This is an auction for the corpse of Mentas Blaque
Former head of the Gallente Senate and leader of the Sociocrats, an outspoken xenophobe, racist and anti-Intakite, Blaque is most recently the head of the Gallente Secret Police, where he is second to none in snatching people from their beds at night and having their families tortured, and second only to President Monkey-Face Foiritan in terms of overall power in the Federation. He is the single greatest enemy of the Caldari State and the Intaki Syndicate, and is probably also hated by a large number of Gallente as well.
This is the only corpse of Mentas Blaque
, and since I doubt he'll let me murder him again it is also unique.
The winner of this auction will also get the fascinating story of how I came to acquire this cuddly bag of love. The story may or may not include fabricated falsehoods designed to protect me in a court of law should the Gallente Federation ever manage to arrest me.
Starting bid: 1 Billion ISK
Buyout: 5 Billion ISK
Auction closing date: 28 of March 2010, Sunday, 2100 GMT
Corpse freshness: Touchworthy