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Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.02.01 13:59:00 - [121]
 

I've always been a fan of the NAI-VE system...

Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.02.01 14:18:00 - [122]
 

Originally by: XnoVis
Springfield


I heard that's where the Homers hang out.


WowThisGameIsAwesome
Posted - 2011.02.01 14:36:00 - [123]
 

Niyibainen and Kheram for russians

TOTALHELLD3ATH
Posted - 2011.02.01 14:38:00 - [124]
 


Jupix
Minmatar
MuroBBS United
Posted - 2011.02.01 15:18:00 - [125]
 

Originally by: Ron Sturgeon
vattuolen = "I am a raspberry" in Finnish


Also, in the same language, just Caldari systems...

Isinokka = "daddy's nose"
Osaa = "can do"
Olo = feeling, or more colloquially, hangover
Maila = club (sporting instrument)
Kakki = excrement
Haatomo = poultry farm (with accent though)

And elsewhere

Amo = "boyracer" or otherwise humiliating teenager
Mahti = "might", "power"

Now, to get back to "funny" system names. Right next to Asghatil: Bar and Sucha.

Antihrist Pripravnik
Scorpion Road Industry
Posted - 2011.02.01 15:19:00 - [126]
 


Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2011.02.01 15:45:00 - [127]
 

Originally by: Antihrist Pripravnik
Hilmar

Ok, that is funny! Laughing

Roderak Pleem
Minmatar
Abandoned Land
Posted - 2011.02.01 16:35:00 - [128]
 

Alright.. I need a scout to jump into Haras

Zahira Wrath
Amarr
Dominion Strategic
Posted - 2011.02.01 16:54:00 - [129]
 

Edited by: Zahira Wrath on 01/02/2011 16:55:56
My favorite is this system:
Ono

I would always joke when jumping into the system "I've got a bad feeling about this". Laughing

Edit: I always read the system name as "oh-no", and not "on-oh".

Cadhla Ovsanna
Caldari
United Kings
R.A.G.E
Posted - 2011.02.01 17:00:00 - [130]
 

4-CUM5 someone said it earlier lmfao how is that NOT funny...

i've always been a fan of PNQY-Y - (sounds like pinky when you say it)
"pinky and the brain brain brain brain....."

EspionageX
Wrecking Shots
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2011.02.01 18:13:00 - [131]
 

EI-EI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Usually hear that through comms when we enter the system Razz

Antihrist Pripravnik
Scorpion Road Industry
Posted - 2011.02.02 03:08:00 - [132]
 

Originally by: Cadhla Ovsanna
i've always been a fan of PNQY-Y - (sounds like pinky when you say it)


... or Pinocchio

DarkSchneider666
Posted - 2011.02.03 08:35:00 - [133]
 

Now if there was one called OJ-SMSN, I would fly to the most dangerous of places to find it.

PipingHotCookies
Posted - 2011.02.03 09:32:00 - [134]
 

Originally by: Sverige Pahis
Poitot, let me tell you something about poitot, folks...


What's there to know about Poitot? It is merely one of many named systems in Syndicate.

Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.02.03 12:09:00 - [135]
 

Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 03/02/2011 12:12:36
EWOK-K

And, currently my vessel is inside of Yoma

catinboots
Minmatar
Vintage heavy industries
Posted - 2011.02.03 12:22:00 - [136]
 

Did anyone mentioned S9X in providence

Ancy Denaries
Posted - 2011.02.05 07:41:00 - [137]
 

Originally by: Aidin Amado
Balle
Aset
Eghelende
Eglennaert

"Mellan balle och aset har du Ägg-eländet."
HAHAHAHAAHAHAhAHAhahaahahahahahaahaHAHAH!!! *dies laughing* OMG! That was awesome!

Swynet
State War Academy
Posted - 2011.02.05 08:55:00 - [138]
 

Originally by: McRoll
Cat somewhere in the Gallente region.

Is it me or have the french dudes the most weird system names?


Imo they do (second language french) some of them when you put them together it's very funny

Venta Vendita
Gallente
North American Euro Space Agency
Posted - 2011.02.08 00:51:00 - [139]
 

Quier
Assez

Rolling Eyes

Plocsk
Posted - 2011.02.08 00:56:00 - [140]
 

Gayar

Aaron Barton
Posted - 2011.02.08 01:23:00 - [141]
 

Vaajaita.

I always giggle when I think of this system. My friend, back in high school, would always pronounce fajita like vah-jai-ta, to sound close to vagina. Cracked me up. So, every time I read the name of that system, I always hear my friend's voice.

Knawt Ongrid
Posted - 2011.02.08 01:37:00 - [142]
 

I can't believe noone has mentioned Ainaille

I like Ainaille.Embarassed

Mayhem Schizobadger
Caldari
Confederated States of Anton
Posted - 2011.02.08 04:26:00 - [143]
 

Goram always makes me smile when I go through it.

Hakkar'al Gallente
Posted - 2011.02.08 04:36:00 - [144]
 

Balle

obviously. It's slang for a man private parts =)
At least when your about 7 years old.

And a Viking name (really - as in the rune carver Rödballe). I dread the day when I find a null system ending with -QK Razz

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.02.08 04:44:00 - [145]
 

All the anime fans live in Chibi

Nyio
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.02.08 04:49:00 - [146]
 

"Balders Balle!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBrUdPSBnk

And to be fair, a link to explain where that clip is from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hem_till_Midg%C3%A5rd

EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Posted - 2011.02.08 05:15:00 - [147]
 

Faktun


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