Posted - 2011.02.05 01:14:00 - [1]

 

(To the tune of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen)

Now there used to be some bitter vets
That ruled over Delve and lots of pets
But you don't really care about '06, do you?
It went like this
Nice region
We control your game, there are no Goons
The HVAC King confused by 'fofofofo'
fofofofo, fofofofo
fofofofo, fofofofo

They were **** and we'd seen the proof
We invaded Fountain as a goof
They ****ed up and our FCs cut right through them
We locked their ****
In 6VDT
We broke their will, we made them flee
And from our lips arose a 'fofofofo'
fofofofo, fofofofo
fofofofo, fofofofo

Molle, he's been here before
He's played this game, he knows the score
He's been on the tracks with a ****train comin'
And the ****train, it hasn't brakes
And IT's pets ain't got what it takes
To survive when they hear our 'fofofofo'
fofofofo, fofofofo
fofofofo, fofofofo

There was a time, karttoon ****ed Goons
And IT rolled in and took our home
But now we've got a better one, you know
And remember how they gloated then
Well now we're back and once again
Every breath we draw is 'fofofofo'
fofofofo, fofofofo
fofofofo, fofofofo

Maybe they'll finally uninstall
Or run wolfpacks out of Venal
Or play World of Tanks and maybe rule it
It's not a thing we care about
As long as they all just :getout:
And the last thing that they hear is 'fofofofo'
fofofofo, fofofofo
fofofofo, fofofofo