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Topic |
Jason W0rthing |
Posted - 2010.02.01 09:23:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: JASON W0RTHING on 20/03/2010 22:37:43
*deleted* |
Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2010.02.01 10:59:00 - [ 2]
Protip: Jump the expensive stuff out BEFORE opening fire.. ALWAYS go in to these things assuming its going to go belly up at any second. |
Berneh
LEGI0N
Everto Rex Regis |
Posted - 2010.02.01 11:55:00 - [ 3]
 Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
So I had been in a corp for about a month with this alt. I had been planning to rob it and decided to carry out the theft early in the morning. I had configure starbase access and access to most of the hangars in our POS.
The initial plan was to make off with the PoS, modules, and have an acquaintance jump the corp's carrier and Rorqual out. The plan failed pretty epicly as in the middle of the theft and before the Rorqual/Chim got jumped out the CEO logged on. This wouldn't have been so disastrous except for one thing...
Like I said I had full config starbase access and access to most of the corp hangars. The only thing I didn't have access to was the blueprints tab of the corp hangar. This left me with a choice, I could A. Leave the blueprints and the Large PoS and take what I could or B. Offline the POS and destroy the hangar, salvage what I could and take the POS. I chose option B. Unfortunately I had just destroyed the hangar when the CEO logged on...ending any potential for any theft at all. Or so I thought. However, while I was grabbing my hauler to grab the stuff from the corp hangar can the following conversation ensued.
severum > hi
JASON W0RTHING > hi
severum > what the **** you been doing says you attacked pos
JASON W0RTHING > i accidentally locked the thing
severum > ok did you fire ?
JASON W0RTHING > yeah, there was a red nearby i was trying to lock him first, forgot about POS guns
severum > did pos shoot at you
JASON W0RTHING > no
severum > ok
severum > and we bought some zydrine off you in yao lol
JASON W0RTHING > there's alot of crokite in Ya0 lol
severum > yea
I had just sold a bunch of zydrine I had stolen from the corp. Which makes the above even funnier. While I was talking to the CEO I was loading POS modules and blueprints into my cargohold and transporting them to safety.
There were some reasonable tears from the CEO afterward but nothing special. I have yet to count up the final haul but it wasn't much. Maybe a few hundred million at most, versus the potential 2-3 billion I was hoping for. It was still loads of fun though.
Damn i saw you in local a few times this morning too i wish i had known i could have podded you there and then  |
Artoxis Lugh |
Posted - 2010.02.01 12:11:00 - [ 4]
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
I had just sold a bunch of zydrine I had stolen from the corp. Which makes the above even funnier. While I was talking to the CEO I was loading POS modules and blueprints into my cargohold and transporting them to safety.
Hehe, made me smile on a Monday morning :) |
corodorus |
Posted - 2010.02.01 14:05:00 - [ 5]
The stupid thing is when I logged on I was in roir 9 jumps away you had plenty of time , wish i had returned in a fighting ship instead of a pod .
any how done now lessons learned and your eve days as a thief are finished
Severum |
Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO |
Posted - 2010.02.01 14:31:00 - [ 6]
a month for a few hundred mil -- I'd say you came out at a loss |
Jason W0rthing |
Posted - 2010.02.01 14:40:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: Jack Gates
a month for a few hundred mil -- I'd say you came out at a loss
No kidding. The isk/hr ratio of that was probably under the Sisters Arc. |
Beesha123 |
Posted - 2010.02.02 22:28:00 - [ 8]
2010.02.02 21:48:00
Victim: JASON W0RTHING
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Caracal
System: Yria
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 10275
Involved parties:
Name: Beesha123 (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.4
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Cerberus
Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 10275
Destroyed items:
'Arbalest' Assault Missile Launcher, Qty: 3
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 207
Photon Scattering Field I
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 3762 (Cargo)
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 4457 (Cargo)
Ballistic Control System II
Large Shield Extender II
10MN Afterburner I
Dropped items:
'Arbalest' Assault Missile Launcher, Qty: 2
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 138
Sabretooth Light Missile, Qty: 2500 (Cargo)
Piranha Light Missile, Qty: 3698 (Cargo)
Ditrigonal Thermal Barrier Crystallization I
Ballistic Control System II
Large Shield Extender II
2010.02.02 21:50:00
Victim: JASON W0RTHING
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Yria
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 245
Involved parties:
Name: Beesha123 (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.4
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Cerberus
Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 245
im keeping teh corpse \m/ |
corodorus |
Posted - 2010.02.02 22:35:00 - [ 9]
well his first of many losses , will learn that ok in eve there are spys and thieves but in the end they dont win and like a prieviose post a billion isk in a month aint worth the **** that comes with it
Sev ( still laughing )
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Oscardoodle
Amarr |
Posted - 2010.02.02 23:35:00 - [ 10]
Originally by: Beesha123
2010.02.02 21:48:00
Victim: JASON W0RTHING
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Caracal
System: Yria
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 10275
Involved parties:
Name: Beesha123 (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.4
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Cerberus
Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 10275
Destroyed items:
'Arbalest' Assault Missile Launcher, Qty: 3
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 207
Photon Scattering Field I
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 3762 (Cargo)
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 4457 (Cargo)
Ballistic Control System II
Large Shield Extender II
10MN Afterburner I
Dropped items:
'Arbalest' Assault Missile Launcher, Qty: 2
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 138
Sabretooth Light Missile, Qty: 2500 (Cargo)
Piranha Light Missile, Qty: 3698 (Cargo)
Ditrigonal Thermal Barrier Crystallization I
Ballistic Control System II
Large Shield Extender II
2010.02.02 21:50:00
Victim: JASON W0RTHING
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Yria
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 245
Involved parties:
Name: Beesha123 (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.4
Corp: G-Force Experiments
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Cerberus
Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 245
im keeping teh corpse \m/
Congrats. You sure showed him. |
Jason W0rthing |
Posted - 2010.02.02 23:50:00 - [ 11]
Edited by: JASON W0RTHING on 02/02/2010 23:59:04
Edited by: JASON W0RTHING on 02/02/2010 23:56:31
Edited by: JASON W0RTHING on 02/02/2010 23:52:14
<-----------Lost a 10 mil caracal and 2 mil in implants. I have been duly punished for my misdeeds.
I should have checked the corp history of the CEO before joining. Former alliance members tend not to have warm feelings for people who cause such irreversible damage to their former allies.
Ironically, I was listening too "Karma Police" (by Radiohead in case you live in a cave in Afghanistan or something) when I got blown up. I was literally crying from laughter. |
Shadow Willow
Annonymous Hole Hunter
Eternal Strife |
Posted - 2010.02.03 00:11:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
<-----------Lost a 10 mil caracal and 2 mil in implants. I have been duly punished for my misdeeds.
You sir are a bad man!!! |
Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
|
Posted - 2010.02.03 00:56:00 - [ 13]
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
Ironically, I was listening too "Karma Police" (by Radiohead in case you live in a cave in Afghanistan or something) when I got blown up. I was literally crying from laughter.
Well at least your having fun. This is a game after all *grin* |
Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS |
Posted - 2010.02.03 03:44:00 - [ 14]
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
Ironically, I was listening too "Karma Police" (by Radiohead in case you live in a cave in Afghanistan or something)
No, I just have good taste in music.. so I guess that's covered by the "or something" clause. |
jamrawr |
Posted - 2010.02.03 05:14:00 - [ 15]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
Ironically, I was listening too "Karma Police" (by Radiohead in case you live in a cave in Afghanistan or something)
No, I just have good taste in music.. so I guess that's covered by the "or something" clause.
??? |
Jason W0rthing |
Posted - 2010.02.04 09:44:00 - [ 16]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
Ironically, I was listening too "Karma Police" (by Radiohead in case you live in a cave in Afghanistan or something)
No, I just have good taste in music.. so I guess that's covered by the "or something" clause.
Radiohead is the definition of good taste in music. But I suppose your favorite song is "Party in the USA" or something. |
Trabber Shir
Caldari
5I Incorporated
|
Posted - 2010.02.04 10:01:00 - [ 17]
Edited by: Trabber Shir on 04/02/2010 10:01:41
nvm, stupid post |
Jason W0rthing |
Posted - 2010.02.04 10:04:00 - [ 18]
Originally by: Trabber Shir
Edited by: Trabber Shir on 04/02/2010 10:01:41
nvm, stupid post
I'll say. Jk lol. |
Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
|
Posted - 2010.02.04 10:13:00 - [ 19]
Corp theft is bad and you shouldn't do it.
|
Khors
El Barco Pirata |
Posted - 2010.02.04 10:27:00 - [ 20]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: JASON W0RTHING
Ironically, I was listening too "Karma Police" (by Radiohead in case you live in a cave in Afghanistan or something)
No, I just have good taste in music.. so I guess that's covered by the "or something" clause.
It has got to be |
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