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Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.29 01:31:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Lana Torrin on 29/09/2010 02:45:20
Its called Lana Baiting...

Darius III is doing quite well at this so I thought I would open it up to the rest of you. The rules are quite simple so they can be understood by people with below average intelligence (probably why Darius III is doing well TBH). This is how you play.

1 - Make a post in C&P so ******ed that I have to respond to tell you how ******ed your post is (go go magic word filter!)

2 - Reply to my post and accuse me of being a **** poster or a troll or something obvious. Important thing is not to make it SO obvious that I dont reply (and not to rude that you get a ban)

3 - When I respond say something ******ed back and try to keep this back and forth posting going for as long as possible.

4 - When it becomes obvious that I have given up in your thread, seek out other peoples threads and start trying to bait me there too.

You get a point for each time I get baited in to replying with 2 extra points if you can derail legitimate threads with the baiting. Threads outside of C&P are worth double points (so 2 points for a baited reply and 4 points for derailing a thread). If any of your posts get deleted you lose a point per post. You lose 5 points if the thread gets locked and you lose the game completely if your thread gets moved to CAOD.

Darius III is currently winning (or is the most ******ed poster ever, its hard to tell)

Edit: Correcting spelling (its not bad grammar if you use completely the wrong word). Also you only get the point if by correcting me I rage at you. I'm pretty good at not raging at people who correct my spelling as I know I am horrible.

Lexa HeIIfury
Incura
Posted - 2010.09.29 01:51:00 - [2]
 

He managed to get you so riled up that you made this ****ty thread, gj.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2010.09.29 01:52:00 - [3]
 

now that's a ****ing stupid game, I think I might log into eve and actually play that instead.

Azura Noctis
Amarr
SWARTA
Posted - 2010.09.29 01:58:00 - [4]
 

Are those points redeemable for anything other than your amusement?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:25:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Azura Noctis
Are those points redeemable for anything other than your amusement?


Umm... what would you like? I'm sure I could work something out..

Julienne Poirier
Gallente
Nonya Endeavours
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:28:00 - [6]
 

are we playing yet or is this just a practice thread?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:29:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Julienne Poirier
are we playing yet or is this just a practice thread?


Umm.. sure.. But 'baiting' is not asking me a question... Lexa has been trying, but Lexa is too obvious..

Azura Noctis
Amarr
SWARTA
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:30:00 - [8]
 

Solve and you will know. _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:35:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Azura Noctis
Solve and you will know. _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _.


That's just ****ed up and if you keep posting like that you will quickly get more points than Darius.. As you already have the point I would like to add that you should just die in a ****ing fire and for the love of humanity never breed. (in game)

CAPSLOCKBROKEN CEO
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:38:00 - [10]
 

OH MY GOD MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN CAN YOU HELP ME I TRIED ADJUSTING MY BRIGHTNESS BUT IT DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHH

END.

Azura Noctis
Amarr
SWARTA
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:38:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Azura Noctis
Solve and you will know. _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _.


That's just ****ed up and if you keep posting like that you will quickly get more points than Darius.. As you already have the point I would like to add that you should just die in a ****ing fire and for the love of humanity never breed. (in game)



I assure you it alludes to nothing offensive, guess some letters and you'll see.

Sir Carnage
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:40:00 - [12]
 

Can we have extra points for correcting your grammar? By that, I mean, it's lose not loose. That is, unless you mean the points will just be more open to your advances.

captain foivos
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:41:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Azura Noctis
I | LIKE | THE | TO | HURR | DURR | POSTED | THE | OHNOES | AT | NO | FOIVOS.


I think I found the answer.

Azura Noctis
Amarr
SWARTA
Posted - 2010.09.29 02:45:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: captain foivos
Originally by: Azura Noctis
I | LIKE | THE | TO | HURR | DURR | POSTED | THE | OHNOES | AT | NO | FOIVOS.


I think I found the answer.
Nope, thank you for playing. (Only meant for Lana anyway) :P

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2010.09.29 03:27:00 - [15]
 

So should I go make a thread about popping a Procurer?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.29 03:37:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Aiwha
So should I go make a thread about popping a Procurer?


That depends, can you make it an interesting read? I'm all for it if you can make it an interesting read..

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.29 03:38:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 29/09/2010 04:10:41
I | LIKE | THE | TO | HURR | DURR | POSTED | THE | OHNOES | AT | NO | FOIVOS.

Missus Malaprop
Posted - 2010.09.29 03:56:00 - [18]
 

easy game, considering you reply to EVERY thread, regardless, multipel times.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.29 04:13:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Missus Malaprop
easy game, considering you reply to EVERY thread, regardless, multipel times.


Sad (also, point)

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2010.09.29 04:54:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Missus Malaprop
easy game, considering you reply to EVERY thread, regardless, multipel times.


but not to EVERY post Wink

Dr Ngo
Amarr
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
WE FORM VOLTRON
Posted - 2010.09.29 05:28:00 - [21]
 

This game. It will turn C&P into the new CAOD.

I think any attempt to get you to post more is doomed to horrific success.

captain foivos
Posted - 2010.09.29 05:40:00 - [22]
 

I think it's fairly clear at this point that all of us just lost the game.

You can never win. Only lose...

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.09.29 05:41:00 - [23]
 

I bought a Hawk.

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.09.29 07:44:00 - [24]
 

The amount of ship toasts you made is equivalent to your battle clinic ranking.

BOOSH!

Wonder what Cleverbot has to say about this ...


User: Is Lana's battle clinic ranking pathetic?

Cleverbot: No, Lacrosse is a sport.

User: Yes but what about Lana Torrin?

Cleverbot: What show?

User: Lana Torrin's Ship Toast Show.

Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend?

User: No, though I wish ...

Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you what 'the game' is?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: A screenplay is a written work especially for a film or TV show.

User: Ok. But Lana Torrin is a ship toaster do you agree?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And she also has a terrible ranking, do you agree?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but there is no 'she' in my life.

User: Lana also has a terrible ranking, right?

Cleverbot: I don't understand that sentence.

User: Lana is terrible in pvp and poasting, is this correct?

Cleverbot: Yes, Lana.

User: Lana is probably the biggest troll from the EVE-O forums.

Cleverbot: Lana is amazing.

User: The **** cleverbot ... Lana is pathetic!!!

Cleverbot: What do you call your existence?

...




Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
Posted - 2010.09.29 08:00:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Ran Khanon
User: The **** cleverbot ... Lana is pathetic!!!

Cleverbot: What do you call your existence?


It's sad when Cleverbot has better burns than we do. Rolling Eyes

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2010.09.29 11:52:00 - [26]
 

I heard I could spread my hate and bile for everyone in this thread.

Erehwon Rorschach
LoGisTicAl ERr0R
Posted - 2010.09.29 14:52:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Missus Malaprop
easy game, considering you reply to EVERY thread, regardless, multipel times.




*Multiple

Lillith Starfire
Posted - 2010.09.29 15:12:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Edited by: Lana Torrin on 29/09/2010 02:45:20
Its called Lana Baiting...

Darius III is doing quite well at this so I thought I would open it up to the rest of you. The rules are quite simple so they can be understood by people with below average intelligence (probably why Darius III is doing well TBH). This is how you play.

1 - Make a post in C&P so ******ed that I have to respond to tell you how ******ed your post is (go go magic word filter!)

2 - Reply to my post and accuse me of being a **** poster or a troll or something obvious. Important thing is not to make it SO obvious that I dont reply (and not to rude that you get a ban)

3 - When I respond say something ******ed back and try to keep this back and forth posting going for as long as possible.

4 - When it becomes obvious that I have given up in your thread, seek out other peoples threads and start trying to bait me there too.

You get a point for each time I get baited in to replying with 2 extra points if you an derail legitimate threads with the baiting. Threads outside of C&P are worth double points (so 2 points for a baited reply and 4 points for derailing a thread). If any of your posts get deleted you lose a point per post. You lose 5 points if the thread gets locked and you lose the game completely if your thread gets moved to CAOD.

Darius III is currently winning (or is the most ******ed poster ever, its hard to tell)

Edit: Correcting spelling (its not bad grammar if you use completely the wrong word). Also you only get the point if by correcting me I rage at you. I'm pretty good at not raging at people who correct my spelling as I know I am horrible.



no, u!

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.09.29 15:21:00 - [29]
 

/me sets up a ladder for the imminent snipe.

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2010.09.29 16:03:00 - [30]
 

Not playing, due to the OP not knowing me and Stanley powerlock tape measure.


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