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Siro Higami
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:35:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Siro Higami on 24/12/2010 02:05:10
'twas four nights before Christmas, and all through the Wormhole J230221 not a creature was stirring....hahaha who am I kidding. Project Nemesis was stirring--stirring up quite the theft--all night long.

The tale, albeit a short one, is worth telling to the masses. As many of you know, Project Nemesis is known for their forays into the wormhole aspect of the Eve universe. Sometimes for the kills, other times to strip assets from people who no longer desire to keep them. One thing is certain though, Project Nemesis ALWAYS does it for the grief.

With that said, a PRONS operative took it upon himself to act on a situation when he saw members of the corporation Dominion of Light in a wormhole that he had probed down. He noticed the corporation was recruiting, but before setting up his next scam, he scouted the wormhole for assets and noticed that they seemed like a moderate target to keep his wallet fed for the massive amounts of holiday shopping he still needed to complete.

Not long after he spoke to a recruiting officer within the corp, was the PRONS operative accepted into the corporation Dominion of Light. It appears that the officers in Dominion of Light are unaware what roles allow you to do what...The operative noticed that he now had complete hangar and starbase access. Upon his acknowledgement of this fact, he made haste, and checked the multiple ship maintenance arrays in the POS.

What he initially thought would be a moderate payout potential, had now turned into quite possibly one of the largest payout potentials in PRONS' illustrious history. He stared in amazement at the 27 Tengus, 3 Rattlesnakes, 4 Lokis, Machariel, Fenrir, and countless other faction ships and modules. The scramble was now on. The operative shouted over our intel channels about what he had seen, and PRONS began plotting a time to get this done.

Eventually Dominion of Light corp chat emptied out for a brief period, and the go was given. An alt was moved into the wormhole with a control tower in it's covert ops hauler. The tower was anchored, so ships could be dumped into the shields. The PRONS operative then jettisoned all the ships out of all 4 Ship Maintenance Arrays, and quickly offlined the tower.

Image of all ships jettisoned

At this point, an officer logs back in and begins the re-onlining process of the control tower. PRONS had already looted the field of all high value ships before the shields came back up. The remainder of the T1 ships were gloriously smartbombed.

Video of the epicness

More Video of the Heist

Image of all loot taken from the field

The estimated value of this haul by our initial estimates is in the range of 25-30b. Feel free to correct these estimates based on screenshots and videos provided above.

This, ladies and gentleman, is how Project Nemesis stole Christmas.

Edit: In addition, there were 2 Chimeras and a Rorqual in the wormhole. Related engagement for these ships, as well as the tech 1 massacre can be found below.

The Dominion of Light: Losses

Otocinclus
Minmatar
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:36:00 - [2]
 

FRIST

UberDefDef
Perkone
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:40:00 - [3]
 

oh god...wow.

Ten Tron
Project Nemesis
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:40:00 - [4]
 

Twisted Evil

Bryan Havoc
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:42:00 - [5]
 

This will be the Christmas story I read to my daughter every Christmas.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:44:00 - [6]
 

Came in expecting to see a half assed scam.. Was delightfully disappointed. Well done and nice haul.

Zer0 kooL
We No Speak Americano
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:48:00 - [7]
 

Was there, did stuff. Was incredibly lagtastical

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.23 03:58:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Zer0 kooL
Was there, did stuff. Was incredibly lagtastical


I don't believe you for 2 reasons. Firstly it would have required you to leave M-O and PODLA are too lazy for that, and secondly Hydra suck ever since they kicked the skool and tried to go all hard core.

Otocinclus
Minmatar
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:02:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Zer0 kooL
Was there, did stuff. Was incredibly lagtastical


I don't believe you for 2 reasons. Firstly it would have required you to leave M-O and PODLA are too lazy for that, and secondly Hydra suck ever since they kicked the skool and tried to go all hard core.



/zero's corp history

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:04:00 - [10]
 

Wow, nicely done.

This sort of stuff is exactly why I keep a firm grip on corp/POS permissions and create splinter corps so often. Someone definitely had their head up their butt when it came to living in wormhole space.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:05:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Otocinclus
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Zer0 kooL
Was there, did stuff. Was incredibly lagtastical


I don't believe you for 2 reasons. Firstly it would have required you to leave M-O and PODLA are too lazy for that, and secondly Hydra suck ever since they kicked the skool and tried to go all hard core.



/zero's corp history


HOLY CRAP VOLTRON IS BACK and no one told me! Glad to see you are still trying to suck up to Hydra. GF..

Otocinclus
Minmatar
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:07:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Otocinclus
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Zer0 kooL
Was there, did stuff. Was incredibly lagtastical


I don't believe you for 2 reasons. Firstly it would have required you to leave M-O and PODLA are too lazy for that, and secondly Hydra suck ever since they kicked the skool and tried to go all hard core.



/zero's corp history


HOLY CRAP VOLTRON IS BACK and no one told me! Glad to see you are still trying to suck up to Hydra. GF..



wat?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:14:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Otocinclus
Originally by: Lana Torrin

HOLY CRAP VOLTRON IS BACK and no one told me! Glad to see you are still trying to suck up to Hydra. GF..


wat?

Oh god thats right I forgot voltron only hired idiots..

Let me make it simple for you. YOU ARE BAD AT THIS GAME AND SHOULD JUST GIVE UP NOW. GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL AND TRY AND COMPLETE IT THIS TIME.

Otocinclus
Minmatar
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:17:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Otocinclus
Originally by: Lana Torrin

HOLY CRAP VOLTRON IS BACK and no one told me! Glad to see you are still trying to suck up to Hydra. GF..


wat?

Oh god thats right I forgot voltron only hired idiots..

Let me make it simple for you. YOU ARE BAD AT THIS GAME AND SHOULD JUST GIVE UP NOW. GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL AND TRY AND COMPLETE IT THIS TIME.



trollolololo

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:22:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Otocinclus
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Oh god thats right I forgot voltron only hired idiots..

Let me make it simple for you. YOU ARE BAD AT THIS GAME AND SHOULD JUST GIVE UP NOW. GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL AND TRY AND COMPLETE IT THIS TIME.



trollolololo

Damn, too obvious? Very Happy
Gona be in the AT again next year??


Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2010.12.23 04:49:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Siro Higami


Image of all loot taken from the field





Sweet jebus...

Teff nogero
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 06:55:00 - [17]
 

Oh Hai. Prons once again puts foot to ass of isk stacking mindless morons. Thanks for the chance to have way with your virgin asses. Prison party yo!

Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
Posted - 2010.12.23 07:19:00 - [18]
 

That was a real shock b4 I realized that wasnt my corp hangrs you had screenshots of had to log in just to check all mah stuff again anyway


Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
Posted - 2010.12.23 09:52:00 - [19]
 

Shocked

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2010.12.23 10:00:00 - [20]
 

GF prons and Lana Torrin STFU you moron.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.12.23 10:45:00 - [21]
 

Beautiful. Brings a single manly tear to the eye.

Alpha Sentori
Cayman Holdings
Posted - 2010.12.23 11:21:00 - [22]
 

Cool story full of Christmas tear.....I mean cheerTwisted Evil

I liked the last bit of chat on the video, trying to get a Corpie to warp into one of your own smartbombs, sounds like you had a lot of fun.

Nice one and well worthy of the forums Cool

Jaina Sunspot
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.12.23 11:24:00 - [23]
 

Where is the up vote?

Dmoney3788
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.12.23 14:35:00 - [24]
 

Dominion of Light is one dumb corp. Congrats on (hopefully) making most of their directorship rage quit eve.

Adenfi
Last Chance
Posted - 2010.12.23 15:06:00 - [25]
 

Good job this was simply epic. One of the best ever seen.Twisted Evil

De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2010.12.23 15:57:00 - [26]
 

While I do not normally applaud thievery...

I will always applaud the ruthless flogging of the stupid in whatever form.

Good work.

Alun Hughes
The Dark Horses.
Posted - 2010.12.23 15:57:00 - [27]
 

So basicly Prons is now an isk sink?

Mamma Kass
Posted - 2010.12.23 17:49:00 - [28]
 

Oh god. Your FC sounds like he's trying to do a robot voice impression. But it's a really bad robot voice. I'd stab my eardrums out with a screwdriver if I had to listen to that all the time.

Oh, but cool heist, though. The luck was with you on this one.

Bryan Havoc
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.12.23 17:51:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Mamma Kass
Oh god. Your FC sounds like he's trying to do a robot voice impression. But it's a really bad robot voice. I'd stab my eardrums out with a screwdriver if I had to listen to that all the time.

Oh, but cool heist, though. The luck was with you on this one.


Bro, if you knew how robots really talked you'd understand... bro....

Siro Higami
Posted - 2010.12.23 17:56:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Mamma Kass
Oh god. Your FC sounds like he's trying to do a robot voice impression. But it's a really bad robot voice. I'd stab my eardrums out with a screwdriver if I had to listen to that all the time.

Oh, but cool heist, though. The luck was with you on this one.


ladies and gentlemen....we have our first hater.


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