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Budora	Posted - 2009.11.11 00:54:00 - [1] Edited by: Budora on 11/11/2009 10:58:12 Listen guys, i didnt want to give this away but after reading some threads from all you disappointed 0.0 inhabitants im really feeling for yall. You seem very attached to those red pixels surrounding empire space and i shall now present you the answer on how to keep them yours. I know one of those matar tribesman down in the emosomething system and i am willed to introduce you to him. This guy i am talking about has more connections than a military communications satellite, anyday/anytime i talk to him he will have assignments for me that are tremendously lucrative although very dangerous. So if you want your fair share of the wealth he is spreading just convo me and ill arrange a meeting for you. Although the assignments can be dangerous you shouldnt hesitate to grab this opportunity. We have some local specialists down here that can help you out with golem fittings of all (weird)sorts. Should you still struggle to accept the old mans proposition theres still the option to tell him to "*K F!", he will forget about it after 4 hours or so... This deal is a no brainer, and now that i shared the secret i can sense a deep warmth surrounding my soul. Be restassured that all you people will be greeted with open arms back here in the empire. Together. With us. Again. Truly Yours, Budora Edit: To satisfy the disappointed people of the future.
Muffcobb 737 Incorporated Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2009.11.11 02:32:00 - [2] I'm interested. Please send me the info :).
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2009.11.11 02:58:00 - [3] Real lowsec/nullsec pvpers don't run missions in empire as that would be demeaning and an insult to their 'no pve' mandate. Besides thats what their second account empire isk whoor alts are for.
Lothar Krellum Minmatar Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.11.11 03:32:00 - [4] Edited by: Lothar Krellum on 11/11/2009 03:34:13 Originally by: Budora Listen guys, i didnt want to give this away but after reading some threads from all you disappointed 0.0 inhabitants im really feeling for yall. You seem very attached to those red pixels surrounding empire space and i shall now present you the answer on how to keep them yours. I know one of those matar tribesman down in the emosomething system and i am willed to introduce you to him. This guy i am talking about has more connections than a military communications satellite, anyday/anytime i talk to him he will have assignments for me that are tremendously lucrative although very dangerous. So if you want your fair share of the wealth he is spreading just convo me and ill arrange a meeting for you. Although the assignments can be dangerous you shouldnt hesitate to grab this opportunity. We have some local specialists down here that can help you out with golem fittings of all (weird)sorts. Should you still struggle to accept the old mans proposition theres still the option to tell him to "*K F!", he will forget about it after 4 hours or so... This deal is a no brainer, and now that i shared the secret i can sense a deep warmth surrounding my soul. Be restassured that all you people will be greeted with open arms back here in the empire. Together. With us. Again. Truelly Yours, Budora To be completely honest with you alot of us are going to cancel our accounts. A large majority of 0.0 players that i know of are not looking forward to dominion at all. Personally i think its going to be one big let down and i for one am seriously considering leaving the game. Edit - And no you can't have my stuff.
Drakan290	Posted - 2009.11.11 03:37:00 - [5] Originally by: Lothar Krellum Originally by: Budora Listen guys, i didnt want to give this away but after reading some threads from all you disappointed 0.0 inhabitants im really feeling for yall. You seem very attached to those red pixels surrounding empire space and i shall now present you the answer on how to keep them yours. I know one of those matar tribesman down in the emosomething system and i am willed to introduce you to him. This guy i am talking about has more connections than a military communications satellite, anyday/anytime i talk to him he will have assignments for me that are tremendously lucrative although very dangerous. So if you want your fair share of the wealth he is spreading just convo me and ill arrange a meeting for you. Although the assignments can be dangerous you shouldnt hesitate to grab this opportunity. We have some local specialists down here that can help you out with golem fittings of all (weird)sorts. Should you still struggle to accept the old mans proposition theres still the option to tell him to "*K F!", he will forget about it after 4 hours or so... This deal is a no brainer, and now that i shared the secret i can sense a deep warmth surrounding my soul. Be restassured that all you people will be greeted with open arms back here in the empire. Together. With us. Again. Truelly Yours, Budora To be completely honest with you alot of us are going to cancel our accounts. A large majority of 0.0 players that i know of are not looking forward to dominion at all. Personally i think its going to be one big let down and i for one am seriously considering leaving the game. Can I have your stuff?
Lothar Krellum Minmatar Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.11.11 03:52:00 - [6] Originally by: Drakan290 Originally by: Lothar Krellum Originally by: Budora Listen guys, i didnt want to give this away but after reading some threads from all you disappointed 0.0 inhabitants im really feeling for yall. You seem very attached to those red pixels surrounding empire space and i shall now present you the answer on how to keep them yours. I know one of those matar tribesman down in the emosomething system and i am willed to introduce you to him. This guy i am talking about has more connections than a military communications satellite, anyday/anytime i talk to him he will have assignments for me that are tremendously lucrative although very dangerous. So if you want your fair share of the wealth he is spreading just convo me and ill arrange a meeting for you. Although the assignments can be dangerous you shouldnt hesitate to grab this opportunity. We have some local specialists down here that can help you out with golem fittings of all (weird)sorts. Should you still struggle to accept the old mans proposition theres still the option to tell him to "*K F!", he will forget about it after 4 hours or so... This deal is a no brainer, and now that i shared the secret i can sense a deep warmth surrounding my soul. Be restassured that all you people will be greeted with open arms back here in the empire. Together. With us. Again. Truelly Yours, Budora To be completely honest with you alot of us are going to cancel our accounts. A large majority of 0.0 players that i know of are not looking forward to dominion at all. Personally i think its going to be one big let down and i for one am seriously considering leaving the game. Can I have your stuff? I'd rather line all my ships up and self destruct them all one at a time. Plus i take it you didn't read my edit?
Gabriel Angelus Amarr Local-Spike	Posted - 2009.11.11 03:56:00 - [7] Fantastic!
ChinChinneyChin Caldari Eternal Ascension Holdings	Posted - 2009.11.11 03:58:00 - [8] Originally by: Budora Truelly Yours, Budora What does this word mean? ive not come across it before?
Lothar Krellum Minmatar Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.11.11 03:59:00 - [9] One thing that has sprung to mind is i might just go solo and turn into an evil piewat.
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2009.11.11 04:37:00 - [10] Originally by: Lothar Krellum To be completely honest with you alot of us are going to cancel our accounts. A large majority of 0.0 players that i know of are not looking forward to dominion at all. Personally i think its going to be one big let down and i for one am seriously considering leaving the game. Edit - And no you can't have my stuff. Man that sounds sooo familiar. Hrmmm.. Oh wait now I know why. It's because its the same four lines that people have been dropping on the forums since the first eve expansion went live.
Vaal Erit Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.11.11 05:10:00 - [11] In before Invitation to low sec thread is started.
Demolishar	Posted - 2009.11.11 14:16:00 - [12] Originally by: ChinChinneyChin Originally by: Budora Truelly Yours, Budora What does this word mean? ive not come across it before? Oh the irony!
Jarna Amarr Air EVE	Posted - 2009.11.11 15:55:00 - [13] Edited by: Jarna on 11/11/2009 15:55:38 Originally by: Budora Edited by: Budora on 11/11/2009 10:58:12 Listen guys, i didnt want to give this away but after reading some threads from all you disappointed 0.0 inhabitants im really feeling for yall. You seem very attached to those red pixels surrounding empire space and i shall now present you the answer on how to keep them yours. I know one of those matar tribesman down in the emosomething system and i am willed to introduce you to him. This guy i am talking about has more connections than a military communications satellite, anyday/anytime i talk to him he will have assignments for me that are tremendously lucrative although very dangerous. So if you want your fair share of the wealth he is spreading just convo me and ill arrange a meeting for you. Although the assignments can be dangerous you shouldnt hesitate to grab this opportunity. We have some local specialists down here that can help you out with golem fittings of all (weird)sorts. Should you still struggle to accept the old mans proposition theres still the option to tell him to "*K F!", he will forget about it after 4 hours or so... This deal is a no brainer, and now that i shared the secret i can sense a deep warmth surrounding my soul. Be restassured that all you people will be greeted with open arms back here in the empire. Together. With us. Again. Truly Yours, Budora Edit: To satisfy the disappointed people of the future. This was awesome. Made me laugh.
ChinChinneyChin Caldari Eternal Ascension Holdings	Posted - 2009.11.11 18:00:00 - [14] Originally by: Jarna Edited by: Jarna on 11/11/2009 15:55:38 Originally by: Budora Edited by: Budora on 11/11/2009 10:58:12 Listen guys, i didnt want to give this away but after reading some threads from all you disappointed 0.0 inhabitants im really feeling for yall. You seem very attached to those red pixels surrounding empire space and i shall now present you the answer on how to keep them yours. I know one of those matar tribesman down in the emosomething system and i am willed to introduce you to him. This guy i am talking about has more connections than a military communications satellite, anyday/anytime i talk to him he will have assignments for me that are tremendously lucrative although very dangerous. So if you want your fair share of the wealth he is spreading just convo me and ill arrange a meeting for you. Although the assignments can be dangerous you shouldnt hesitate to grab this opportunity. We have some local specialists down here that can help you out with golem fittings of all (weird)sorts. Should you still struggle to accept the old mans proposition theres still the option to tell him to "*K F!", he will forget about it after 4 hours or so... This deal is a no brainer, and now that i shared the secret i can sense a deep warmth surrounding my soul. Be restassured that all you people will be greeted with open arms back here in the empire. Together. With us. Again. Truly Yours, Budora Edit: To satisfy the disappointed people of the future. This was awesome. Made me laugh. I must admit I did LOL when I saw this

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