just wait a little bit |
Baneken
Gallente
The New Knighthood
Apocalypse Now. |
Posted - 2011.06.18 18:42:00 - [ 19]
Originally by: Katrina Cortez
I suspect they would have to be careful with the whole stripper thing... it might affect their ESRB / PEGI ratings.
We could have guys with chain saws butchering those strippers (fully clothed) and it would be ok for the ratings, though.  |
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