Posted - 2010.02.17 19:34:00 - [1]

 

Three jumps from Hulm and still quite new
Tackled and podded, whatever to do?
Jumped into a new ship, revenge I was seeking
Didn’t update clone, podded again, skills are leaking

Update this time, ah ha I have learned
Undocked in high sec before timer ticks off, got burned.
In local they laugh, as I look for my sniper reward
Didn’t realize with countdown, my foe was Concorde

Three years later and thousands of hours all wasted
Still playing this game looking for victory, sweet tasted
In low sec, high sec, null sec and holes
Where this voyage ends, nobody knows

But one thing for certain,
This I will say
No one does it better (CCP)
And no one ever may.

While some may flame my poor rhyming fluff,
I say U, mad? Can I have your stuff?
With 17 million and an offer to help
I ask wtf is Proteus, in a yelp.

Now flame on my C&Per’s about my poor rhyme
Make funny comments, and have a good time
Lets continue to have fun until we have all had enough
And tell the poor whiners to HTF up.