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Zhim'Fufu
Posted - 2010.12.29 19:50:00 - [61]
 

OP: 1/10

Rest of thread: 10/10

Sharon Anne
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.29 20:01:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Zhim'Fufu
OP: 1/10

Rest of thread: 10/10


This LOLLaughing

Ass Blood
Posted - 2010.12.29 20:06:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Zhim'Fufu
OP:




The 'O' in "OP" looks like my ass aperture

Chris Bailey
Posted - 2010.12.29 20:19:00 - [64]
 

Wow, use lube next time? Or have you got permanent damage

Ass Blood
Posted - 2010.12.29 20:23:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: Chris Bailey
Wow, use lube next time? Or have you got permanent damage



It's just super easy to excrete roids now

Zhim'Fufu
Posted - 2010.12.29 20:49:00 - [66]
 

Originally by: Ass Blood
Originally by: Zhim'Fufu
OP:




The 'O' in "OP" looks like my ass aperture
EO

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2010.12.29 21:08:00 - [67]
 

Edited by: Syn Callibri on 29/12/2010 21:18:10

HOLY RECTAL SPEEDBUMPS BATMAN! This guy is really butt-hurt over the hole thing. Wink


Haldeeman
Minmatar
Invicta.
Posted - 2010.12.29 21:34:00 - [68]
 

Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu

I'm just about 30, which means I've had my first "exam."

I'll sooner die of cancer than let that happen again.


I would recommend that you go talk with some individuals that have survived colon cancer and ask if they would avoid the exams themselves again Laughing

That being said I have had to deal with those exams since I was 13 and with over 15 under my belt Very Happy in my 33 odd years on this planet I can honestly say that the preps for a colonoscopy is the absolute worst part of it Evil or Very Mad

Fake Edit: Touche on the troll pilot above Razz


Slade



Altar boy previously by chance?

Reyold Bengali
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.30 00:30:00 - [69]
 

Originally by: Slade Trillgon

That being said I have had to deal with those exams since I was 13 and with over 15 under my belt Very Happy in my 33 odd years on this planet I can honestly say that the preps for a colonoscopy is the absolute worst part of it Evil or Very Mad

Fake Edit: Touche on the troll pilot above Razz


Slade



All I could think of was this

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2010.12.30 01:42:00 - [70]
 

I wanted to post some strong opinions on the matter but not sure.

Just going to have to sit on it for a while then.



L'Informatore
Posted - 2010.12.30 05:13:00 - [71]
 

OP making a bloody ass out of himself: 5/10

Thread telling him to sit on his complaints rather than post to the forum: 10/10

Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
Posted - 2010.12.30 06:00:00 - [72]
 

Originally by: Zhim'Fufu
EO


Someone had to go there, didn't they? :(

OP, I recommend using a flotation ring next time you sit down. Works wonders, trust me.

BiggestT
Caldari
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2010.12.30 08:54:00 - [73]
 

Hmmm, I'm surprised no polically incorrect and totally inappropriate gay jokes have been posted yet..

I'll try to avoid such depraved and pathetic taunts and just give some good old fashioned advice:

I've heard smoking cigarettes is bad for you're health and may be contributing to your problem, in which case you should really giveup fags err smoking

*girly giggle* Couldn't help myself


Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2010.12.30 09:04:00 - [74]
 

Originally by: Winters Chill
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu

There are some things you should not share with your corpmates. Butt-diseases being foremost among those things.


qft


dqft

Tau Cabalander
Posted - 2010.12.30 09:55:00 - [75]
 

Originally by: Shamed CEO
I was sitting for a very long time. Right now it is uncomfortable for me to sit for any extended amount of time.

Not sure if it applies, but you may want to look-up Coccydynia (tailbone pain), which can be solved with a different chair.

Sazkyen
Posted - 2010.12.30 10:05:00 - [76]
 


Ass blood. Laughing

Opertone
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.12.30 10:06:00 - [77]
 

and a lot of people empathize ass pain

because 95% sit on their asset, only 5% do other things

Ass Blood
Posted - 2010.12.30 10:13:00 - [78]
 

Originally by: Tau Cabalander
Originally by: Shamed CEO
I was sitting for a very long time. Right now it is uncomfortable for me to sit for any extended amount of time.

Not sure if it applies, but you may want to look-up Coccydynia (tailbone pain), which can be solved with a different chair.




It does not



Originally by: Sakyzen
Ass blood. Laughing



That's my name, laughing boy, don't wear it out

Rashmika Clavain
Gallente
Posted - 2010.12.30 10:59:00 - [79]
 

Try using vaseline next time, and take it slowly!

Brooks Puuntai
Minmatar
Nomadic Asylum
Posted - 2010.12.30 11:14:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Rashmika Clavain
Try using vaseline next time, and take it slowly!


You seem to be a expert.

Rashmika Clavain
Gallente
Posted - 2010.12.30 12:49:00 - [81]
 

...at the giving or receiving?

Ugly Chin
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.12.30 23:42:00 - [82]
 

Edited by: Ugly Chin on 30/12/2010 23:44:24
How did they come up with "ASS BLOOD" any way? Did this happen? Anal-ease!

Anyura
Posted - 2010.12.31 00:11:00 - [83]
 

So you were the butt of the jokes in corp chat?

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2010.12.31 02:23:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Reyold Bengali
Originally by: Slade Trillgon

That being said I have had to deal with those exams since I was 13 and with over 15 under my belt Very Happy in my 33 odd years on this planet I can honestly say that the preps for a colonoscopy is the absolute worst part of it Evil or Very Mad

Fake Edit: Touche on the troll pilot above Razz


Slade




All I could think of was this


That is a brilliant act. Unfortunately my doctors do not like me using the easy way. I get to drink 2 gallons of what is basically salt water over two hours which is the worst of the 5 or so different flushes I have had to use over my last 20 years ugh

Originally by: Haldeeman


Altar boy previously by chance?


Actually, yes, but that is not my case, although that did happen to one of my older friends. He was unable to deal with his pain and ended his life about 15 years back. Luckily all I have to deal with is an autoimmune disorder.


Slade

Aaron
Eternal Frontier
Enemy-Fleet
Posted - 2010.12.31 14:38:00 - [85]
 

I'm not trolling.

Sitting for long periods of time is a big problem worldwidw and it seriously needs to be looked at. It is very unhealthy to sit down all the time. I sometimes stand while I play eve or do the splitz position. Ive found the splitz position is a good one as it helps blood flow around your groin and legs well which results in me being more alert.

The unfortunate result of sitting too long is piles which are painful bumps around your anus area making it impossible to sit down. Other contributors to piles is lack of excersize and poor diet. ultimatley this will affect your attitude. Take a time out, go for a jog do some situps and pressups and some stretches, this will refresh your mind and body.

Buddy, people can be very mean at times, It sounds like you drew the line and people still decided to cross it which resulted in you kicking them out. You seem like a reasonable leader so my advice would be to build another alliance and get to know the guys before brining them into your setup. Go for a more mature type of member, it sounds like you employed a bunch of 10 and 11 year olds to be honest.

Good luck with stuff in an out of game buddy.

Aaron


Brian Ballsack
Posted - 2010.12.31 18:01:00 - [86]
 

Originally by: Aaron
I'm not trolling.

Sitting for long periods of time is a big problem worldwidw and it seriously needs to be looked at. It is very unhealthy to sit down all the time. I sometimes stand while I play eve or do the splitz position. Ive found the splitz position is a good one as it helps blood flow around your groin and legs well which results in me being more alert.

The unfortunate result of sitting too long is piles which are painful bumps around your anus area making it impossible to sit down. Other contributors to piles is lack of excersize and poor diet. ultimatley this will affect your attitude. Take a time out, go for a jog do some situps and pressups and some stretches, this will refresh your mind and body.

Buddy, people can be very mean at times, It sounds like you drew the line and people still decided to cross it which resulted in you kicking them out. You seem like a reasonable leader so my advice would be to build another alliance and get to know the guys before brining them into your setup. Go for a more mature type of member, it sounds like you employed a bunch of 10 and 11 year olds to be honest.

Good luck with stuff in an out of game buddy.

Aaron




awww, a friend here for assblood, blister bum ?

Ass Blood
Posted - 2010.12.31 18:06:00 - [87]
 

Originally by: Brian Ballsack
Originally by: Aaron
I'm not trolling.

Sitting for long periods of time is a big problem worldwidw and it seriously needs to be looked at. It is very unhealthy to sit down all the time. I sometimes stand while I play eve or do the splitz position. Ive found the splitz position is a good one as it helps blood flow around your groin and legs well which results in me being more alert.

The unfortunate result of sitting too long is piles which are painful bumps around your anus area making it impossible to sit down. Other contributors to piles is lack of excersize and poor diet. ultimatley this will affect your attitude. Take a time out, go for a jog do some situps and pressups and some stretches, this will refresh your mind and body.

Buddy, people can be very mean at times, It sounds like you drew the line and people still decided to cross it which resulted in you kicking them out. You seem like a reasonable leader so my advice would be to build another alliance and get to know the guys before brining them into your setup. Go for a more mature type of member, it sounds like you employed a bunch of 10 and 11 year olds to be honest.

Good luck with stuff in an out of game buddy.

Aaron




awww, a friend here for assblood, blister bum ?



I'll never be friends with Aaron


He's such a pile

Brian Ballsack
Posted - 2010.12.31 18:15:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Ass Blood

I'll never be friends with Aaron
He's such a pile


have you tried playing in the splitz position or standing up though ?

Hephaesteus
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2010.12.31 18:15:00 - [89]
 

Maybe you've been around too long AB

(_0_)

Kiki Kilo
Posted - 2010.12.31 18:29:00 - [90]
 

Would be awesome if the new character creator allows you to walk around with a red spot on your undies.


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