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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.12.17 22:14:00 - [1]
 
Yep, that's right. You heard it here first. Due to the fact that Eve Online is coming between smart men and their loving women CCP is ruining the chances of continued proliferation of intelligent genes (i.e. Eve players, although sometimes I really wonder...)

I've seen entire organizations composed of "Eve widows" who are left lonely and wanting their men, spurned by their mates because their hearts have been stolen by a cruel and harsh mistress: Eve Online. Just think of what the gene pool will look like in a few hundred years if this continues! We'll be surrounded by NASCAR and Madden 2200 fans! The horror!

I request, ne, demand that all Eve players properly service their mates with the greater good of humanity in mind.

Side note-

Any Eve players in possession of an exceptionally attractive female mate that you don't currently have time to service sufficiently can Eve mail me immediately and I'll do my best to rectify the problem personally.

Thank you for your concern and cooperation in this matter.

Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
Posted - 2009.12.17 22:17:00 - [2]
 
If playing internets spaceships is preventing you from mating then I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say they ain't very smart.. ugh

a51 duke1406
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.12.17 22:19:00 - [3]
 
The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.


Lanerith
Stuck in Empire
Posted - 2009.12.17 22:23:00 - [4]
 
Originally by: Zeba
If playing internets spaceships is preventing you from mating then I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say they ain't very smart.. ugh


Not everyone has learned to use 8+ day skill trains to the fullest. But hell, put all your loot in sell orders, prep your ship quickly for the next OP, and you'll have plenty of time before they actually get the fleet organized. ugh

Astralnut
Posted - 2009.12.17 22:53:00 - [5]
 
As is often said:
"Marriage is the quickest route to celebacy" Rolling Eyes

Mates who complain about gamer partners should have known what they were getting into. ugh

Mona Little
Posted - 2009.12.17 22:58:00 - [6]
 
Originally by: Bellum Eternus

Side note-

Any Eve players in possession of an exceptionally attractive female mate that you don't currently have time to service sufficiently can Eve mail me immediately and I'll do my best to rectify the problem personally.

Thank you for your concern and cooperation in this matter.


Account sharing is against the EULA.Razz

Bellum Eternus
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.12.17 23:00:00 - [7]
 
Originally by: Mona Little
Originally by: Bellum Eternus

Side note-

Any Eve players in possession of an exceptionally attractive female mate that you don't currently have time to service sufficiently can Eve mail me immediately and I'll do my best to rectify the problem personally.

Thank you for your concern and cooperation in this matter.


Account sharing is against the EULA.Razz


LOL.


 

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