| Author |
Topic |
Leetha Layne |
Posted - 2011.04.06 18:43:00 - [ 151]
May I probe you? |
wh hunter kellar |
Posted - 2011.04.06 18:53:00 - [ 152]
Hey baby!!! just relax as I slide my Broadsword inside your megathron opening.    nom nom |
Claire Auscent |
Posted - 2011.04.06 18:56:00 - [ 153]
You've got a big Thanny, and I thind it thabuloussss.
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Nice portrait. Wanna ****?
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You're a hauler pilot right? Wanna help me get my rocks off? |
Richard West |
Posted - 2011.04.06 19:17:00 - [ 154]
I have Thermodynamics V and plenty of nanite paste. |
Reyjack |
Posted - 2011.04.06 20:36:00 - [ 155]
Would you like to bump the Titan? |
Aranial
Gallente
Empyrean Warriors
The Obsidian Front |
Posted - 2011.04.06 20:41:00 - [ 156]
OMG Conrad WTF have you done?!? I can't let you out of my sight for a second can I? |
CCP Soundwave
C C P Alliance |
Posted - 2011.04.06 20:55:00 - [ 157]
 Originally by: Captian Conrad
Keep em comming folks!
- Babe, lets lower the sec of this system to 0.0
- Would u like to see my thorax dock?
- CCP Soundwave is my homie!
- You'd look much better in my cargo bay!
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llil kitty |
Posted - 2011.04.06 20:59:00 - [ 158]
wanna end up like the damsel???? no??? then dont refuse me spacewench!! |
Captian Conrad
Minmatar
Empyrean Warriors |
Posted - 2011.04.06 21:03:00 - [ 159]
Edited by: Captian Conrad on 06/04/2011 21:04:55Winners announced on 1st post, hope u guys had fun |
Agustina deAragon |
Posted - 2011.04.06 22:48:00 - [ 160]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 22:47:54
Cheers!! Good times all round
Enjoyed the thread but don't think i'll be using any of the chat up lines anytime soon!!
A deA |
Derth Ramir |
Posted - 2011.04.06 22:52:00 - [ 161]
these 1600 plates sure make me last longer... |
simon perry
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS |
Posted - 2011.04.06 22:59:00 - [ 162]
Woo \o/ |
Neoexecutor
Minmatar
Skynet Technologies
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Posted - 2011.04.06 23:21:00 - [ 163]
You make my pod all warm and fuzzy inside. |
Haccor |
Posted - 2011.04.07 01:58:00 - [ 164]
I've got a blue pill that says you can ride my caracal all night long! |
Hacc |
Posted - 2011.04.07 02:23:00 - [ 165]
I've got 10 million SP in the category of love.....
May I play with your torpedo's while I load your drone bay?
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Baldemar |
Posted - 2011.04.07 02:57:00 - [ 166]
- How about I dock on your Sin and we have some hot Vexor.
- I've got something that'll fit in that low slot of yours.
- Yes, it's true, my gun has a ten second reload time.
- When I scanned you in space, the display came up "heavenly body"
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Nebilau |
Posted - 2011.04.07 09:42:00 - [ 167]
"check out this implant"
"got something to fit in your low slots"
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Dr Fighter |
Posted - 2011.04.07 09:48:00 - [ 168]
hey there, wanna come raven with me? I promise to rokh your world. |
Signal11th |
Posted - 2011.04.07 10:29:00 - [ 169]
Edited by: Signal11th on 07/04/2011 10:30:06
I see you keep flashing your box at me, it's lucky I've taken my little blue pill...... |
Idicious Lightbane
Percussive Diplomacy |
Posted - 2011.04.07 11:07:00 - [ 170]
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Shandir
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.07 11:14:00 - [ 171]
Edited by: Shandir on 07/04/2011 11:22:02
Edited by: Shandir on 07/04/2011 11:19:20
My **** is like a dramiel: It's fast, it's powerful, and you are so f***ed.
I hope you don't like Incarna, because you're not going to be doing much walking in this station tonight.
Can I offer you an implant to go in the secret 11th slot? It's got gang bonuses.
Does this smell like MindFlood to you?
The way I make love is so overpowered, it's being removed from -0.0 to -0.25 systems. |
Landlady |
Posted - 2011.04.07 14:54:00 - [ 172]
Missed my chance at 10mil, but here is one that came to mind nevertheless.
"If you come back to my hanger I'll help you fill both your low slots."
-Or(more directly)-
"How about you get on your knees and we'll fill that empty high slot of yours."
Anti-humor option:
"I see you fly a dominix, how about we return to my residence and engage in consensual intercourse?"
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