Posted - 2009.09.18 15:37:00 - [3]

 

Originally by: Brolly

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I contemplated doing that a few years ago, turns out it's more trouble than it's worth.

I was gonna summon minions of undead to fight for me, unfortunately the Necronomicon spell book (it was only £6 in watrestones) didn't have that in. On a more positive note, there were spells for lusty things. At least I got my end away a few times, which really lead to a diminishing of my anger and need to take over the world.

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I was actualy thinking to use robots on the fighting side. Giant Spider Robots. The humanoid ones is just so cliché...

Posted - 2009.09.18 15:43:00 - [5]

 

Originally by: Brolly

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Giant robot spiders would be freaking cool, just make sure to run them on a linux based system and not windows. That is where most plans fail when it comes to world-domination-via-computery-means.

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I was thinking to use Win 95 but you make a good point. I'l have one of the kidnapped scientists write a custom OS.

Posted - 2009.09.18 15:48:00 - [7]

 

Originally by: Glarion Garnier

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I hate to say this op. You are far to late to the game.

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Its NEVER to late to plot for world domination!!

Posted - 2009.09.18 16:11:00 - [9]

 

I would employ the aid of a mad mouse named brain....he has plenty of ideas....either that or you could sing the doom song

everybody sing along now...and someone pls confirm that this is not a rick roll

Posted - 2009.09.18 16:25:00 - [11]

 

Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw

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I like it! Can you recomend a good place to buying said nanites? I think i saw a starting pack "Your First Hive-Mind" in a store somewhere but i cant remember where. I didnt have any money at me at the time so i didnt buy it...

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Check with the Omar, they should be able to get some for you, might lack warranty though.

Posted - 2009.09.18 17:06:00 - [13]

 

Edited by: Jim McGregor on 18/09/2009 17:08:11


Easy.

Buy most of the media so you can control what people get to be aware of. Their perception of themselfs will influence everything from shopping habits to political elections. Have easy to understand news, spin them to your favor and use pretty people to present it.

Ask Robert Murdoch how its done.

And yes, you are way, way, way too late... you are like a hockey player who wants to win the game when its the last minute and you are behind with 100-1....

See you on the other side is all I can say. :)

Posted - 2009.09.18 17:29:00 - [15]

 

To take over the world, first you must win

THE GAME

Posted - 2009.09.18 19:58:00 - [17]

 

whatever you do... start doing it in Madagascar.

Posted - 2009.09.25 21:14:00 - [19]

 

Several idea's-

1. Create machine that can think on its own and that can research on its own using its powerful processors. Use technology gained from it to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
WARNING: Make sure it doesn't turn on you

2. Kidnap many of the worlds leaders and only give them back if the countrys agree to start world war 3
WARNING: Make sure the countrys STAY in ww3 after you give them back there leaders.

3. Threaten to blow up earth's core or, if you have those kind of explosives, threaten cities instead
WARNING: Make sure they know the threat is real

Posted - 2009.09.25 21:32:00 - [21]

 

Originally by: Blane Xero

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Originally by: Winged Crime

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Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw

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Anyone got a HowTo guide on taking over the world?

It would be nice to give it a try but i really cant be assed to put to much effort into it...


Shall i start with kidnapping scientists or would it be best to get a Fortress of DOOM first?

Also...would it be to much of a cliché for all my staff to be attractive females in tight leather outfits?

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step 1) be microsoft


step 2) ????????

step 3) hey look, you own everything (but it's all falling apart and doesn't work right)

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So i guess its true.


Microsoft is Minmatar

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Better than amarr... with their 2 damage types

Posted - 2009.09.25 22:04:00 - [23]

 

Originally by: Intense Thinker

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Better than amarr... with their 2 damage types

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Even with just two damage types we still do more damage than you dirty minmatar with your so called "Versatility"

(Though, i do like the sounds of the up and coming AC/Arty weapon changes)

Posted - 2009.09.25 22:29:00 - [25]

 

Originally by: Azirapheal

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Originally by: Blane Xero

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To take over the world, first you must win

THE GAME

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you dcomplete and utter douchebag. id managed to avoid losing that for almost a month

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Don't worry, i lose it every 30 minutes

Posted - 2009.09.25 22:56:00 - [27]

 

Have no urge so I have not really thought about it, but I can definately sy that in todays world I would not be going for a stationary base of operations.

Originally by: Karma

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whatever you do... start doing it in Madagascar.

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This is the most important piece of advice in the thread so far


Slade

Posted - 2009.09.25 23:30:00 - [29]

 

A couple interesting things to understand about taking over the world.

First choose correct henchmen, these are your linchpin and you must know what you are employing. If you want undead, you must understand fire and shotguns are your enemy, whereas if they are machines then they better be virus and EMP proof. Another thing to keep in mind is if your using robots, do not have them all look alike unless they are robots put in place to look like you.

Do not clone yourself to take over the world, you know you cannot be trusted.

Once you have henchmen you need a doom fortress, this can be anything from a castle on the top of a hill or even a simple office building claiming to be an insurance company. Each of these fortresses have their flaws and advantages, an office building is great for scamming money and blending in whereas a castle has a great fortified position and alot of space to amass your army(for the sake of argument robots). Next thing you must understand about making a doom fortress is making it super hero proof, do not make your self destruct on a timer, have it destroy your building automatically or at the very least on an odd number, same goes for your missiles.... They should launch when you ask, not an arbitrary number afterwords.

Troop deployment is your next problem, where can you place your robot guards so that they may be most effective? It is recommended that you place the guards in groups of three, enough to cover eachother and not too many as to ensure reverse ninja theory doesn't come into play. Finally do not allow your henchmen to have explosive weapons, they always miss the enemy, kill other henchmen or at the very least screw up your doom fortress.

Another thing to consider is a top henchman, or sometype of assassin/bodyguard... You cannot go wrong with most choices but the basic ideal is be sure not to restrict him from doing anything, and ensure he doesn't have any moral restraints and or is smarter then you... If you do any of these things he will betray you.

One last thing, when executing your own plan, do not abide by any of the arbitrary time limits you set, if it's a day then launch in 12 hours, if it's a week launch in 2 days. This will restrict the enemy from making a plan that is put inplace just in time.

Finally, I for one welcome our new lazy overlord.