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The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.07.25 04:17:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: The Crushah on 25/07/2010 04:22:21
Do you think miners need to die?
Do you see missioners as targets?
Do you like pulling the wings off flies?

Then Death of Virtue is for you! We have a long fruitful history of ****ing off the denizens of EVE and we are currently looking for fellow scumbags to join us.

What we have to offer:

- Stuff to shoot
- a fun group of irreverent douchebags
- Completely immature environment

What we dont offer:

- everything else


What you should have:

- 25m SP minimum with ability to fly T2 fit BS.
- Self sufficiency. We have no ship replacement program and will make fun of you when you do lose one.
- Vent/Mumble, and the ability to say something interesting occasionally.
- A sense of humor.


We would like to encourage all manner of scum and villany to consider joining. Scammers, griefers, pirates, smackers, can flippers, etc. are welcome.

For inquiries, please contact me the crushah in game.

For cybering, please inquire for rates...


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Meat Explosion
Caldari
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:20:00 - [2]
 

Bump for great douchebaggery!


The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.07.26 04:55:00 - [3]
 

True fact: Bellum Eternus sleeps with his eyes open and is ready to kill carriers at a moments notice

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.07.27 23:52:00 - [4]
 

I like cheese.

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.08.29 00:12:00 - [5]
 

Im opening this up again, were looking for US TZ nutballs to create a cavalcade of derp.

I will also add an interesting fact about DoV members here every day.

For example, did you know that FunzzeR thinks hes a Scottish Fold?




Bellum Eternus
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.08.29 02:05:00 - [6]
 

Don't use big words Crush, you'll scare the players.

Joe Intaki
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
Posted - 2010.08.29 08:06:00 - [7]
 

I can confirm that the cybering rates are competitive.

And, like Michael Jackson, we also molest miners...

REX KANE
Posted - 2010.08.29 13:27:00 - [8]
 

Oww arr mi harties, that be dov, it does wat it says on the tin.YARRRR!!
Dont miss this one time oppotunity, book now and get your free ticket to eve funtime where you also can go to interesting places, meet intresting people.... then kill them!!

'wait you guys are all from the u.s?!?'Rolling Eyes
'erm, any chance i could have, maybe a uk player aswell? so im not on my own sometimes, i can get lonley in low sec..'..'guys!'...'hey'...'anyone?'
'oh and yea... prise the fold!
'Very Happy

REX KANE
Posted - 2010.08.29 14:06:00 - [9]
 

*I mean 'praise the fold',Neutral ...its ok im just the tard they found floting in a can from a wormhole.. dzzzz uuuurr mmm..

Jason Hardwick
Posted - 2010.08.29 15:15:00 - [10]
 

Bellum u a *** and i think imma kill u yar YARRRR!!

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.08.29 19:40:00 - [11]
 

Fun Fact: Joe Intaki singlehandedly killed 51 miners during Hulkageddon 3.

He claims he was naked for every single one.


The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.08.30 15:03:00 - [12]
 


The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.08.31 20:27:00 - [13]
 

Death of Virtue fact: Arcon Telf once attempted to turn the Decon station by getting out of his pod and pushing.

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.09.02 02:00:00 - [14]
 

Were pretty certain Dave Hourai is a Russian sleeper terrorist.


The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.09.03 00:39:00 - [15]
 

TheNewEclipse once claimed to have slept with Prince Charles.


The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.09.04 00:15:00 - [16]
 

Last night I had a dream I was eating marshmellows. Then I woke up and my pillow was missing.



 

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