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FunzzeR
Legion of the Scottish Fold
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Posted - 2011.01.20 03:58:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: FunzzeR on 20/01/2011 04:42:53
After three months of hibernation to recover from many months of liberating miners from the oppression of Veldspar and the tyranny of the industrial bourgeois, the Scottish Fold has finally reawakened in New Eden hungering to liberate more miners from the unspeakable evil that is Scordite.
The Scottish Fold was displeased to discover a sinister plot by The Scottish Folds's long time nemesis--The Dog; a cunning foe who has repainted all the Retrievers of New Eden an unholy gold and thus sublimitally implanting the blasphemous gospel of the Golden Retriever.
FEAR NOT! THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE MENACE OF THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND WILL TIRELESSLY WORK TO LIBERATE MORE MINERS THAN EVER BEFORE!
HALLOWED ARE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!
VIVA LA SCOTTISH FOLD!!
-Commissar FunzzeR |
Asobi Mashou |
Posted - 2011.01.20 04:11:00 - [ 2]
obvious troll is obvious
also CAPSLOCK abuse
also first
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Dave Hourai
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2011.01.20 04:17:00 - [ 3]
Praise the SCOTTISH FOLD! |
Weesa Wanderstar
Minmatar |
Posted - 2011.01.20 05:03:00 - [ 4]
Well...you know...can't you just like...repaint it? Why do you have to go and blow it up?  |
Triple Entendre
Atrocity. |
Posted - 2011.01.20 05:18:00 - [ 5]
 Originally by: Weesa Wanderstar
Well...you know...can't you just like...repaint it? Why do you have to go and blow it up?
They're tainted. Now not only by the dust of massacred asteroids, but by an all-permeating darkness. Ironic, considering... Fight the good fight, my friends. |
The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle |
Posted - 2011.01.20 06:01:00 - [ 6]
Funzz, you look like the guy that sold me my tires last week.  Welcome back bro. |
CAPSLOCKBROKEN CEO |
Posted - 2011.01.20 06:42:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: Asobi Mashou
also CAPSLOCK abuse
U MAD BRAH? |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United |
Posted - 2011.01.20 07:45:00 - [ 8]
GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AAAHHH I JUST GOT IT  Man, someone at CCP has a twisted sense of humor. |
Grot Bags |
Posted - 2011.01.20 09:31:00 - [ 9]
Edited by: Grot Bags on 20/01/2011 09:31:36 Originally by: FunzzeR
Edited by: FunzzeR on 20/01/2011 04:42:53
After three months of hibernation to recover from many months of liberating miners from the oppression of Veldspar and the tyranny of the industrial bourgeois, the Scottish Fold has finally reawakened in New Eden hungering to liberate more miners from the unspeakable evil that is Scordite.
The Scottish Fold was displeased to discover a sinister plot by The Scottish Folds's long time nemesis--The Dog; a cunning foe who has repainted all the Retrievers of New Eden an unholy gold and thus sublimitally implanting the blasphemous gospel of the Golden Retriever.
None off you are Scottish I take it - just William Wallace want-to-bees.
FEAR NOT! THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE MENACE OF THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND WILL TIRELESSLY WORK TO LIBERATE MORE MINERS THAN EVER BEFORE!
HALLOWED ARE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!
VIVA LA SCOTTISH FOLD!!
-Commissar FunzzeR
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shot4shot |
Posted - 2011.01.21 01:08:00 - [ 10]
lol lets DO THIS! |
Joe Intaki
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS |
Posted - 2011.01.21 03:09:00 - [ 11]
ALL HAIL THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!!
Good to see ya back mate. |
Yuki Kulotsuki |
Posted - 2011.01.21 06:36:00 - [ 12]
Those sons of *****es. |
Khan Singh Noonien |
Posted - 2011.01.21 06:49:00 - [ 13]
Quote:
VIVA LA SCOTTISH FOLD!!
I approve this. We are one big happy fleet.  |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE |
Posted - 2011.01.21 11:00:00 - [ 14]
labrador > golden
It's the Khanid of the retrievers |
Anyura |
Posted - 2011.01.21 23:49:00 - [ 15]
Originally by: Misanth
labrador > golden
It's the Khanid of the retrievers
Let the record show that your new avatar looks like the bastard lovechild of Emperor Palpatine and a Nazgul. |
Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising |
Posted - 2011.01.21 23:56:00 - [ 16]
corgis |
Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2011.01.22 14:20:00 - [ 17]
Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 22/01/2011 14:21:03
Scottish Fold?
War?
WTS 3 foot high wall. Guaranteed to keep Scottish Fold out for 600 years.
EDIT: Standing Roman Army occupying your lands may be also required. |
Mina Banestar |
Posted - 2011.01.22 18:38:00 - [ 18]
I am interested in your idea and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
also Scottish Fold is best Fold |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing |
Posted - 2011.01.22 19:15:00 - [ 19]
Originally by: Nathan Jameson
GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AAAHHH I JUST GOT IT
Man, someone at CCP has a twisted sense of humor.
LOL. So did I. I am so lame. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE |
Posted - 2011.01.22 21:45:00 - [ 20]
Originally by: Anyura
Originally by: Misanth
labrador > golden
It's the Khanid of the retrievers
Let the record show that your new avatar looks like the bastard lovechild of Emperor Palpatine and a Nazgul.
I'm a test tube baby |
Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2011.01.22 22:55:00 - [ 21]
Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 22/01/2011 22:55:40 Originally by: Mina Banestar
I am interested in your idea and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
also Scottish Fold is best Fold
Apparently wearing dresses was key to it. There were nettles around the base of the wall and they didn't want to get stung. Also they didn't want to display their tiny ginger pubed peckers. In the next newsletter we discuss how the wall kept most of the cancer north of the border. EDIT: You'll be surprised to hear it was nothing to do with inbreeding. |
Mitsune Konno |
Posted - 2011.01.27 12:51:00 - [ 22]
Patch Notes: Incursion
Graphics
The Retriever ship has been updated so that it no longer appears to be gold in color. CONCORD is greatly relieved, knowing that there will be a reduction in bad dog jokes. |
Kitty McKitty
Gallente
In Praise Of Shadows |
Posted - 2011.01.27 13:09:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: Mitsune Konno
Patch Notes: Incursion
Graphics
The Retriever ship has been updated so that it no longer appears to be gold in color. CONCORD is greatly relieved, knowing that there will be a reduction in bad dog jokes.
VICOLY! Dogs r stupid anyway. Praise the fold! |
Joe Intaki
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS |
Posted - 2011.01.27 13:19:00 - [ 24]
THE SCOTTISH FOLD HAS PROVAILED!!!!
Eagerly awaiting Commissar FunzzeR's victory speech. |
Lyrrashae
Minmatar
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.02.05 05:21:00 - [ 25]
I are kyute kitten... |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE |
Posted - 2011.02.06 09:41:00 - [ 26]
Originally by: Lyrrashae
I are kyute kitten...
Bad necro, baaaad.. no dinner for you. |
Vale Tuz Abnulaymus
Caldari |
Posted - 2011.02.10 18:10:00 - [ 27]
What Scottish Fold? |
Zelda Wei
Caldari
New Horizon Trade Exchange |
Posted - 2011.02.10 19:55:00 - [ 28]
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Internet White Knight |
Posted - 2011.02.10 21:45:00 - [ 29]
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Xearal
Minmatar
SOL Industries
Black Thorne Alliance |
Posted - 2011.02.11 00:08:00 - [ 30]
AAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES! That which has been seen.. cannot be unseen....  |
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