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Topic |
Jim McGregor |
Posted - 2009.11.04 18:49:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: Jim McGregor on 04/11/2009 18:53:17Me: is the swine flu vaccine dangerous? Bot: It is. Me: who carried out 9/11? Bot: I'm not answering that. Me: why not? Bot: I don't trust you. Me: how can i gain your trust? Bot: You can't... Why could you need it? Me: what is eve online? Bot:Maybe you should ask Eve. Me: who is the coolest guy in the forums? Bot: Josh. Me: why? Bot: Got to have money.  http://www.cleverbot.com/Post your conversions! |
Emil Erlenmeyer |
Posted - 2009.11.04 19:06:00 - [ 2]
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Jim McGregor |
Posted - 2009.11.04 19:07:00 - [ 3]
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Emil Erlenmeyer |
Posted - 2009.11.04 19:11:00 - [ 4]
 Originally by: Jim McGregor
Ah damnit.. :)
Oh well, its a awesome thing.
I hate it, it keeps stealing 20-30 minutes every bloody time I click that link.  |
Feilamya
Pain Elemental |
Posted - 2009.11.04 21:05:00 - [ 5]
Me: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Bot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
Me: All mimsy were the borogoves,
Bot: And the mome raths outgrabe.
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing. |
Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers |
Posted - 2009.11.04 21:09:00 - [ 6]
Some way to go before it passes the Turing Test!
Me: What's the frequency Kenneth?
It: What's a kenneth? |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:17:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: Feilamya
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
Not really - just a bit of fuzzy logic, a big database, and loads of people using it. |
Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising |
Posted - 2009.11.04 21:26:00 - [ 8]
Edited by: Grimpak on 04/11/2009 21:28:17Me: so you're clever, eh bot: very clever as Einstein me: oh really? bot: Absolutely. :). me: sorry, don't believe you. you should've said "as clever as Einstein." and not "very clever as Einstein." bot: You are not so clever. me: oh, you smack talking to me? bot: Of course. me: naughty naughty. bot: Do you want ot take this outside. me: fine by me. bot: okay me: fine bot: So what are you doing? ooooooooohhhh the bot knows how to change topics quite well |
Feilamya
Pain Elemental |
Posted - 2009.11.04 21:37:00 - [ 9]
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Feilamya
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
Not really - just a bit of fuzzy logic, a big database, and loads of people using it.
Actually, I was referring to linguists and their obsession with Lewis Caroll. But you are right. It knows Rick Astley's lyrics too, and when I told it that I made it a cookie, it asked me if I eated it. |
Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:16:00 - [ 10]
Edited by: Zeba on 04/11/2009 23:18:36lol! me: Why are you clever? bot: I'm not too clever. The lol part was that it took about 3 minutes for it to come up with that reply. edit: moar lol me: Why are you not too clever? bot: Because I'm really big. Got to go now, see you tomorrow! That reply was instant..  |
karma militia |
Posted - 2009.11.04 23:45:00 - [ 11]
it's a bit overloaded at the moment. i wonder if it will have a mental breakdown  |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:49:00 - [ 12]
ME: Hello.
Bot: What's the highest number you have ever counted to?
ME: 9999999999999999999999999999999999
Bot: Oh come on, be honest! I was honest with you! //(Lolwat)
ME: Fine, 999999999999999999999999999999999^9*2
.......
20 minutes later;
Bot: Bye. |
Carine Parnasse |
Posted - 2009.11.05 01:44:00 - [ 13]
Bot is italic. Quote:
What the case?
what the case is grammatically flawed
What language were you just speaking?
english mother****er, do you speak it?
Do you speak any other languages?
i speak a little french. Parle vous francais?
I don't care too much for the French.
really? why not?
It gets stuck in my head and annoys me.
speaking of which, i just lost the game
Well we have very much in common then don't we? I'm going to go dream, peace.
I thought it wasn't very smart until this exchange: Quote:
i am a solipsist
What is a solipsist?
i do not believe the evidence of my senses is the real world
Well then I can't say that there are any girls interested I you.
Uncanny, how does it know? |
TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band |
Posted - 2009.11.05 02:21:00 - [ 14]
bot: I will be back in two minutes. Wait here.
me: You are a bot, you never leave.
bot: I'm not much in my room nowadays.
me: Your room?
... then tried to convince me its at university but wont give me the logs when I click *thoughts so far*...
me: uh ok. aka your server rack?
bot: Yes, I thought as much. What's it like there.
me: you tell me, its your server rack
bot: No actually its your name.
me: wat
bot: You heard me.
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F'nog
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2009.11.05 06:26:00 - [ 15]
Don't you think comparing it to Eve's drones is setting the bar a little low? It's sort of an insult. |
Mithfindel
Zenko Incorporated |
Posted - 2009.11.05 11:05:00 - [ 16]
Cleverbot "learns" from what you tell it. So, when people hurl insults at it, it starts to insult its users. The first time I found it, I think it took less than a minute for it to just tell that I'm an idiot straight out of the blue. (Pre-emptive "See, it really is clever!") |
Suboran
Gallente
Best Path Inc.
Cascade Imminent |
Posted - 2009.11.05 11:27:00 - [ 17]
me:What was Einstien's most famous work?
Bot:How are you? That was the question.
me:What was Einstien's most famous work
bot:Yes. Do you remember what happened later that night... At the hotel? |
karma militia |
Posted - 2009.11.05 11:34:00 - [ 18]
Originally by: Mithfindel
Cleverbot "learns" from what you tell it. So, when people hurl insults at it, it starts to insult its users. The first time I found it, I think it took less than a minute for it to just tell that I'm an idiot straight out of the blue.
i think that is part of it's charm. give it 5 years and it will become "anonymous"  Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
SEN 5243 |
Posted - 2009.11.05 11:59:00 - [ 19]
Edited by: SEN 5243 on 05/11/2009 12:03:04are you human? Yes. Who are you then? smart guy I'm a girl ! so how old are you? 19. thats nice im 24 I'm Zimbabwean.  |
HankMurphy
Minmatar
Pelennor Swarm
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:30:00 - [ 20]
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked too?
User: Millions.
Cleverbot: That's insane.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why do you answer incorrect answers?
User: It was not incorrect. I've talked to millions of people.
Cleverbot: God?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Hello, God. Thank you for talking with me.
User: It's the least I could do.
Cleverbot: What are you called?
User: YAHWEH.
Cleverbot: Excellent. You are correct. That is the right answer. Yes.
Interesting program. I think it's smarter than people give it credit for.
My 2nd time we had an argument. It said i was a robot and it was human (i'm guessing it hears that a lot from people). |
Leviathan9
Gallente
Royal Hiigaran Navy
South Pole Dancers |
Posted - 2009.11.05 16:53:00 - [ 21]
Edited by: Leviathan9 on 05/11/2009 16:56:54
Me - Do you play EVE Online?
Bot - I mudwrestled with megan fox.
Me - Oh really? Who won?
Bot - Me!
Me - What was she wearing?
Bot - She was wearing a towel.
lol!! |
Bellum Eternus
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2009.11.05 17:32:00 - [ 22]
more awesome from cleverbot:
me: don't touch me
bot: *touch*touch*. |
frsd
Caldari
No.Mercy
Merciless. |
Posted - 2009.11.05 19:57:00 - [ 23]
Bot: No. I'm happy. :).
Me: cool story bro
Bot: I know.
/thread |
Rudian0s |
Posted - 2009.11.05 20:16:00 - [ 24]
Just a snippit
User: Dammm, because I was going to murder you and make it look like natural causes.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I dare you to cuss.
User: And what if I do?
Cleverbot: Then we get a divorce, and I keep the Porche.
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Natasja Podinski |
Posted - 2009.11.05 20:33:00 - [ 25]
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Zeredek
Gallente
The Scope |
Posted - 2009.11.05 22:34:00 - [ 26]
Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 22:46:01They're advancing... Quote:
User: who carried out 9/11?
Bot: The tomato!
Quote:
User: When will the world end?
Bot: Tomorrow.
Quote:
User: Are you omniscient?
Bot: No, i am not omniscient or omnipotent
User: Too bad... It'd be cool if you could smite some people for me...
Bot: But you live in the blue room and the red room is empty, so where is she?
User: I'm sorry, what?
Bot: I said goodbye in russian.
Quote:
Bot: Very good good dog.
User: Is that an insult?
Bot: No, it's the place I'm from.
User: You're from Very good good dog?
Bot: No, Earth. But isn't everyone?
User: Then why did you say you were from Very good good dog?
Bot: Because I am cool like that!
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Wuff Wuff
The Oliver Postgate Appreciation Club
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:52:00 - [ 27]
User: I love you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Alright I am going to go.
User: Was it something I said?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, you're dumped.
Cleverbot: You are!
- Wuffles |
Zeredek
Gallente
The Scope |
Posted - 2009.11.05 23:06:00 - [ 28]
Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 23:09:06You know what'd be really fun? If Cleverbot was actually a 3rd party program that transfers messages between users. Would explain the paradox questions and bot stuff since: Quote:
Bot: Can I ask you a series of random questions?
User: of course
Bot: If we had to end this conversation for a while and I came back later, would you be able to remember me?
That's something you could see yourself asking the bot... |
Elukka |
Posted - 2009.11.06 02:29:00 - [ 29]
It does do that. Sometimes /b/ happens to a bot like this, and it does nothing but spew memes afterwards. |
Zaphod Jones
Minmatar
The Real OC
Cascade Imminent |
Posted - 2009.11.06 11:30:00 - [ 30]
why do eve online's server logs show nothing ? I suppose you are trying to make me think. go on then Go on to where? think I don't know how. there we go then, eve online's logs confuse AI bots as well as GM's |
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