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Skilluuhh
Ex Obscuritas
Posted - 2010.09.05 16:47:00 - [31]
 

#1: 38b Missionrunner:
http://sushi-skill.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=430

#2: Salvathron
http://sushi-skill.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=441

#3: Rainbow Megathron:
http://sushi-skill.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=424

#4: The "I-can-do-all-but-nothing"-Cane
http://sushi-skill.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=383

#5: The UBER_Hyperion
http://sushi-skill.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=316



And if you want to say the first one is not failfitted....It is fail to fly a 38b ship just to do lvl4's in highsec :D




Rehmes
Minmatar
Nuclear Arms Exchange
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2010.09.05 18:57:00 - [32]
 

Edited by: Rehmes on 05/09/2010 18:57:44
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=5647277

Arty's/AC's/Rails, also dual boosted.....Mega

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=5646919

Arty's/AC's/Blasters, along with dual tank.....Hyperion

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=5646920

Tachyon/pulse/beam/AC Abaddon



Charlotte Yakamoto
Amarr
Lead Farmers
Posted - 2010.09.05 19:39:00 - [33]
 

Proteus with shield boosters, armor reppers, faction EANMs and a BS sized AB. Failed at WH mechanics too, jumped out to HS and back in immediately and got caught by the WH timer.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11103488

Concubinia Scarlett
Posted - 2010.09.05 20:19:00 - [34]
 

Glad to see good ol laser007 made it on to the first page of failfits. Very Happy

Aesheera
Amarr
PWNED FACTOR HOLDINGS
Posted - 2010.09.05 20:21:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Aesheera on 05/09/2010 20:21:22
This one wins all.

Linkage

Oh the good old days.

Hiser
Hiser Industries Corporation
Posted - 2010.09.05 20:31:00 - [36]
 

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=2792328

I nominate myself back in 2007. For the life of me I don't know why I was mining in a Ferox, in lo sec, with 1 missile launcher and . . . well, you'll see Cool

Elise Randolph
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.09.05 20:51:00 - [37]
 


Berneh
LEGI0N
Everto Rex Regis
Posted - 2010.09.05 23:13:00 - [38]
 

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7154347

my mate darqs kill i dont take any credit

King Rothgar
Autocannons Anonymous
Posted - 2010.09.05 23:16:00 - [39]
 

http://aretr.thelegionofshadow.be/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10778

This guy parked next to my sieged dread, attempted to ecm me apparently and was alpha'd by my gigapulses since he wasn't moving at all. I'm not sure which is more fail, trying to ecm a sieged dread, using a drake to do it with or sitting totally stationary next to it in a subcapital. That whole fight was epically funny, but that particular kill really stands out.

Berneh
LEGI0N
Everto Rex Regis
Posted - 2010.09.05 23:18:00 - [40]
 

oops i nearly forgot the laser/shield rigged shield/armour tanked long range mega at 0 to the rats, deserved to die.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7389465

Nahzgul
Greater Order Of Destruction
Black Legion.
Posted - 2010.09.05 23:24:00 - [41]
 

In siege took nearly a minute to lock aswell...

Profit jr
Minmatar
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2010.09.05 23:26:00 - [42]
 

http://killboard.daddy-alliance.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19531


He asked for a 1v1, saying something about a faction cruiser, turns up in a bs, so i went for it anyway, killed it with my stabber :)

Bo Bojangles
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2010.09.05 23:53:00 - [43]
 

For your consideration.

1. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7062489
--This loss earned the pilot a boot from the corp the following day. A Nyx with no tank at all and whose only purpose was to rat apparently,.. I'd tackled a freighter on the gate and when a Thanny came in to save it and got himself in trouble, this thing (along with a Hel), came in to support. I figure we did the Alliance a favor.

-- I can't think of any others right now but if I do I'll come back Razz

Icas Otame
The Nintendo Generation
Snatch Victory
Posted - 2010.09.06 00:26:00 - [44]
 

Edited by: Icas Otame on 06/09/2010 00:27:06
Since the story is half the fun, this thing was repping guns on a reinforced pos we were sieging. It was about 5Km outside the shield. We all figured we had no chance with so few ships. Little did we know the epic that was sitting in front of us.

We warped in from our off scan safe, and blew up the abaddon first.

http://repo.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=26286

He did not last long, and we soon focused on the carrier. A nice bump and about a dozen webs slowed him down and the shields fell nicely, as one would assume they do on a Thanatos. However, no one expected the armor to go even faster. Soon, we were staring at a wreck and some confusing loot. It took several minutes for this epicness to set in.

http://repo.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=26287

Be sure to look close, or you might miss the best parts of this kill. There are so many details, that we spent a long time laughing at just what exactly was broken. A lot of these guys don't play the game anymore, so you should just send me all the isk :)

Otocinclus
Minmatar
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
Posted - 2010.09.06 02:38:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: Otocinclus on 06/09/2010 02:47:27
http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=10463

I present to you the cloaking, shield rigged, active armor tanked, pvp machariel. It requires no further words.

http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=9878

Obligatory XL boosted chimera.


http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=10669

Same guy as above, but worse.


http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=11415

lolscorp

http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=13010

Awesomeki is more like it.

Edited for rules.

Marconus Orion
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:01:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Spruillo
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Edited by: Marconus Orion on 05/09/2010 10:40:24
LOL Emo TJ was a fungus on Assembly Hall and other places. After this loss he recycled his character and is now gone. Note what ship killed him.


Would have been funnier if emo wasn't marlonas alt


Hates are gonna hate I guess.

Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:04:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Otocinclus


Edited for rules.


Yeah yall better stick to the rules fail fit will be along any time to give a bunch of random idiots 850m and a bantom.

WERES MAH BANTOM

Whats a bantom btw

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BANTOMS AND WHAT TECH THEY WOULD BE

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:08:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 06/09/2010 03:12:17


Hello evrbody

Please link the truly most fail ideas for a new ship called bantom. Also feel free to leave up to three sentences that sums up why you like pie.

I will pick 5 and give out ISK to the describer(s) of the bantom, half going to the person making the post here.

1st - 500,000,000 ISK
2nd - 200,000,000
3rd - 100,000,000
4th - 50,000,000
5th - Iteron Navy Issue



Winners will be decided in 24 hours from now.

Rules:

1. You can only post 5 imaginary bantom fits.
2. You can not post a bantom fit that someone has already posted.
3. Only three proper sentences allowed to describe each bantom idea on any aspect relating to it or why you like pie.
4. Any imaginary bantom fits must involve pie launcher in hi slots.
5. That's PIE. No 'snowball launchers' and Ice cream is right out.

Good luck to all!

Marconus Orion
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:13:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 06/09/2010 03:10:12
Hello evrbody

Please link the truly most fail ideas for a new ship called bantom. Also feel free to leave up to three sentences that sums up why you like pie.

I will pick 5 and give out ISK to the describer(s) of the bantom, half going to the person making the post here.

1st - 500,000,000 ISK
2nd - 200,000,000
3rd - 100,000,000
4th - 50,000,000
5th - Iteron Navy Issue



Winners will be decided in 24 hours from now.

Rules:

1. You can only post 5 imaginary bantom fits.
2. You can not post a bantom fit that someone has already posted.
3. Only three proper sentences allowed to describe each bantom idea on any aspect relating to it or why you like pie.
4. Any imaginary bantom fits must involve pie launcher in hi slots.

Good luck to all!


/me waves hi to the Spelling ****

I'm sure he is talking about: http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Bantam

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:17:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 06/09/2010 03:20:38

Originally by: Marconus Orion

/me waves hi to the Spelling ****

I'm sure he is talking about: http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Bantam



You sir, are disqualified. You know why?
Because I said so. What a looser.
Enjoy being disqualified looser.
Hmm... I got an idea. Maybe you belong in ATLAS instead of NC.
cause your such a loooooserRazz

Omara Otawan
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:33:00 - [51]
 

Edited by: Omara Otawan on 06/09/2010 03:35:27

Originally by: TipsyMcStagger

You sir, are disqualified. You know why?
Because I said so. What a looser.
Enjoy being disqualified looser.
Hmm... I got an idea. Maybe you belong in ATLAS instead of NC.
cause your such a loooooserRazz



You should probably refrain from mocking others...

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:42:00 - [52]
 

Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 06/09/2010 03:44:12
Originally by: Omara Otawan
barf


Too many words and sentenses
Disqualified

Also no bantom
Double-disqulified OUT OUT OUT

NEXT

Omara Otawan
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:46:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 06/09/2010 03:44:12
Originally by: Omara Otawan
barf


Too many words and sentenses
Disqualified

Also no bantom
Double-disqulified OUT OUT OUT

NEXT


*sentences

Also, feel free to use these at your leisure: ....!!!!

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 03:55:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 06/09/2010 03:56:41
Originally by: Omara Otawan
报价 TipsyMcStagger [编辑]编辑:于2010年6月9日3点44分12秒TipsyMcStagger 编辑
报价=奥马拉Otawan barf 报价

太多的单词和句式
被取消资格

也没有bantom
双disqulified既出输出

下一页报价

*句子

此外,随意使用这些在您的休闲:....!!!!报价




Enrish onry preese

Drisquarified
woooooser

NEXT

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.06 04:06:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: Lana Torrin on 06/09/2010 04:09:13
I present to you, BPs famous Shield Hype as seen in his latest video. Cant fly a raven? No worries, just take what you CAN fly and put shields on it!

(I know it actually worked surprisingly well with logi support)

Also, Erebus, Nyx, Thanny, Thanny, Thanny, Nid, Nid, Chimera on your BS loss is pretty pro..

Edit: Forgot.. From the same fight.. SHIELD BRUTIX!! Proving that anything voltron can do, MM can copy and do worse.

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 04:10:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin

Hi my names Lana and I'm an alco... oh wait
Hi My names Lana and I lure Chribba to c&p forums with fail troll posts then get my sweet cheeks handed to me lol

Also I have contest-rules comprehension trained to ZERO lol
lol



1st, No chicks, real or GIRLs
2nd, Disqualified.

LOOSER

NEXT

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.06 04:16:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Originally by: Lana Torrin

Hi my names Lana and I'm an alco... oh wait
Hi My names Lana and I lure Chribba to c&p forums with fail troll posts then get my sweet cheeks handed to me lol

Also I have contest-rules comprehension trained to ZERO lol
lol



1st, No chicks, real or GIRLs
2nd, Disqualified.

LOOSER

NEXT



Wait wat? This was a contest??

Zeuth Proxy
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.09.06 04:19:00 - [58]
 

Killmail

Lost a loaded JF to 4 canes in one of OWNS "home systems"


Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.09.06 04:22:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Zeuth Proxy
Killmail

Lost a loaded JF to 4 canes in one of OWNS "home systems"




///// WARNING INCOMING PUN \\\\\

You could say.. He got OWNED.

*puts cool shades on*

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2010.09.06 04:24:00 - [60]
 

Sigh. You ppl are hopeless no wonder fail fit never came back with valuable cash and prizes

Speeking of which...

Spruillo wins.

850m ISK and Iteron Navy Issue.
He described the perfect bantom and followed all the RULES.


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