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HelloKittyMasterBaitOre
Gallente
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2010.01.27 16:18:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Wow Mittani works :O that is a scary thought,..

Qirajiii
Gallente
Princeps Corp
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.27 16:23:00 - [32]
 

Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:24:19
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:23:45
Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Obviously, you never wrote on a web, did you? You got no money at all for writing on websites or if you get it you will not even pay your eve account with it.

¿So Mittani is "probably the only real winner of EvE"? Priceless. Laughing

Jaggath
Caldari
Spacebattles.com
Vivisection.
Posted - 2010.01.27 17:18:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Qirajiii
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:24:19
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:23:45
Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Obviously, you never wrote on a web, did you? You got no money at all for writing on websites or if you get it you will not even pay your eve account with it.

¿So Mittani is "probably the only real winner of EvE"? Priceless. Laughing


I have in fact never written for a website proffesionally. So does he not get paid then?

DaiTengu
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.27 18:20:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Qirajiii
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:24:19
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:23:45
Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Obviously, you never wrote on a web, did you? You got no money at all for writing on websites or if you get it you will not even pay your eve account with it.

¿So Mittani is "probably the only real winner of EvE"? Priceless. Laughing


Look at how knowledgable you are in the ways of internetting.

Meno Theaetetus
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.01.27 18:23:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Qirajiii
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:24:19
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:23:45
Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Obviously, you never wrote on a web, did you? You got no money at all for writing on websites or if you get it you will not even pay your eve account with it.

¿So Mittani is "probably the only real winner of EvE"? Priceless. Laughing


I'm not surprised you didn't get paid, at least Mittani can form a cohesive sentence.


Shiftless
Caldari
Peanut Factory
Good Sax
Posted - 2010.01.27 18:38:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus
Originally by: Qirajiii
Stuff


I'm not surprised you didn't get paid, at least Mittani can form a cohesive sentence.




Considering that Qirajiii's native language is Spanish and not English, I'm not suprised that you commented on his rather well formed translated sentences.

You got something stuck in Geminate perhaps? If so, I can help you out with that...

kveldulfson
Gallente
Ayame Corp
Posted - 2010.01.27 18:59:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Lord Vrall
WTB The Mitanni.

Bidding -/-100M isk


I bid 250Mil isk for the character formaly known as Mitanni

Han Lector
Amarr
Griefer-B-Gone
Circle-Of-Two
Posted - 2010.01.27 20:12:00 - [38]
 

I bid 350 mil, but I need some guarantees that people will not point the finger at me and laugh if I use it as my Jita shopping alt.

XoPhyte
Gallente
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.27 20:30:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


I would want a refund tbfh

Rokh Stah
Caldari
Sonzai no Surudoi Ejji
Nihil-Obstat
Posted - 2010.01.27 21:27:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: The Mittani
So in the cold light of dawn, it appears that some sort of catastrophic bill-paying idiocy has taken place and annihilated huge chunks of our sovereign space. Blame the directorate, blame specific directors, blame CCP for this delightful little feature, whatevs; we've lost our ****!


I blame it on the alcohol.™

HelloKittyMasterBaitOre
Gallente
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2010.01.27 21:45:00 - [41]
 

Edited by: HelloKittyMasterBaitOre on 27/01/2010 21:47:51
There was once a thread that said silence and we *will* kill you, I wonder what Molle meant by that, maybe Mittani can explain,..

EDIT: Spelling mistake soldis, sorry for hurting you :(

Warrio
Caldari
DarkStar 1
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.27 22:38:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Jaggath
now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Haha you believed that


Laughs at Mittani for Eve attention whoring.
Makes fake Facebook page to ***** attention in Eve.
Is General Windypops

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2010.01.27 22:49:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Warrio
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Jaggath
now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Haha you believed that


Laughs at Mittani for Eve attention whoring.
Makes fake Facebook page to ***** attention in Eve.
Is General Windypops


mittens follows me on Twitter FYI.

Roquendur Serethiel
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2010.01.27 23:07:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: kveldulfson
Originally by: Lord Vrall
WTB The Mitanni.

Bidding -/-100M isk


I bid 250Mil isk for the character formaly known as Mitanni


Too late, they all rerolled to play WoW again. They have PvE servers you know. LFG RFC.


Chrisis Fae
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2010.01.27 23:30:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Alaxen

So, at your upcoming GDC lecture on espionage, are you going to go into how you went from being James Bond to Austin Powers in the space of a year?



Can you please explain the connection between espionage and paying bills? This is crucial, we need all the help we can get.

HelloKittyMasterBaitOre
Gallente
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2010.01.27 23:37:00 - [46]
 

http://rgh.cc/albums/userpics/10144/SeriousCatAvatar.jpg
Image changed to URL as per the forum rules. StevieSG

Jassandra Tregan
Caldari
Tested on Monkeys
Posted - 2010.01.27 23:40:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: Jassandra Tregan on 27/01/2010 23:40:09

Liam Fremen
Gallente
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.28 02:53:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: Liam Fremen on 28/01/2010 02:59:22

Anyway, since we are speaking about this, i would like to remember some of the advice that Mittani gave to all of us, and i ask him to kindly update those guides on ten ton hammer that he is so proud of, i'll help him a bit:

37: War is a Force That Gives Us Meaning
I agree, the leaders of -A-, SysK and IT did not like the situation they were faced with but i think that worst thing can happen to an alliance right?

27: The Five Types of Alliance Leaders
Kindly add in this guide a 6th kind -> The one that goes in vacation while beign not easily reachable without giving out roles to trusted people,

I may be a terrible poster (i'm actually a terrible poster) but around 50 people in my alliance have my mobile phone number, and for respect to my alliance members when i go around i always have a notebook with mobile connection able to login in eve just in case **** hit the fan.

21: How to Survive a Failure Cascade
Trust No One -> Except Mittani
Only Fly What You Can Afford to Lose -> Yea it sounds right
Don't Hoard (don't stock everything in one conquerable station) -> Should be specified that placing everything in 2 station is not included in this definition
Anticipate the Enemy -> Specify that if you loose everything in 12 hours is hard to do this point, maybe underline it or something
Chart the War Yourself (If something is going horribly wrong in your alliance, you can't trust your leaders to tell you; they'd probably prefer you not to know) -> it's mittani words guys trust him... or not?

20: Inside the Failure Cascade
Sustained Adversity -> Failure of Rationalization -> Collective Helplessness -> Change in Identification -> Collapse and Recovery
You should add "Mess up everything in 12 hours" before "sustained adversity" or specify that as an option.


Originally by: Chrisis Fae

Can you please explain the connection between espionage and paying bills? This is crucial, we need all the help we can get.


I think that the best thing that Mittani did is find a way to make everyone forget about how much he ****ed up while gathering intelligence on my alliance! that's a very good work Mittani, or they just "try to negate" it?

Douglas Pearce
Caldari
Music Martinis and Misanthropy
Kugutsumen.
Posted - 2010.01.28 03:14:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Liam Fremen
when i go around i always have a notebook with mobile connection able to login in eve just in case **** hit the fan.


really sorry for your life.

Liam Fremen
Gallente
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.28 03:18:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Douglas Pearce
Originally by: Liam Fremen
when i go around i always have a notebook with mobile connection able to login in eve just in case **** hit the fan.


really sorry for your life.


What does it cost to have one around? :) nothing, and avoid thousands of people to loose what they worked hard to achieve, is a matter of responsability.

Kitano
Caldari
Muppet Factory
Posted - 2010.01.28 03:35:00 - [51]
 

LoL this mittani guy is full of **** & wind

Varesk
Gallente
Maelstrom Crew
Posted - 2010.01.28 05:36:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Spy Masta
Sons of Tangra was a renter alliance, like Shadows of xDeathx or one of BoB's many pets, and thus not reliable in their understanding of sov timing (which, let's clarify, is stupidly easy under Dominion and really shouldn't be a problem).

Alaxen
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2010.01.28 09:33:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Chrisis Fae
Can you please explain the connection between espionage and paying bills?

Answer: Things that Goons are horrible at.

Everyone in this game has spies. Mittani didn't invent the concept of spying. He made a name for himself by getting lucky with a guy called Haargoth. Then he capitalised on that by whoring himself out to anyone that would listen, mainly to an audience that don't know the first thing about internet spaceships but find the concept of a political MMO interesting.

He's Eve Online's answer to Paris Hilton - famous for the event of one night and forever riding on the coat tails of that one minor success. Most people have come to realise that he's nothing special and just an attention seeking waste of oxygen. In this analogy Karttoon is represented by the little dog Paris Hilton carries around with her - emasculated, impotent and content with a bowl full of chum from it's owner from time to time. Other dogs just look on confused at this poor soul that probably gets help going to the toilet.

The past few days of CAOD have shown there's a complete lack of sympathy for Goonswarm's sovereignty loss issues. You sat in the richest region in Eve for a year and ended up losing it because you didn't have the funds present to pay the basic bills, probably because you blew it all on funding various empire griefing campaigns. The war lost because of a tick box - your management should all really be throwing themselves on multiple pointy sticks over and over again.

You've had your moment in the spotlight. Welcome to the Z list. Enjoy Syndicate, or better yet, Star Trek Online.

VonKaplanek III
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.01.28 09:37:00 - [54]
 

I bid 250m for the character known as Karttoon

Gixxer 1000
Caldari
Ceptacemia
Unforgiving.
Posted - 2010.01.28 09:45:00 - [55]
 

I have to agree with Liam, he is a terrible poster, but a very dedicated alliance leader. Not only himself, but very trusted others in the alliance that have the ability to "correct" things should the s*it hit the fan. His delegation is broad, but reserved and cautious.

I will hold this opinion of Liam unless he forces us to do yet another daily freighter op, then all bets are off!

Even then, he's still a terrible poster...

Zeus Carver
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.28 11:18:00 - [56]
 

joke's on you, you're all reading his articles

Qirajiii
Gallente
Princeps Corp
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.28 11:23:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus
Originally by: Qirajiii
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:24:19
Edited by: Qirajiii on 27/01/2010 16:23:45
Originally by: Jaggath
Actually, the Mittani is probably the only real winner of EvE, seeing that he got a job writing about it. You can all moan about how terrible he is, but now he gets paid (i think) to actually talk about it.


Obviously, you never wrote on a web, did you? You got no money at all for writing on websites or if you get it you will not even pay your eve account with it.

¿So Mittani is "probably the only real winner of EvE"? Priceless. Laughing


I'm not surprised you didn't get paid, at least Mittani can form a cohesive sentence.




I'm not surprised you are upset, at least my CEOs can pay a sov bill.

You get trolled sir, enjoy it :P (enjoy it at syndicate)

LUKEC
Amarr
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.28 11:31:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Zeus Carver
joke's on you, you're all reading his articles


No, not really.

Levaria
Gallente
Incertae Sedis
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.01.28 17:21:00 - [59]
 

I'm gonna need a bigger bottle for the nom nom nom nom nom goonie tears Crying or Very sad


The Mittani
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.28 18:09:00 - [60]
 

sup thread!

while i'm at the gdc i expect to chill out in the vip lounge, go to a lot of parties and blunder around with my space buddies

it's pretty cool because it's san fransisco in spring, i can't wait!


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