Posted - 2011.06.01 08:12:00 - [122]

 

Originally by: Erichk Knaar

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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny

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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 01/06/2011 08:00:43

Originally by: Erichk Knaar

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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny

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Well, probably won't be 'getting theirs' in Eve as no one cares enough. Though I have seem some pretty cool piles of fecal matter... Kruger National Park in South Africa was the place, they got elephants there and I swear the pile was a little bigger than your average housecat

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That's p. small for elephant poop, just sayin'.

For real lolz, you should check out hippo's.

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But they crap in the water, and if threatened fling it around with their tales.

Hehe, hippos are gross

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Never mess with a ****ed off hippo!

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*Goes into convulsions* AARRRGGG!! Goon... coming..... out... Must make... Lady... Scarlett.... reference!!!!!

Posted - 2011.06.01 08:59:00 - [124]

 

Originally by: Erichk Knaar

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My work here is done...

:smokebomb:

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*pictures "Kung Pao Enter the Fist" scene with the smoke bomb*

Posted - 2011.06.01 10:08:00 - [126]

 

Just because you are in a corp surrounded by purples doesn't mean you are safe. If there is a spaceship on grid ALWAYS count with the risk of being shot at regardless, if they are blue, purple, grey or whatever.

Blues on blues isn't exactly rare (as anyone in 0.o can tell you), but for people who are living in cushioned empire/low sec surrounded by a false sense of security with concord and gate guns and ghey aggro mechanics...may this thread serve as a wake up call.

Podding people who has been jabbering on TS is very satisfying.

Posted - 2011.06.01 12:10:00 - [128]

 

Originally by: The Bents

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Where can I apply to Warsmiths?

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Coming in a random Captain's Quarter, near you. Soon™

Posted - 2011.06.01 19:20:00 - [130]

 

Originally by: Wrathful Hawk

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ah the lulz. enjoy the carebear tears.

Best part, as he pops

WHAT THE ****ING HELL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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I take it you forget to select your alt for this post. How embarrassing.

Posted - 2011.06.01 19:38:00 - [132]

 

You fail so hard. Convince him to spend his life savings on a proper deadspace/faction/commander fit.

THEN you kill him and get the phat lootz. As it is you made 100m where you could easily walked away with 1b or more. God damn amateurs up in my CnP, with their fail.

Posted - 2011.06.01 22:22:00 - [134]

 

Originally by: Commander Disarray

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This sooooooo reminds me of this thread.

Basically, the OP rips off a noob corp, brags about it in C&P, and GETS FLAMED TO DEATH!!!!

It's been a while since we had one of these threads where it blows up in OP's face. Thanks for the laugh. Bookmarked for lol-reference.

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This

Posted - 2011.06.02 13:39:00 - [136]

 

In reference to all of this, the 5069 has left the Warsmiths. alliance. We were planning on doing it anyway. because the Warsmiths were moving to lowsec, but this act left a really bad taste in our mouths. While my earlier post stated I understood the reasoning, after a few days of contemplating the act, I too disavow it.

I may be a can-flipping jerk, and my corpmates might be ninja-salvager scum, but we have more class than this. We join former Warsmiths. alliance members Bi'Atch Inc. in denouncing the Warsmiths corp actions. If you do want to dec or destroy some Warsmiths, look at the area around Prism in Black Rise, they are moving there. Enjoy.

Posted - 2011.06.02 15:38:00 - [138]

 

This thread would have had an entirely different tone if you'd gotten him to 10% structure, stopped firing, then booted him. Still got a chuckle out of the video though...

Posted - 2011.06.02 20:00:00 - [140]

 

Originally by: Gillaboo

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Excellent laughs... thank you

For those passing judgement....you're only making it funnier, because there isn't a single one of you who'd want that Mach noob flying on your wing in a serious fight -- and you know it.

So get over yourselves.

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Are you sure? It might be useful as a good distraction for the enemy.

Posted - 2011.06.02 21:17:00 - [142]

 

leaving warsmiths.... for now
From: Byrngar
Sent: 2011.06.01 02:03
To: Wrathful Hawk,

Due to a lack of interest in low-sec among my corp mates we will be withdrawing from the warsmiths. We are interested in maintaining a good relationship with those in your corp and alliance and will keep you blue. If you need assistance from us do not hesitate to ask.
Yours truly,
Byrngar.

lol, funny how they don't have the balls to say what they post in C&P to our face but send us the above. hahaha.

Posted - 2011.06.02 22:35:00 - [144]

 

We were members of warsmith Alliance, but left before this inccident, we have taken said individual under our wing and are now showing him how to enjoy himself without being killed by his corpmates.
he's not stupid, just wasnt in a very nice corp but now he is and we got him a new Mac.

Posted - 2011.06.02 23:58:00 - [146]

 

I enjoyed the screaming and cursing from the victim.

Posted - 2011.06.03 08:13:00 - [148]

 

We have marvelled at the words spoken by this truly superior player, this leader of people, this inspirational speaker, this master of motivation, this talented teacher.

Now look upon the man himself: Wrathful Hawk

Dork.

Posted - 2011.06.03 22:41:00 - [150]

 

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

That is infact me, well done, would you like some naked pictures too? I can spare a few.

I think someone is butthurt.