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Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:12:00 - [91]
 

chuckle

Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:16:00 - [92]
 

Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Hemmo Paskiainen
omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.


There's always one


To his defense: He probably only read the word 'Incarna' and got foam at the mouth. Poor guy.Sad
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OR he is trolling and you both got trolled.

Even better april fools joke would be to implement all the stuff in the blog anyway, while everyone is thinking that it's just a joke

Krispy Dingo
Minmatar
The Night Crew
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:17:00 - [93]
 

I have a few questions regarding the new Incarna mounts that I hope someone can alleviate.

Will my mount be able to easily travel with me from station to station? I don't necessarily like to stay in one place for very long, tend to be a little on the nomadic side, and want to be able to transfer my mount without using up an unnecessarily large amount of cargo space.

What are the consequences of repackaging a mount? Will we lose any gene modifications much like rigs?

If I am killed during mount combat, with the mechanic work much the same as being podded? The last thing I want is to lose my implants, and since we will not be able to run in Incarna, what happens when my mount dies and my opponent moves in for the kill, but I have to merely amble away slowly while he zooms at me on his mighty steed crying "There can be only one!" to lop off my head with a laser sword. Is there a warp off mechanic of sorts?

Can I use EVE Voice to talk to and soothe my mount during combat situations?

Will I be able to sell the mounts I create through the contract system?

Can we add a new Corp role "Stable Master" so we can assign one person to care for up to a certain number of mounts, but he will not be allowed to leave station since all of his time is spent making sure mounts don't turn into withering husks?

I am sure other players have many more questions about Incarna mounts and can help expand with more ideas!



Lev Aeris
United Amarr Templar Legion
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:20:00 - [94]
 

This is almost as good as CCP Greyscales last blog.

Schantalle
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:25:00 - [95]
 

If my Pet kills another Pet to get that "Natural Selection" archievement in Highsec, what will happen?

  • My Pet gets CONCORDOKKEND

  • My Pet gets CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORDs Pets

  • I get CONCORDOKKENED

  • I get CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORD Pets

  • The next Pet of the killed Pets´ owner will have killrights on my Pet

  • The killed Pets´ owner has killrights on the killing Pet

  • Nothing happenes

  • My Pet can devour the killed Pet

  • If I loot the killed Pets implants, its´ owner will have killrights on me

  • The killed Pets wreck is free to loot for me

(Pet is trademark, of course. Therefore spelling it with a P, not a p seems correct.)

I see a lot of mechanics to be clarified here.

Twisted Evil

Dinsdale Pirannha
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:27:00 - [96]
 

You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.

Zakurai
Caldari
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:31:00 - [97]
 

Robot Chicken meets Pokemon huh? That sounds oddly entertaining lol

I also want a space hampster! In the sage words of a humble ranger "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!"

(Also Asymmetrical animal husbandry ftw!)

BugraT WarheaD
Astromechanica Federatis
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:36:00 - [98]
 

trolololol !

Thanks for the laugh ^^

ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 - [99]
 

Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19

Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... Razz"


Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.


Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.

Ager Agemo
Caldari
Care Factor
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 - [100]
 

I almost had a seizure and a rage attack... when i suddenly though, wait, which month are we at?!

Geralden
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:46:00 - [101]
 

I thought the Anom change in 0.0 was the joke.

The Kittens in space would be more appriciated than the "rebalance" of "upgradable space" in 0.0

Orkasm
The Remnant Legion.
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 - [102]
 

TROLOLOLOLOLOL Repetitive text removed. And for you, in pink. Shadow

Efraya
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 - [103]
 

If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious.

Marija Vanszar
Caldari
The Warp Pub
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:52:00 - [104]
 

Edited by: Marija Vanszar on 01/04/2011 13:51:50
Originally by: Efraya
If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious.


If this is no joke at all, this ^

Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:54:00 - [105]
 

Edited by: Gogela on 01/04/2011 14:07:51
Originally by: Jimboga
"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... {redacted}

Second best idea evar. This
Originally by: Akita T
I want to have prostitutes as pets.
So then we can train them to be epic mounts.
Twisted Evil

#1 is this
Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

Also this

Taylor Freewind
Minmatar
Tribal Black
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:59:00 - [106]
 

Ok CCP taking a leaf out of WoW. Seriously Im looking forward to Incarna and the darkness of it all but pets?! Thats too quirky for this game to be real. Considering this is posted on April the 1st It better be an April Fool's joke cause this is absolutely ridiculous.

If I wanted a friggen pet I'd play 'Neopets'. pets and tricks in the CQ wow...

Marija Vanszar
Caldari
The Warp Pub
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:01:00 - [107]
 

NOT KIDDING!!!
Just been on SISI, it's freaking true!!!!!

Miso Hawnee
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 - [108]
 

Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19

Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... Razz"


Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.


Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.


I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.

Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.

Marija Vanszar
Caldari
The Warp Pub
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 - [109]
 

Originally by: Miso Hawnee
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19

Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... Razz"


Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.


Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.


I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.

Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.


dude u you got giant boobs.... wow

Cookie Bertone
Gallente
BlueTech Solutions
Acquisition Of Empire
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:07:00 - [110]
 

Originally by: Jimboga
"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... This is an awesome feature, it will definately help the pain of losing another faciton ship if I can go back to my quarters, right click on my animal and select 'kick' ... oh wait, its April 1st, oh noes. I'm quitting, I've been waiting for this feature for ever, it's annoying when all of the cool people in my office talk about how good their mounts are in WoW and all I've had to show off is a series of stupid spaceships.


I was reading this during a very important high level meeting at work and had to stifile a serious attack of the giggles.

Myxx
Atropos Group
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:11:00 - [111]
 

i lol'd.

Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:13:00 - [112]
 

/me wants pet Furrier or something :3

Also, I'll just leave this here...

Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:14:00 - [113]
 

I'm just waiting for tomorrow's announcement about CCP not doing any April fool's jokes this year! Twisted Evil

ACESsiggy
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:16:00 - [114]
 

Well, with Thunderstorm cranked up and my room an official hot box right now .... the dev blog was funny and bad ass at the same time.


+1

Dirk Decibel
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 - [115]
 

It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".

We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D

Michael1995
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 - [116]
 

The actual joke is that they weren't joking... Razz

Marija Vanszar
Caldari
The Warp Pub
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:21:00 - [117]
 

Originally by: Dirk Decibel
It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".

We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D


That's what makes me suspicious, that they are not joking, that the sentennance "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long" is actually the joke, but the devblog itself not....

WAAAH someone please confirm if true or joke CCP.

Yarton Killmore
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:22:00 - [118]
 

I cannot believe I forgot it was April 1st.... I read the blog all the time thinking about the epic rage this was going to create on the forums,

i was actually looking forward to hitting eve general and seeing the FWI going through the roof.

Good joke made me laugh :D

p.s. where do we stand on faction war :P

Eraggan Sadarr
Comply Or Die
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 - [119]
 

Cool April fools. I almost canceled my subscriptions before i remembered the dateShocked
Laughing

Myxx
Atropos Group
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 - [120]
 

I realised it couldn't be real at this line:
Quote:
What Incarna home is complete without a fluffy little pet to greet you as you enter your Captain's Quarters? "NO HOME!" is our answer.



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