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Blasterella
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:11:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Blasterella on 29/01/2011 19:12:00
Space Barbie is epic fail.

* The interface is one of the most hostile bits of software I have ever had the displeasure of using
* The d*** light keeps blinking. After >100 attempts to capture my portrait while the face is lit, I just said frell it.
* The stupid things keep moving while you try to adjust them.
* Except you can't adjust them hardly at all.
* Its not even clear how the adjustments work. You move a certain way and sometimes things change, sometimes they don't.

--

As to the rest of the release:
- Sansha rubbish is rubbish. CCP created content is fail content. What happened to that sandbox thing? Now you are forcing people to go to your fail PVE parties or leave the constellation.

- Modernized shortcuts: great. Now tell me again CCP, how do I freeze the overview, since you took that off the <ctrl> button? Oh, that's right, CCP has no idea what a real fleet fight is like.

And the bugs. Honestly, do you guys even HAVE quality control?


EDIT:
lol. The portrait doesn't have the head shadowed in game - just in the tool. wtf ccp, you suck.

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:13:00 - [2]
 

Though I loathe the term "Space Barbie", and even if you are a troll, you have completely valid points about the character creator.

I would've preferred just to get sliding bars, tbh Laughing

Marcus Junius
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:17:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Selinate
I would've preferred just to get sliding bars, tbh Laughing


Maybe both. I've gotten quite used to the current ones and after some practice you can generally get what you want.
Unless you had something like 40+ sliders, you would have less options with them.

Lekla en Chasteaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:21:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Marcus Junius

Unless you had something like 40+ sliders, you would have less options with them.



Erm... I don't believe this is true at all. Most of these "sculpting" areas are just glorified sliders. Move the mouse one way, one bodily feature changes. Move it the other way, it changes the opposite way. Nothing so complex as it's made out to be.

Jada Maroo
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:23:00 - [5]
 

Looks like you didn't have trouble finding the boob sizer.

Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
Underworld Excavators
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:25:00 - [6]
 

Can I squeeze them *******?

Your Client
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:33:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Blasterella
Edited by: Blasterella on 29/01/2011 19:12:00
* The stupid things(avatars) keep moving while you try to adjust them.



This.

The movement issue has been brought up so many times.. on the Sisi forums. Theres been complaints about this from the very beginning. CCP did nothing. CCP Troll perhaps?

Lunewrath
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:38:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Selinate
Though I loathe the term "Space Barbie", and even if you are a troll, you have completely valid points about the character creator.

I would've preferred just to get sliding bars, tbh Laughing


Hi sis!

Cathy Drall
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:44:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Cathy Drall on 29/01/2011 19:44:54
Hello OP,

I must admit the character creator isn't the most user friendly/intuitive tool I've seen.

It's still quite possible to get decent results with it though, it took me a while but I'm quite pleased with what I finally made out of it (after 3 tries). It was both a burden as a relief.

Best regards,
Space Barbie

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:48:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Lunewrath

Hi sis!


LaughingLaughingLaughing

My twin has emerged. Apparently I wasn't as creative as I thought.

Kukiri
Posted - 2011.01.29 19:54:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Blasterella
Edited by: Blasterella on 29/01/2011 19:12:00
Space Barbie is epic fail.
... wtf ccp, you suck.


Looks like your entire character creation consisted of about six mouse clicks. Random morph, random morph, boob slider to max, pose for boobage, light for boobage, take photo.

It's not CCP that sucks. It's your skills as an artist.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:10:00 - [12]
 

Is this a thread about the pilot Spaceship Barbie that is scamming in Amarr local?

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:13:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: stoicfaux on 29/01/2011 20:13:26
Originally by: Blasterella
After >100 attempts to capture my portrait while the face is lit, I just said frell it.



Originally by: Chribba
Is this a thread about the pilot Spaceship Barbie that is scamming in Amarr local?


No, it's a subtle expression of the OP's frustration over the cancellation of the Farscape series and how Claudia Black showed more skin in Stargate than in Farscape.


Enraged Stoat
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:15:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Chribba
Is this a thread about the pilot Spaceship Barbie that is scamming in Amarr local?


If it is someone plz pew him to death. Spammy spam spam.

Nice hair btw Chribba :)

Gen Viascola
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:20:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: stoicfaux
Edited by: stoicfaux on 29/01/2011 20:13:26
No, it's a subtle expression of the OP's frustration over the cancellation of the Farscape series and how Claudia Black showed more skin in Stargate than in Farscape.



ROTFL. Great... I love Claudia Black.

Quemist
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:31:00 - [16]
 

Despite all of the hardships through your trials and tribulations you still created some really great ****.

Caldariftw123
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:31:00 - [17]
 

ITT: Someone who put all their effort into making a boob-shot character complains about the character creator.

Great, we should totally take you seriously :P

Ok 'trolling' aside, I actually like the new creator, I found it 90% easy to use. The character moving was *FSD*S(D*F$ annoying as $)%*$% sometimes but it did give them 'life' .. what would be a great compromise is if they stayed ****ing still when we click a tick box or something for editing.

Mess Enger
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:46:00 - [18]
 

Here we go with another pointless whine thread whining about random and pointless stuff.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:49:00 - [19]
 

Hi Blasterella. I think you know me. I'd just like to say I love you and would love to have your space babies.

Even without that ugly space barbie portrait, at least you show to have something inside that head of yours. And we all know, that's the true sexy. <3

Cedric Longbottom
Posted - 2011.01.29 20:53:00 - [20]
 

Well if this is a 'problems' thread ...

I think the new key bindings are amazing, everyone should be using the Atl + \ bind, i thankfully stumbled apon it without realising what it did before hand, oh the fun i had there after!

Killstealing
Posted - 2011.01.29 21:16:00 - [21]
 

i had no problem

Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.30 01:50:00 - [22]
 

Random whining is random. The OP is clearly a troll.

Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
Posted - 2011.01.30 02:46:00 - [23]
 

New character creator is shaite.

Kuzya
Whiskey Pete's Drycleaning Services
Posted - 2011.01.30 02:50:00 - [24]
 

I actually loved it.

Irani Firecam
Posted - 2011.01.30 03:16:00 - [25]
 

I found the character creator to be intuitive to use.

Alpheias
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.01.30 03:34:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Blasterella
SAND IN THE SNATCH RAGE


Honestly, I don't get why you are so upset when you got the boob shot you clearly wanted...?

Irani Firecam
Posted - 2011.01.30 03:36:00 - [27]
 

I think the OP is raging because his portrait doesn't look like http://image.eveonline.com/Character/457266266_512.jpg.

Calathea Sata
State War Academy
Posted - 2011.01.30 03:38:00 - [28]
 

I think it takes too much trial and error to learn how to use it, I agree that the interface is very poorly designed except the sculpting tool which is fun to use.

Sansha incursion is quite rubbish I agree, in fact, CCP please stop releasing "beta contents" and use TQ as a testing platform... you should have a clearer vision and know how hard it should be before releasing it, not "release > get feedback > adjust difficulty" that just totally takes away the challenge.

Alpheias
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.01.30 03:39:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Irani Firecam
I think the OP is raging because his portrait doesn't look like http://image.eveonline.com/Character/457266266_512.jpg.


Well, a good start would be taking off the shirt and turning the toon toward the camera, seems so obvious doesn't it?

Khonsu
Posted - 2011.01.30 04:03:00 - [30]
 

How much did Space Barbie scam you for?


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