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Lady Aja
Posted - 2010.08.29 22:50:00 - [1]
 

Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.

That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.

That pilot you once accused of petitioning your account is out to get you.

That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.

That guy Yakumo Smith giving you free loot and salvage, guess what? yip hes out to get you.

The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.

That pilot offering to move your stuff, is out to get you too.

That unopened can of bundaberg is out to get you.

That noob fleet in hi sec IS out to get me.

That GM you petitioned about losing all your isk to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.

YES they are out to get your paladin...

As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.


Welcome to EvE...

*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist

RentableMuffin
Posted - 2010.08.29 22:52:00 - [2]
 

omnomnom

I want one Crying or Very sad

Arden Elenduil
Minmatar
The League of Extraordinary Mentlegen
Posted - 2010.08.29 23:02:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Arden Elenduil on 29/08/2010 23:06:34
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I think this is the most expensive suicide gank ever recorded.

Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
Posted - 2010.08.29 23:29:00 - [4]
 

Now this is thread worthy. Was it a setup or did he just fall into the lap of that gank squad?

Either way...fantastic. I love when expensive things explode.

Muad' Dib
Gallente
PWNED FACTOR HOLDINGS
Posted - 2010.08.29 23:33:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Arden Elenduil
Edited by: Arden Elenduil on 29/08/2010 23:06:34
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I think this is the most expensive suicide gank ever recorded.


There was a Nightmare worth about 50b or more ganked by some Phalanx alliance in Nalu.

Here we go. :)

Arden Elenduil
Minmatar
The League of Extraordinary Mentlegen
Posted - 2010.08.29 23:34:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Arden Elenduil on 29/08/2010 23:41:11
I posted about it on my blog, should clarify things a bit

Edit: Awww snap, and here I was hoping we had a winner :(

Skilluuhh
Ex Obscuritas
Posted - 2010.08.30 00:20:00 - [7]
 

Epic kill is epic!

Solomar Espersei
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2010.08.30 00:49:00 - [8]
 

QQ

My sweet, sweet ninja tears for being en route and a mere 2 jumps from the gate as the Pally AssPloaded. Someone needs to have a stern talk with the loot guy. LOLz Truly, no one is safe... ever.

Isaac Apylon
Lobster Adoption Agency
Posted - 2010.08.30 01:01:00 - [9]
 

Of all the days I decide to actually get work done and not log on... Arrrgghhh.

But good God, what a beautiful kill. And so many drops...Shocked

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.30 01:58:00 - [10]
 

Paladin... Avatar.. Paladin... Avatar...

Damn Avatars are hard to find, guess I have a bunch of isk to blow on this thing...

Lady Aja
Posted - 2010.08.30 04:54:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Felix Esperium
Now this is thread worthy. Was it a setup or did he just fall into the lap of that gank squad?

Either way...fantastic. I love when expensive things explode.


what i found most ironic was...

victim has damage results with the guns that WERE on his pali... to me that screams out scan my ship.

Noun Verber
Gallente
Posted - 2010.08.30 07:02:00 - [12]
 

Why is a paladin so exciting?


...
...

...

Wait, that's not faction fit

..
..

NICE

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
Posted - 2010.08.30 07:12:00 - [13]
 

That killmail is just painful to look at. Confused

I respect this guy's loss more than the 22 bil in PLEXes of late...at least in this case, he was playing with (likely) his own money and actually DOING something with it. Even if it was way overpowered and gank-baiting for the job.

Razor Nyx
Posted - 2010.08.30 10:51:00 - [14]
 

Good job on the gank, but looking at the blog seemed the gankers we're crying about it more than the victim, trying toooo hard to try and get some emorage from him !!


Khors
El Barco Pirata
Posted - 2010.08.30 10:57:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Razor Nyx
Good job on the gank, but looking at the blog seemed the gankers we're crying about it more than the victim, trying toooo hard to try and get some emorage from him !!




This tbh, but very nice kill nonetheless

Matt Douglass
Posted - 2010.08.30 12:15:00 - [16]
 

Follow the rules of thumb :)

This expensive fit is just *begging* to be ganked YARRRR!!
Mmmm the KB stats ugh om nom nom Wink

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.08.30 12:22:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Razor Nyx
Good job on the gank, but looking at the blog seemed the gankers we're crying about it more than the victim, trying toooo hard to try and get some emorage from him !!




Agreed.

It's like America landing on the moon for the first time and not planting a flag and making historical quotes about it but instead rolling out huge fabric letters with "SOVEIT UNOIN U LOSE U ****ING NOOBS ROFL MOON = OURS LOL".

Actually that would have been funny now that I think of it, hmm ...


Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2010.08.30 12:28:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Faekurias on 30/08/2010 12:29:44
Originally by: Razor Nyx
Good job on the gank, but looking at the blog seemed the gankers we're crying about it more than the victim, trying toooo hard to try and get some emorage from him !!




Yeah, seemed like a bunch of babbies true enough. Like the guy who lost his shiny stuffs attitude. (based of the little chat in the blog)
http://digit-8.com/wp-content/images/real-noob.jpg
Lookit dat, google oh yeah

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist

Arden Elenduil
Minmatar
The League of Extraordinary Mentlegen
Posted - 2010.08.30 14:30:00 - [19]
 

well, we were a tad riled up because we got him

Kephael
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.30 14:34:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Kephael on 30/08/2010 14:39:24
You'd probably have made more isk running 0.0 sanctums in a faction fit machariel. Even better, you could have bought a Super Carrier for the isk you lost and fit it out to run sanctums too, it would not cost as much if you lost it.

I like how you had all these officer modules but you had three mega beam lasers and a tachyon beam, and didn't even bother to use faction crystals. Multifrequency L, seriously?

Velocity Prime
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2010.08.30 15:28:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist

*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist


Oh come on dude, you know you looked before you deleted that link. Wink


Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.08.30 16:24:00 - [22]
 

Guess that Pally...

Wasn't prot specced.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YYEEEEAAAAHH!

Originally by: Ran Khanon
Agreed.

It's like America landing on the moon for the first time and not planting a flag and making historical quotes about it but instead rolling out huge fabric letters with "SOVEIT UNOIN U LOSE U ****ING NOOBS ROFL MOON = OURS LOL".

Actually that would have been funny now that I think of it, hmm ...


You missed the obvious Zero Wing reference.

All ur moon r belong to us.

CCP Zymurgist


Gallente
C C P
Posted - 2010.08.30 16:44:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Velocity Prime
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist

*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist


Oh come on dude, you know you looked before you deleted that link. Wink




I had to look. Just to make sure it wasn't a redirect to Rick Roll Laughing

Also, Fly Gallente and nobody will be after your Paladin. *rimshot*

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.08.30 17:07:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist


Also, Fly Gallente and nobody will be after your Paladin. *rimshot*


Shocked




Caldari citizen52145894561
Posted - 2010.08.30 17:12:00 - [25]
 

This is why we cant have nice things anywhere, anywhen

Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2010.08.30 17:37:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Paknac Queltel
Guess that Pally...

Wasn't prot specced.
*Puts on sunglasses*
YYEEEEAAAAHH!



Oh God. I shouldn't have laughed, but I did, and now I feel dirty.

Aessoroz
Nohbdy.
Posted - 2010.08.30 20:36:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Originally by: Velocity Prime
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist

*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist


Oh come on dude, you know you looked before you deleted that link. Wink




I had to look. Just to make sure it wasn't a redirect to Rick Roll Laughing

Also, Fly Gallente and nobody will be after your Paladin. *rimshot*


I was going to use that as an example to promote a suicide gank op but instead now you have caused huge economic damage to us gankers(in the form of less people being able to help us get ze epic loots) and we demand reimbursement.

Gawain Hawk
Posted - 2010.08.30 22:10:00 - [28]
 

Nice gank, nice loots, good job well done, but then...

Pirate: Knock knock
Noob: Who's there
Pirate: A pirate
Noob: A pirate who?
Pirate: LOL NOOB CRY MOAR
Noob: What?
Pirate: ROFL YOUR TEARS SUSTAIN ME GB2WOW
Noob: You're weird
Pirate: LOLOLOL DELICIOUS TEARS
Noob: I'm out of here
Pirate: Fapfapfapfapfap


 

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