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Atticus Fynch
Gallente
Posted - 2010.09.27 13:40:00 - [1]
 

A British businessman, who bought the Segway company less than a year ago, died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.

Jim Heselden acquired the Segway company from its U.S. inventor Dean Kamen in December 2009.

According to the British media, Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding a rugged country version of the two-wheeled transporter on Sunday.

"Police were called at 11.40 a.m. yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above," a spokesman told The Daily Mail.

A Segway was recovered from the scene. "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious," the spokesman added.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39377851/ns/world_news-europe/#

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2010.09.27 14:26:00 - [2]
 

On one hand, sad day, -1 good people in the world.
A philanthropist who enriched the lives of many just died.

On the other hand, lol-irony.

I'm so conflicted! Neutral

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2010.09.27 14:44:00 - [3]
 

I grew up in Wharfedale. the Wharfe kills a few people every year. It's a small river, but it's dangerous; fast flowing and very, very fast rising. I've been out on a clear fine day and seen it rise 6' in an hour because there was heavy rain in upper Wharfedale.

Atticus Fynch
Gallente
Posted - 2010.09.27 17:16:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Culmen
On one hand, sad day, -1 good people in the world.
A philanthropist who enriched the lives of many just died.

On the other hand, lol-irony.

I'm so conflicted! Neutral


I know what you mean. It's such a weird story, you don't know whether to laugh or cry.ugh

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.09.27 18:35:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Atticus Fynch
Originally by: Culmen
On one hand, sad day, -1 good people in the world.
A philanthropist who enriched the lives of many just died.

On the other hand, lol-irony.

I'm so conflicted! Neutral


I know what you mean. It's such a weird story, you don't know whether to laugh or cry.ugh


I know which I'm doing! Laughing

Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
Posted - 2010.09.27 19:15:00 - [6]
 

Even in death he's contributing, what a man! Laughing

Name of the next model seem a given; Ghostrider.

SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Aperture Science inc.
Posted - 2010.09.27 19:54:00 - [7]
 

KARMA IS A *****

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.

Incidentally:

How to render the Segway Human Transporter obsolete

In case any of you blubbering vaginas somehow magically failed to have read this during the course of your natural lifetimesYARRRR!!.

Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Posted - 2010.09.27 20:03:00 - [8]
 

I've already requested that his name be added to the list of inventors in Brewer's.

Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
Posted - 2010.09.28 08:18:00 - [9]
 

hehehe, made me lol

jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2010.09.28 10:54:00 - [10]
 

hmmm does he qualify for a darwin award Very Happy

Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
Posted - 2010.09.28 13:55:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: jason hill
hmmm does he qualify for a darwin award Very Happy


No, Darwin Awards are for failed human beings. He took his vision where no man had gone before, on a Segway.

Cipher Jones
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.09.28 17:07:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Wendat Huron
Originally by: jason hill
hmmm does he qualify for a darwin award Very Happy


No, Darwin Awards are for failed human beings. He took his vision where no man had gone before, on a Segway.


Sorry, but riding a fail scooter into a river qualifies you.

Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
Posted - 2010.09.28 17:23:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Cipher Jones
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Originally by: jason hill
hmmm does he qualify for a darwin award Very Happy


No, Darwin Awards are for failed human beings. He took his vision where no man had gone before, on a Segway.


Sorry, but riding a fail scooter into a river qualifies you.


You just don't know if he was working on an amphibious prototype.

Cipher Jones
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.09.28 17:44:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Cipher Jones on 28/09/2010 17:45:16
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Originally by: Cipher Jones
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Originally by: jason hill
hmmm does he qualify for a darwin award Very Happy


No, Darwin Awards are for failed human beings. He took his vision where no man had gone before, on a Segway.


Sorry, but riding a fail scooter into a river qualifies you.


You just don't know if he was working on an amphibious prototype.


I knew there wre lulz to be had in all of this somehow.

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2010.09.28 21:03:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Cipher Jones


Sorry, but riding a fail scooter into a river qualifies you.


In my opinion accidents do not qualify you for the Darwin award. Now, if he had tried to ramp across the river on a Segway and then dies during the attempt, then yes a Darwin award would be called for.


Slade

Gangus
Minmatar
Matari BackBone
Fate Weavers
Posted - 2010.10.12 01:46:00 - [16]
 

It's entirely possible to fall 30 feet from a cliff and survive. all you need is a cliff 31 feet or higher... you'll certainly survive the first 30 feet...

Anyway, I don't really get why this is such big news. As I read it, he's not the guy who invented the Segway, he just bought the company a year ago, and happened to die while using one of his company's products.

RIP Jimmy. Crying or Very sad

I think it really sucks balls that Australia (where I live) is becoming such a nanny state.Mad I mention this because the Segway is illegal to ride here, and I think it's totally ridiculous. If a country as full of stupid people as America can handle themselves on a Segway, why in the name of the Invisible Flying Spahetti Monster are we judged to be unable to use them safely?

So here I am, having a whinge to people who couldn't give a flying fornication and have no say in whether I can ride one or not. Why am I doing this? because I wanted to and I was bored.

I'd now like to say that it's been fun posting this, but I won't because that would be a lie, and we all know that people don't tell lies on the Interwebz.Razz

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.10.12 03:46:00 - [17]
 

Zombie thread!!! *Shoots it in head with shotgun then sets it on fire*


 

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